A Literotica Theme Song?

[Weird Harold]

What would you nominate as Literotica's song?

"Big Balls" by AC/DC and "The Prince's Panties" by Mason Williams are two that might work -- silly songs with lots of double entendre.

"The Streak" by Ray stevens also describes many of the threads here pretty well.

Any body know of any other songs filled with double entendres and sex that would make a good Literotica (BB) Theme song?

 

[Cheyenne]

No song with sex in it, but I still stick with my original suggestion for a Lit theme song:
http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=31735&highlight=eagles

 

[Bob Peale]

She Bop by Cyndi Lauper or
Afternoon Delight by Starlight Vocal Band

 

[Cheyenne]

Afternoon Delight by Starlight Vocal Band

EEEWWWWW!! I lived through that song when it was popular and could easily die happy without ever hearing it again.

 

[Weird Harold]

She Bop by Cyndi Lauper or
Afternoon Delight by Starlight Vocal Band

Is that version different from StarLAND Vocal Band's version?

Cindy Lauper's "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" would work well too.

If we're going to dig into the archives, we could go all the way back to the Beatles "I Wanna Hold Your Hand."

PS Cheyenne, I feel the same way about I wannna hold your hand as you do about afternoon delight.

 

[rambling man]

The way some people are able to be themselves on this site, sometimes only on this site, sometimes painfully so, reminds me of "The Trial" by Pink Floyd

Other times I hear "Big Balls" too

"Kickstart My Heart" Motley Crue

and others

 

[Samuari]

No song with sex in it, but I still stick with my original suggestion for a Lit theme song:
http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=31735&highlight=eagles

Chey, you know my bias toward the Eagles,Get Over It is certinally good advice the board members, but a Theme song?

Personally, I think The Doors' People Are Strange pretty well describes my experance here.

 

[Dillinger]

Big Balls

I'm ever upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

CHORUS:
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

CHORUS

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

CHORUS

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish...

Ball sucker

 

[Dillinger]

"The Prince's Panties" by Mason Williams

There was once a Prince who acted strangely in that he thought life was stupid and it *was* for him. So he made up a world in which he liked the things we like but he had different reasons why he liked them. He liked butter for its color; he would order toast and color. Waitresses, confused, would utter: "Sir, I've never heard of toast and color!" He'd get angry and begin to choke them. The law would come and they'd arrest and book him. So his life was a mess of trouble ... still he kept it up.

He had dogs, a hundred cocker spaniels, and he called them "panties" `cause they did that mostly and he did not care at all if they would bark and fetch sticks, run and jump, roll-over, and "play dead" tricks. No he liked them only for their panting, so he would run them ragged. But one day they got fed up and chased the Prince right up against the fence ... and the Prince was eaten by his panties.

 

[Dillinger]

Get Over It by The Eagles

I turn on the tube and what do I see
A whole lotta people cryin' "Don't blame me"
They point their crooked little fingers at everybody else
spend all their time feelin' sorry for themselves
Victim of this, victim of that
Your momma's too thin; your daddy's too fat

Get over it
Get over it
All this whinin' and cryin' and pitchin' a fit
Get over it, get over it

You say you haven't been the same since you had your little crash
But you might feel better if they gave you some cash
The more I think about it, Old Billy was right
Let's kill all the lawyers - kill 'em tonight
You don't want to work; you want to live like a king
But the big, bad world doesn't owe you a thing

Get over it
Get over it
If you don't want to play, then you might as well split
Get over it, get over it

It's like going to confession every time I hear you speak
You're makin' the most of your losin' streak
Some call it sick, but I call it weak

You drag it around like a ball and chain
You wallow in the guilt; you wallow in the pain
You wave it like a flag, you wear it like a crown
Got your mind in the gutter, bringin' everybody down
Complain about the present and blame it on the past
I'd like to find your inner child and kick its little ass

Get over it
Get over it
All this bitchin' and moanin' and pitchin' a fit
Get over it, get over it

Get over it
Get over it
It's gotta stop sometime, so why don't you quit
Get over it, get over it

Get over it

 

[Dillinger]

