A Link For Todd: Religious Man Severs Penis

[TN_Vixen]

http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20011207/od/philippines_penis_dc_1.html

Todd, just wanted to be reassured you wouldn't go THIS far?

And, if you hacked yours off and it ended up being 20% shorter, it wouldn't be a total loss considering the pic you've posted in the past indicates at least a 10 incher!

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

TNV, are you suggesting this to Todd so you can get a new super-sized dildo? I know the real thing is better, but the fake ones still work and they don't entail self-mutilation. Save the cocks!

 

[TN_Vixen]

Well Hell

PC promised he'd sign me up to the "Dildo of the Month" club. So far my mailbox is as empty as Charlie Brown's.

Besides, the touch, the feel of rubber isn't quite the same.

You should know, you phag.

oops.. I'm not supposed to use that term anymore am I?

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

PC resembles that remark

Dildo of the month club, huh? Finally the mystery is solved! I've been wondering why I keep getting large rubber phalluses in the mail after I signed up for the "Book of the Month Club" a couple of months ago. I thought the dildos were just extra freebies like the football phone Sports Illustrated gives when you subscribe, but apparently it's just a mix-up.

You'll have to come over to my place to claim your dildos.

 

[TN_Vixen]

so you'll help me

find out which ones fit the best? How many have you received so far? Will you strap my legs in the stirrups and gently stroke my clit before penetrating me with each one? He promised at least one would be black.. check on that will you? We could conduct the experiment for PC and fill him in on all the details later. Next week's good for me. Can you fit in me.. uh.. fit me in?

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Yes, I think that can be arranged

I think we can come up with a mutually agreeable dildo transfer and trial period. I think each one comes with a "100% Satisfaction Guarantee", so we'll have to see if you're completely satisfied. I've only gotten 3 so far, but you'll be happy to know that one of them is black and you'll be thrilled to know that one of the others is painted in that same weird bright UT orange and white checkerboard pattern that the endzones at Neyland Stadium are painted. It also plays Rocky Top on command.

Contact my sexretary and set something up.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Re: Yes, I think that can be arranged

you'll be thrilled to know that one of the others is painted in that same weird bright UT orange and white checkerboard pattern that the endzones at Neyland Stadium are painted. It also plays Rocky Top on command.

Oooh, I can hear it now, once inserted I will spontaneously yell out "Give me SIX" and "It is GOOD!" just like ole John Ward.

The Rocky Top thing freaks me out a little though.

I'll have my people call your people.

 

[tn_8tiv]

Ouch, that hurts!