A list of celebs we'd love to screw but we're not sure why

[HUNG SON]

Ok folks, there are many celebs that are lusted after by nearly all of us. Jennifer Anistan, Shania Twain, Jennifer Love Hewitt, etc.

The women might say Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, Keanu Reeves, etc.

But all of us have secret fantasy lovers maybe we wouldn't readily admit to.

Personally, I like older women, so here is my top 5 list of celebs that at first glance may not strike your fancy but with a little pondering you realize are indeed very do-able.

1. Bebe Neuwirth ( Lillith on Cheers ) - I can almost guarantee she gives one helluva blowjob. I'd really like to nail her in the ass too.

2. Holly Hunter - Another perky, cute older woman that I dream about.

3. Joan Lunden - The professional looking blonde gets me rock hard as soon as I see her.

4. Mary Steenburgen ( Ted Danson's wife ) - Her voice alone gets my big cock ready for action. My bet as best blowjob artist on my list.

5. Susan Powter - I simply cannot stand this woman. However, given the chance I'd love a roll in the hay with her. Best boobs on my list too.

Let's hear other people's choices as secretly fuckable.

 

[Chicklet]

as a woman...i choose...

fairuza balk...yum...

 

[Darla_Darling]

Hey, what's wrong with those women - They're HOT!

What are you talking about? Bebe Neuwirth is TOTALLY hot! There's nothing weird about finding her attractive. Did you see her in Son of Sam? She spent like the whole movie wearing either lingerie or skintight animal prints. SHE IS A FOX! Holly Hunter is funny and smart and totally sexy! I even can kind of see the Susan Powter thing - she's scary sexy. Mary Steenburgen isn't really my type, but she's nothing to be ashamed of.

I knew a guy who had a major Margaret Thatcher fixation - now THAT is something to be concerned about! You got nothing to worry about!

 

[chatbug]

Sharon Stone - Smart woman who knows how to have fun in bed.

Kate Jackson - My favorite Angel

Diana Rigg - Emma Peel, mmm

Donna Douglas - Emmy May

and last but not least

Dawn Wells - Mary Ann Summers

 

[JUDO]

Kate Hudson - die for her eyes
Anna Paquin - something about the way she moves
Mena Suvari - "American Beauty," enough said
Mira Sorvino - the epitome of voluptuous
Shannon Elizabeth - be still, my heart
Gabrielle Union - head turner and a soft way
Kate Bosworth - take charge, take me
Chris Klein - love the bod and the dimples
Taye Diggs - Just do me, please

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Shawn Wayans
Marlon Wayans
Damon Wayans
Will Smith
Antonio Banderas

and - this is embarrassing -

Elijah Wood.

 

[Akito01]

Life with Hottie

It may or may not be an embarrassing admission, but I've always been hugely attracted to Bonnie Hunt. I just think she has great legs, is increadibly cute, and would be terrifically fun in bed.

 

[Chicklet]

Shawn Wayans
Marlon Wayans
Damon Wayans

that could be an interesting "humor/interracial/groupsex/incest" story, right there!

and - this is embarrassing -

Elijah Wood.

lmao

<hugs>

 

[Svenskaflicka]

that could be an interesting "humor/interracial/groupsex/incest" story, right there!

<hugs>

OK, that covers the Celebrity category of Survivor... Any ideas on Mind Control?

 

[u4dandy]

.....

 

[Chicklet]

eyes wide shut and never been kissed?

nicole kidman's the only name i can think of for eyes wide shut

drew barrymore from never been kissed...

Chicklet

 

[u4dandy]

.....

 

[Chicklet]

I think I found it

Leelee Sobieski

plays the girl in the costume shop in Eyes Wide Shut

(the only person I could find in both movies in a small ammount of time)

 

[NASCARaddicted]

convincing/seducing a nun

What about this one:

There is this nun, she could be somwehre around 30 to 40. She is walking through a street with many stores. All this stores are normal, except for one - a sex-shop.

The nun walks past the display window. In this display window, there is stuff like lingerie, a whip and some other things. (just to add: I don't know how it's in the USA, but I know a store exactly like that, over here)

Anyway: She is just near the entrance. Suddenly, the door opens, and George (20) walks out, carrying a bag.

The nun knows George very well. She knows him, since he was a little boy. So now, when she sees how he leaves the sex-shop, she is shocked.

