A little bit about me

[Mystic_Jade]

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen...

Well that about ends the similarities between me and Dr. Evil lol

 

[e-trance action]

You had me at inconsequential-head on desk, laughing my ass off.


Good on you!

 

[chillywilly2]

At least it wasn't boring

 

[Mystic_Jade]

At least it wasn't boring

lol

 

[JagFarlane]

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen...

Well that about ends the similarities between me and Dr. Evil lol

LOL ahhh gotta love it I do miss the Austin Powers movies

 

[MollyDolly]

Check TBS every week... there's usually one of them playing

 

[bisexualsmoker]

Sounds like a pretty normal upbringing.Seriously though,that's really funny.Very
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