A Letter to the MILF I saw yesterday

[Harryasaboy]

You came into my store yesterday with four screaming kids (I don't think they were all yours). You were calm and didn't yell at them once. What set you apart from the other customers was the fact you were wearing a short denim skirt. Damn woman, it looked so good on you. Like the other males in the store, I pretended not to look. I did find various excuses though: "Can I help you find something?" Oh look, these plants need water. Hmmm I must rearrange these products. Oh you handled it so well, I assume you get this reaction everywhere you go right? Anyway, I got distracted by another customer and one thing after another you were gone. *sigh*
A call over the radio told me to go to the rock yard and fill four bags of mulch for the customer that was was driving a silver minivan. Grumbling about my sore back and shoulder, I grabbed the the shovel and bags and walked to the back. I was about halfway through filling the order when the minivan turned the corner and to my pleasant surprise it was you. Since your delectable butt was out of view I could focus on your lovely face. You got out, smiled at me and started to clear the debris of family life from the back of the van. I turned my body while filling the bags in hope that you would do what I hoped you would do and you did. You dropped something and bent over to pick it up. THANK YOU! You made my workday a little brighter.

 

[pointless]

gross.

 

[phrodeau]

A tranny, most likely.

 

[Lancecastor]

Harry Hill's first alt!

 

[richard_daily]

Good post, would read again.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

At least he put the letter in a place where she is most likely to see it.

 

[Pookie]

When did Killswitch get a mini-van?

 

[Killswitch1]

Good post, would read again.

I was thinking the same thing actually.

A refreshing change from the norm.

and then...pookie.

If I bent over in a denim skirt....all the plants would die.

 

[Sean]

At least he put the letter in a place where she is most likely to see it.

In the pocket, of a jacket, of a train in town.

 

[Pookie]

I was thinking the same thing actually.

A refreshing change from the norm.

and then...pookie.

If I bent over in a denim skirt....all the plants would die.

 

[pensivepoet]

Thanks!
A new pick up line
Can I buy you a drink? I couldn't help but notice your delectable butt.

 

[Saint Peter]

You came into my store yesterday with four screaming kids (I don't think they were all yours). You were calm and didn't yell at them once. What set you apart from the other customers was the fact you were wearing a short denim skirt. Damn woman, it looked so good on you. Like the other males in the store, I pretended not to look. I did find various excuses though: "Can I help you find something?" Oh look, these plants need water. Hmmm I must rearrange these products. Oh you handled it so well, I assume you get this reaction everywhere you go right? Anyway, I got distracted by another customer and one thing after another you were gone. *sigh*
A call over the radio told me to go to the rock yard and fill four bags of mulch for the customer that was was driving a silver minivan. Grumbling about my sore back and shoulder, I grabbed the the shovel and bags and walked to the back. I was about halfway through filling the order when the minivan turned the corner and to my pleasant surprise it was you. Since your delectable butt was out of view I could focus on your lovely face. You got out, smiled at me and started to clear the debris of family life from the back of the van. I turned my body while filling the bags in hope that you would do what I hoped you would do and you did. You dropped something and bent over to pick it up. THANK YOU! You made my workday a little brighter.

Stp77sht has some competition!

 

[pensivepoet]

Stp77sht has some competition!

They could go as a team
Those four screaming brats ain't gonna feed themselves.