A little grammar funny

That poor comma should need a shrink, writers like me abuse the poor thing constantly
 
I once bobbled the usage of 'its' vs. 'it's' so horribly in a story several people called me on it. Quel embarrassing; and me an English major at that.

Did I mention I don't use an editor? :eek:




[No, I won't tell you which story it was.]
 
I once bobbled the usage of 'its' vs. 'it's' so horribly in a story several people called me on it. Quel embarrassing; and me an English major at that.

Did I mention I don't use an editor? :eek:




[No, I won't tell you which story it was.]


Then I'll have to read all of them. :D

Good evening and good night, Tom. :kiss:
 

If the comma constantly feels out of place, what do you think a semicolon feels like ?


 
A woman without her man is nothing.

A woman: without her, man is nothing.

Is there a name for these things? (Of course there's the book title: Eats shoots and leaves).



Well yeah. There are 4 different types of comma which throw us into a tizz. Problem is the comma is multi-functional.

The listing comma which just repaces 'and' or 'or': 'a,b and c'

A joining comma, 'The story was posted last week, but it hasn't appeared yet (works with and,or, but, yet and while). Must be followed by a sentence.

A gapping comma - showing that words have been omitted, try;

Canada is famous for her lakes, Mexico, for her cuisine and chefs, the USA, for her democracy, technology and entrepeneurship.

The most difficult, I think, is the bracketing comma (often called 'isolating'). It is a weak interruption in a sentence. Eg: ' Lovecraft, a renowned writer of incest stories, admits to problems with the use of commas.

Brandie, I would use a comma, not a colon. ' A woman, without her, man is nothing.'
 
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Brandie, I would use a comma, not a colon. ' A woman, without her, man is nothing.'

Semicolon or colon is the correct use, using commas is just fucking around.

The semicolon/colon joins the two incomplete/complete thoughts, or what should be two separate flushed out sentences.

A woman; without her, man is nothing.
A woman: Without her, man is nothing. OR A woman: without her, man is nothing.

So Brandie was right, using commas only creates a run-on or unnecessary pauses.
 
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