coachdb18
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Just think, if the world had been built by liberals.....
Fire as a tool of human progress would never have happened... instead, it would have been regulated out of human usage, as being too dangerous, and destructive... a cause of global warming to be stricken from humanity. Further, the injuries incurred from the use of fire would have been the subject of endless litigation by trial lawyers, rendering it legally unsustainable.
The wheel, had it been discovered at all, would have to be square by design, to accomodate the union requirements of all permissible tooling of the time, and would have been rigidly mounted to the frame to meet OSHA guidelines.
The lever would have been fulcrumless, pending patent review and redistribution of credit for the idea among every human being at the time, not just for the 1%.
The screw would have been a quadrilateral rectangle, so all sides were even, no side having more or less advantage over any other. Fairness in all things.
The pulley would have been rendered irrelevant, since the rope for it would have gone up in smoke, used in a water pipe. Those who did so would have been fed to the wolves..see fire above.
I won't even speculate as to the gun, and fireworks... chuck a spear and be thankful it doesn't come with a requirement for a picture on the side of it depicting the long term damage the Surgeon General will one day be all over!
Fire as a tool of human progress would never have happened... instead, it would have been regulated out of human usage, as being too dangerous, and destructive... a cause of global warming to be stricken from humanity. Further, the injuries incurred from the use of fire would have been the subject of endless litigation by trial lawyers, rendering it legally unsustainable.
The wheel, had it been discovered at all, would have to be square by design, to accomodate the union requirements of all permissible tooling of the time, and would have been rigidly mounted to the frame to meet OSHA guidelines.
The lever would have been fulcrumless, pending patent review and redistribution of credit for the idea among every human being at the time, not just for the 1%.
The screw would have been a quadrilateral rectangle, so all sides were even, no side having more or less advantage over any other. Fairness in all things.
The pulley would have been rendered irrelevant, since the rope for it would have gone up in smoke, used in a water pipe. Those who did so would have been fed to the wolves..see fire above.
I won't even speculate as to the gun, and fireworks... chuck a spear and be thankful it doesn't come with a requirement for a picture on the side of it depicting the long term damage the Surgeon General will one day be all over!
