a lit irregular

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Anyone got a moist towelette?

 

[Laurel]

I've been very regular since I started eating bran in the morning and more veggies and night.

 

[JazzManJim]

Dude.

Step away from the keyboard slowly.

Don't make any sudden moves toward the mouse.

You've had enough for tonight.

 

[alexandraaah]

moist towelette. Something about that combination of words is just....icky.

 

[angel's pet]

would you settle for a Tucks and a band-aid?

 

[Rambling Rose]

Where is nasty when you need him most?

 

[alexandraaah]

Where is nasty when you need him most?

making sweet, sweet love to a moist, used towelette.

Hey, you asked RR.

 

[a lit regular]

I get regular when I see *bratcat* posting, also when I eat chocolate.

 

[AzureAngel]

Actually, sir. I do have a moist towelette. It's my favorite brand, too. Wet Nap!

I'll go off on my short "Wow, he really IS an idiot" tangent here for a moment. Now. Despite the obvious completely WRONG meaning of "wet nap".... there are few joys in life as simple as driving down the highway, holding one of these out the window, and then declaring that you have a Dry Nap.

Shut up, I'm in a good mood.

 

[Marxist]

Where is nasty when you need him most?

Is there a load in your droopy drawers? Why are you peeling them off so quickly?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I get regular when I see *bratcat* posting

Oh puff your righteousness out a hemorroidal anus, Mr. Poo-Poo Platter.

There. Beat that insult.

 

[a lit regular]

Oh puff your righteousness out a hemorroidal anus, Mr. Poo-Poo Platter.

There. Beat that insult.

I bow to your excelence in insults sir. Long live DCL.

 

[Guest]

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[Dixon Carter Lee]

Thank God. Now I can put away my Groucho glasses.

 

[kotori]

hmmm, mouse

. . . Don't make any sudden moves toward the mouse. . .

there's something about this that reminds me of a certain mouse.