A list of things that are just fucked.

[Rhys]

Jumbo Shrimp...now there's an oxymoron

my life (nuff said)

the traffic where I live

tourists

....I'll think of more...

 

[Laurel]

Cooked mushrooms.

I mean, why?

 

[Dillinger]

N'Sync

 

[Rhys]

Backstreet Boys

and

Milli Vanilli

 

[Rhys]

Cooked mushrooms.

I mean, why?

as opposed to, say, uncooked?

 

[alexandraaah]

Cooked mushrooms.

I mean, why?

Raw mushrooms are disgusting.

 

[Laurel]

"Hot Amateurs!!"

If the same chick's pics are on every site, can she still be called an amateur? At what point does she turn pro?

 

[Laurel]

Raw mushrooms are disgusting.

Raw mushrooms are wonderful.

Cooked mushrooms are like little slugs.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Raw mushrooms are disgusting.

Can't be as bad as raw piston engines. Now THAT's fucked.

 

[red_rose]

"Hot Amateurs!!"

If the same chick's pics are on every site, can she still be called an amateur? At what point does she turn pro?

The minute she stops doing it for free?

 

[Rhys]

Raw mushrooms are wonderful.

Cooked mushrooms are like little slugs.

But! But! But!

Portobello caps stuffed with pesto, pine nuts and shredded chicken breast is wonderful...

 

[riff]

Literotica's GB!

 

[metal_minx]

me

 

[Rhys]

Laurel!

Love the av!

...mebbe...I should....Nah...the goblin king would prolly protest.

 

[Laurel]

But! But! But!

Portobello caps stuffed with pesto, pine nuts and shredded chicken breast is wonderful...

Sure...if you put enough other crap around them so you can't taste them, then they're edible. I'll eat em on pizza if I have to so long as there's plenty of other toppings.

This thread is just fucked.

 

[Laurel]

Literotica's GB!

The riffman once again separates the wheat from the chaff.

 

[RainWizard]

The fourteen different applications of security seals applied to a new DVD is just so fucked! You'd think they were hiding the secret formula for freaking KFC...

And speaking of KFC...since the Colonel left...it's fucked too!

 

[Sillyman]

There is a democratic senator who votes the same way as the GOP 100% of the time. That's pretty fucked.

 

[Chicklet]

Nothing wrong can be done with mushrooms, cooked or raw.

 

[RainWizard]

I don't know Chicklet...mushrooms make reallly crappy baseballs!

 

[RainWizard]

;-D But they are most tasty to eat!

 

[Problem Child]

cutting your fingers off in a bandsaw

swallowing a live banana slug

smearing shit on your balls while wiping

genital boils

hammering a 16d nail into your eyeball

slamming your fingers in the car door

falling off a roof onto your head

throwing up a quart of semen the morning after a good drunk

getting shot at close range by a cannon

walking into an airplane propeller

falling into an actively erupting volcano

being possessed by demons

having your ass licked by a cape buffalo

being speared through the lungs by a Zulu warrior

having your liver removed by aliens while you sleep

having to survive on nothing but cat fur for the rest of your life

accidentally slicing your head off while shaving

having your arm pinched off by a cow's ass while performing artificial insemination

mistaking a bowl of poo in your refrigerator for jello chocolate pudding

 

[red_rose]

...<schtuff>...
mistaking a bowl of poo in your refrigerator for jello chocolate pudding

Yeah... I hate when I do that.

I gotta find a better place to keep my bowls of poo....

 

[Rhys]

This thread is just fucked.

 

[red_rose]

It wasn't until today that I noticed the slight stubble on your av, Rhys.