"George ? What are you doing in a store like that ? And why are you carrying a bag ? Please, don't tell me that you bought any of this filthy magazines ?"

"No, I didn't. I only bought some normal porn magazines"

"But how can you buy magazines like that ? They are so dirty and filthy. And how can you enter a store like that ? This whole shop is so dirty and disgusting"

"How do you know ? Have you even been in this shop ? Have you ever looked into one of this magazines ? How can you judge something even though you don't know it ?"

The nun doesn't know what to say. It's true, she can't judge something that she hasn't seen. So when George takes her arm and pulls her into the store, she doesn't resist.

In the store, the nun is confronted by all kind of pornography. George takes a magazine from a shelf and hands it to the nun. In this magazine, there are many pictures where a guy with a huge dick and 2 girls. The girls give him a blowjob, and he fucks them in their pussies and in their butts.

The nun is shocked - but besides that, she feels another thing .... she is becoming horny.

Suddenly, George gives her another magazine. "Take a look at this magazine - it looks very familiar to me."

On the cover of the magazine is a nun. She is halfnaked - and she is sitting on a guy. His dick is right in her pussy. Inside the magazine, there are some more pictures, where the nun is gangbanged. Also, she has lesbian sex with another nun - and a big dildo.

The nun can't explain it - but this magazine makes her so hot ... she has to buy it.

Suddenly, George comes close to her ear and whispers "I would love to fuck you, like the guys in the magazine fucked this nun" Then, he puts his hand right on her butt.
The clerk behind the counter notices that and grins "So I guess you aren't a real nun ..... ?"

"No, I am a real nun. But today I realized that there was something missing in my life - and that was sex ....

 

[u4dandy]

.....

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Nascar, unless that nun or George are celbrities, I think you just posted in the wrong thread..?

 

[NASCARaddicted]

Nascar, unless that nun or George are celbrities, I think you just posted in the wrong thread..?

yeah, I did

I tried to post a new thread, but it seems I accidently ended up in this one

Just ignore it, I will post it again on it's own thread. I tried to delete it, but when I noticed my accident, someone already replied, so I couldn't delete it anymore ....


However, on the other side: When I wrote it, I was thinking about "Tracy Nelson". She played a nun in this one tv series .... so it's somewaht related to celebrities (but as I said, just ignore it.)

 

[Chloe Byrnes]

Mmmm...

Rachel Weisz
Charlize Theron
Kate Hudson
Christian Bale

Preferably at the same time

 

[Svenskaflicka]

One really doesn't have to wonder WHY one wants to fuck Brad Pitt or Jean-Claude Van Damme. Just stating that one wants too, is usually enough. And such a statement is also most often met by either a "Oh, yeah!", or a "Well, duh!"

 

[Guest]

This is a story idea?

 

[Ange1icflowers]

Noah Wylie
Sean Connery (his voice is SOOOO sexy)
Wil Wheaton
Brent Spiner (yes...somewhat of a trekkie)
and i've always had a thing for Frank Sinatra

angel

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

While I agree completely about Bebe Newwirth (caught her on Broadway in "Damn Yankees" and still haven't completely recovered) here are a few of my favorites not mentioned before:

Catherine Zeta-Jones - The most glamorous woman in Hollywood and maybe the world.

Kathleen Turner - Possibly the ultimate "older" woman and has sexiest voice since Laureen Bacall

Marisa Tomei - With a tush like her's, who cares if she's "misplaced" her Oscar for "My Cousin Vinnie."

Catherine Deneuve - Like a fine French wine, she just gets better with age.

Nicole Kidman - The world's favorite short, sexy, Australian red-head.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Chicklet]

This is a story idea?

the way it was phrased, the post title that is, i don't think it was...however i'm now inspired to write a story staring fairuza balk who i am absolutely in love with (...and since she's over 18 in real life, can i lust after her in Return To Oz?)

 

[Guest]

She was in Return to Oz? I haven't seen that movie in a long time now.

When I think of Fairuza, though, I think instantly to The Craft!

 

[Chicklet]

She was in Return to Oz? I haven't seen that movie in a long time now.

When I think of Fairuza, though, I think instantly to The Craft!

she's *hot* in the craft but still underage...yup - Dorothy in Return To Oz - her first movie <sigh> (I have both on dvd so I can watch her any time...and this is the only celebrity I ever fantasize about...my boyfriend thinks she's scary, though.)