A list of people I would Hate to fuck, but probably will.

I know I'm on there. She'd loathe all sweaty grunting two minutes of my blubber slithering all over her body before I collapse on top of her when I pass out, leaving her pinned to the bed with increasing amounts of drool gathering in her hair.

But she just won't be able to resist my flatulent obese redneck charm. It will draw her in like staring at a collision between two school buses.
 
Sillyman said:
I know I'm on there. She'd loathe all sweaty grunting two minutes of my blubber slither all over her body before I collapse on top of her when I pass out, leaving her pinned to the bed with increasing amounts of drool gathering in her hair.

But she just won't be able to resist my flatulent obese redneck charm. It will draw her in like staring at a collision between two school buses.

You should consider writing porn for a sexual predator treatment program.
 
please dont say me on this one, i dont think i could handle the dissappointment that no wants to fuck me :(
 
alexandraaah said:


You should consider writing porn for a sexual predator treatment program.

They don't let you write porn while you're in the program. Says it conflicts with the therapy. Ahh the sweet sweet touch of little girls, why must they frustrate me so?
 
Voosla said:
please dont say me on this one, i dont think i could handle the dissappointment that no wants to fuck me :(

Okay, not you.

You should look at the upside to this thread, if you're named, it means you'll get fucked.
 
voosla

If you look anything like your AV, I'd fuck you here and now ::laughs::
 
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