A little bit of Maths

Andreina

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This is fun! According to this (and my real life first name) I give 40%...errmm... no wonder my grades sucked so much this year :D

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Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? The following 'math' might prove helpful.

If .......
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then......
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

And,
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

Clearly, hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get
you there, but bullshit will put you over the top
 
hmmm...

L A D Y F Y R E
12+1+4+25+6+25+18+5 = 96

hmmm...makes me wonder why my classes are sucking it up too...
;-)
 
MorgaineLaFay said:
Hey Cookie...how was school today?


hey hon, got an exam this afternoon. PANIC! 10 days to go then I go home and hopefully don't have to sit any more exams here :D

Halo :rose:
 
LittleDevilWithAHalo said:



hey hon, got an exam this afternoon. PANIC! 10 days to go then I go home and hopefully don't have to sit any more exams here :D

Halo :rose:


Scotland will be a sadder place without you.
 
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