She Bop

We-hell-I see them every night in tight blue jeans--
In the pages of a blue boy magazine
Hey I've been thinking of a new sensation
I'm picking up--good vibration--
Oop--she bop--

Do I wanna go out with a lion's roar
Huh, yea, I wanna go south n get me some more
Hey, they say that a stitch in time saves nine
They say I better stop--or I'll go blind
Oop--she bop--she bop

She bop--he bop--a--we bop
I bop--you bop--a--they bop
Be bop--be bop--a--lu--she bop,
I hope He will understand
She bop--he bop--a--we bop
I bop--you bop--a--they bop
Be bop--be bop--a--lu--she bop,
Oo--oo--she--do--she bop--she bop

(whistle along here)...

Hey, hey--they say I better get a chaperone
Because I can't stop messin' with the danger zone
No, I won't worry, and I won't fret--
Ain't no law against it yet--
Oop--she bop--she bop--

She bop--he bop--we bop...

 

[rambling man]

the sentiment of get over it is cool but i never liked the music part of it

Garden of Allah kicked ass

 

[Dillinger]

Afternoon Delight - Starland Vocal Band

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
Gonna grab some afternoon delight
My motto's always been 'when it's right, it's right'
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day
And we know the night is always gonna be there any way

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting
Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight

Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling
A little afternoon delight
Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight

Please be waiting for me, baby, when I come around
We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the sun goes down

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting
Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight

Afternoon delight!

 

[Dillinger]

Cindy Lauper - Girls Just Want To Have Fun

I come home in the morning light
My mother says when you gonna live you life right
Oh mother dear we're not the fortunate ones
And girls they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have fun

The phone rings in the middle of the night
My father yells what you gonna do with your life
Oh daddy dear you know you're still number one
But girls they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have -

Thats all they really want
Some fun
When the working day is done
Girls - they just want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have fun

Some boys take a beautiful girl
And hide her away from the rest of the world
I want to be the one to walk in the sun
Oh girls just want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have

Thats all they really want
Some fun
When the working day is done
Girls - they just want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have fun,
They want to have fun
They want to have fun

 

[Dillinger]

I Wanna Hold Your Hand - Beatles

Oh yeh, I'll tell you something
I think you'll understand
When I'll say that something
I wanna hold your hand
I wanna hold your hand
I wanna hold your hand

Oh please, say to me
You'll let me be your man
And please, say to me
You'll let me hold your hand
You'll let me hold your hand
I wanna hold your hand

And when I touch you I feel happy inside
It's such a feeling that my love
I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide

Yeh, you've got that something
I think you'll understand
When I'll say that something
I wanna hold your hand
I wanna hold your hand
I wanna hold your hand

And when I touch you I feel happy inside
It's such a feeling that my love
I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide

Yeh, you've got that something
I think you'll understand
When I'll feel that something
I wanna hold your hand
I wanna hold your hand
I wanna hold your hand
I wanna hold your hand

 

[Dillinger]

The Trial - Pink Floyd

Good morning Worm Your Honour
The crown will plainly how
The prisoner who now stands before you
Was caught red handed showing feelings
Showing feelings of an almost human nature
This will not do

Call the schoolmaster
I always said he'd come to no good
In the end Your Honour
If they'd let me have my way I could
Have flayed him into shape
But my hands were tied
The bleeding hearts and artists
Let him get away with murder
Let me hammer him today

Crazy, toys in the attic I am crazy
Should I go fishing
They must have taken my marbles away

You little shit, you're in it now
I hope they throw away the key
You should have talked to me more often
Than you did, but no you had to
Go your own away. Have you broken any
Homes up lately ?
"Just five minutes, Worm Your Honour
Him and me alone"

Babe
Come to mother baby let me hold you
In my arms
M'lud I never wanted him to
Get in any trouble
Why'd he ever have to leave me
Worm Your Honour let me take him home

Crazy, over the rainbow I am crazy
Bars in the window
There must have been a door there in the wall
When I came in
Crazy over the rainbow he is crazy

The evidence before the court is
Incontravertable, there's no need for
The jury to retire
In all my years of judging
I have never heard before
Of someone more deserving
The full penalty of law
The way you made them suffer
Your exquisite wife and mother
Fills me with the urge to defecate
But my friend you have revealed your
Deepest fear
I sentance you to be exposed before
Your peers

Tear down The Wall !

 

[Dillinger]

Kickstart My Heart - Motley Crue

When I get high
I get high on speed
Top fuel funny car's
A drug for me
My heart, my heart
Kickstart my heart
Always got the cops
Coming after me
Custom built bike doing 103
My heart, my heart
Kickstart my heart

(Pre-Chorus)
Ooh, are you ready girls?
Ooh, are you ready now?

(Chorus)
Ooh, yeh
Kickstart my heart
Give it a start
Ooh, yeh, baby
Ooh, yeh
Kickstart my heart
Hope it never stops
Ooh, yeh, baby

Skydive naked
From an aeroplane
Or a lady with a
Body from outerspace
My heart, my heart
Kickstart my heart

Say I got trouble
Trouble in my eyes
I'm just looking for
Another good time
My heart, my heart
Kickstart my heart

(Pre-Chorus)

(Chorus)

When we started this band
All we needed, needed was a laugh
Years gone by...I'd say we've kicked some ass
When I'm enraged
Or hittin' the stage
Adrenalin rushing
Through my veins
And I'd say we're still kickin' ass

Ooo, ahh, kickstart my heart
I hope it never stops
And to think, we did all of this...
To rock

(Chorus)

(Solo)

(Chorus)

Ok boys, let's rock the house

Kickstart my heart

 

[Dillinger]

Get Over It - The Eagles

I turn on the tube and what do I see
A whole lotta people cryin' "Don't blame me"
They point their crooked little fingers at everbody else
spend all their time feelin' sorry for themselves
Victim of this, victim of that
Your momma's too thin; your daddy's too fat

Get over it
Get over it
All this whinin' and cryin' and pitchin' a fit
Get over it, get over it

You say you haven't been the same since you had your little crash
But you might feel better if they gave you some cash
The more I think about it, Old Billy was right
Let's kill all the lawyers - kill 'em tonight
You don't want to work; you want to live like a king
But the big, bad world doesn't owe you a thing

Get over it
Get over it
If you don't want to play, then you might as well split
Get over it, get over it

It's like going to confession every time I hear you speak
You're makin' the most of your losin' streak
Some call it sick, but I call it weak

You drag it around like a ball and chain
You wallow in the guilt; you wallow in the pain
You wave it like a flag, you wear it like a crown
Got your mind in the gutter, bringin' everybody down
Complain about the present and blame it on the past
I'd like to find your inner child and kick its little ass

Get over it
Get over it
All this bitchin' and moanin' and pitchin' a fit
Get over it, get over it

Get over it
Get over it
It's gotta stop sometime, so why don't you quit
Get over it, get over it

Get over it

 

[Dillinger]

People Are Strange - The Doors

People are strange when you're a stranger
Faces look ugly when you're alone
Women seem wicked when you're unwanted
Streets are uneven when you're down

When you're strange
Faces come out of the rain
When you're strange
No one remembers your name
When you're strange
When you're strange
When you're strange

People are strange when you're a stranger
Faces look ugly when you're alone
Women seem wicked when you're unwanted
Streets are uneven when you're down

When you're strange
Faces come out of the rain
When you're strange
No one remembers your name
When you're strange
When you're strange
When you're strange

When you're strange
Faces come out of the rain
When you're strange
No one remembers your name
When you're strange
When you're strange
When you're strange

 

[Dillinger]

There you go - lyrics for all the suggestions? Any other suggestions? Post the lyrics... *grin* --- then WH can start a poll with the choices...(if he wants)

 

[Samuari]

thanks

Good Job, Dillinger!

 

[Desert Amazon]

Desperate but not serious...

 

[bluntforcemama]

lol... how about the theme from "I Dream of Genie?"

 

[Guest]

ARTIST: Monty Python
TITLE: Sit On My Face


http://gunther.simplenet.com/v/data/sitonmyf.htm

 

[Pokerman]

Sorry that was me (above)