Why hello there, authors of Literotica! My name is N.E. Mouse and many of you seem familiar with my work! I am the person who can both make your day or piss you off with a simple comment on your story.
I have been a reader on this fine site since 2008 and have penned a good number stories of my own here since 2010. Not under this name of course, but hey, I am anymouse after all. But end of the day, one of you as well.
I mention my stories only to make the point that I have been on both sides of the coin so to speak, but seeing I read about 40 or so stories a week I am first, and foremost, a reader.
Now before I go ahead and most likely piss a few of you off, let me say that having ghosted these forums for the last few months, I am the type of reader you truly desire because I have voted and remarked on every story I have read, which sadly seems to make me in the great minority amongst readers here.
Now onto the point of my post. Apparently anymouse is a source of great angst and wringing of hands and gnashing of teeth here. We are blamed for your low scores, we are called out as cowards, we have no right to comment on grammar because it seems we must all be illiterate (only authors know grammar according to what I read here.) And we also have no right to render an opinion unless.....
We are telling you that you are the greatest author that not just this site, but the world of erotica itself, has ever seen!
Because, well, as several authors here have mentioned in one way or another in various threads no one ever hates "me" When I am proclaiming your greatness and stroking what seems amongst many here to be a very fragile ego.
Anymouse is only a jerk when he says your story is not up to snuff and they did not enjoy it. Now comments like "You're the worst fucking writer to ever write" are not what I am speaking of, but let me say if you let those over the top remarks get to you, then you my friend, have the problem and its called thin skin.
But let me address some things here in no real order, but as I recall them.
1) Again, anymouse is only wrong if they do not like your work.
Guess what? You cannot please everyone and I love how people here say they know that, but whine and piss and moan and start "Can you believe this?' threads so other authors will come in and make you feel all better about yourselves.
Sorry, but people have something called an opinion and we have the right to express it whether you approve or not.
2) Anymouse is a troll, they one bombed me! They gave me a Two! There are authors here who monitor their scores like I would monitor my daughter's temperature when she's sick. Well after dividing number of votes by total and factoring in.... That troll gave me a three! Obsess much? many here claim they do not, but wow are they all aware of their scores at any given moment (and I watch mine as well, but never claim not to) I want a dollar for every "I don't care about the score but...." remarks here.
Okay, so Literotica provides the reader with a 1-5 star rating. The owner designed this because if authors did the options would be 5-5.
4 is a great score, but people whine at anything but a five. To hear this is to feel as if I should be here passing out gold stars for all of you and everybody is a winner.
fact is, hold on now, there are people who may feel your Pulitzer prize winning 2k stroke piece may not really be that good! -pauses while the fainters can get back to their feet
That's right, not everyone agrees with you and your spouse and mom that you're the best ever. Some of us feel maybe a 3 is what your tale is worth. And keep in mind that is subjective as the next voter may indeed feel it is a 5. But the "5 guy" is right and Mr. 3? what does he know?
3) asking for feedback, then bitching about it.
Many writers ask for us to let them know what they think. Again "you suck" is not what I am speaking of, but from a readers point of view, when you ask for my comment and I remark(as I did today on a story and this is what set me off) "It was pretty good, but I feel the earlier chapters were better." and I go back and my comment has been deleted.
I have zero respect for an author who cannot handle a constructive remark and leaves only "You fucking rock" comments up there. Want to delete stupid insulting remarks? Sure, I get that, but when someone says, "hey there and their" are 2 different words, you may want to watch that, other than that, a great effort, 4 stars" and it gets deleted because I called out an error and had the nerve to only give a 4. That makes me not want to comment.
Again, allow me to pass out more gold stars.
This now segues into my next point.
4) readers know nothing.
According to some here(I am being nice and not calling out names because there is one very arrogant sort here who is famous for that one) a reader knows nothing about writing, grammar, or anything unless he has a gold star for you.
Look at my above example Their/there. Am I wrong? Is it not 2 different words? Do I need to have a degree in writing or have editorial experience to know that? A reader is every bit as intelligent(okay there are exceptions, but I hate to tell you, Mensa does not meet here either) as the authors. Being an author does not elevate you above the reader especially when many authors are the ones commenting. As Brad Pitt says in Se7en "Just because he has a library card, it doesn't make him Yoda"
Get off your horses. People make mistakes and no one is perfect and you are asking for feedback/comments and allegedly constructive criticism. Also everyone here is anonymous to each other and you have no clue who is reading/writing/commenting.
This brings me to my last point.
5) anymouse is a coward. "Let's see you say that as a registered user!" "Only registered users should comment or vote in contests."
Okay, so let me ask you this in all seriousness.
Anymouse is a coward, but IMhot4U is not?
Unless that is your real name and you are posting your face in your av and providing your address all you registered users are just as anonymous. You authors have pen names, they are not your real names so guess what? You are anonymous, so....
cowards? Really? Post your real info and we'll post ours, how is that?
I am not out to piss anyone off, but I think "anymouse" has become a boogeyman, a crutch and a built in excuse for a low score or unsuccessful story.
I have tremendous respect for anyone who has the creative ability to pen a story whether I think its good or not. Personally I am never crude in my comments and feel I vote fairly based on all I can go by, which is my opinion. I'm sure many just run around and spew nastiness and drop bombs, but again there are many here who will drop a 5 just because they like the author, regardless of whether it was good or not.
My point here is that if some people worried more about just having fun and writing and not worrying about what someone you'll never meet thinks of your FREE story on a FREE site, you might have a better time here.
And again, I feel its worth pointing out, no one gripes about the positive anymouse, which honestly makes the authors who complain look like nothing short of Divas
anymouse has as much right to comment as they see fit as you do to write whatever story you wish to. So stop blaming us for your low scores and writers block and "frustration" and suck it up.
And to not be completely negative there are authors here who get that. The ones who laugh at the over the top remarks or call them "rites of passage or battle scars" and who ignore them rather than delete the remarks and give them credence or best of all, never speak of it at all. Those are the authors who "get it" they also don't seem to be the ones whining about scores and from what I've seen in general seem to be the authors with the higher "marks"
They know how to handle "anymouse" and it shows.
Thank you for your time.
Sincerely,
Oh, come on, you really think I'm putting a name?
I have been a reader on this fine site since 2008 and have penned a good number stories of my own here since 2010. Not under this name of course, but hey, I am anymouse after all. But end of the day, one of you as well.
I mention my stories only to make the point that I have been on both sides of the coin so to speak, but seeing I read about 40 or so stories a week I am first, and foremost, a reader.
Now before I go ahead and most likely piss a few of you off, let me say that having ghosted these forums for the last few months, I am the type of reader you truly desire because I have voted and remarked on every story I have read, which sadly seems to make me in the great minority amongst readers here.
Now onto the point of my post. Apparently anymouse is a source of great angst and wringing of hands and gnashing of teeth here. We are blamed for your low scores, we are called out as cowards, we have no right to comment on grammar because it seems we must all be illiterate (only authors know grammar according to what I read here.) And we also have no right to render an opinion unless.....
We are telling you that you are the greatest author that not just this site, but the world of erotica itself, has ever seen!
Because, well, as several authors here have mentioned in one way or another in various threads no one ever hates "me" When I am proclaiming your greatness and stroking what seems amongst many here to be a very fragile ego.
Anymouse is only a jerk when he says your story is not up to snuff and they did not enjoy it. Now comments like "You're the worst fucking writer to ever write" are not what I am speaking of, but let me say if you let those over the top remarks get to you, then you my friend, have the problem and its called thin skin.
But let me address some things here in no real order, but as I recall them.
1) Again, anymouse is only wrong if they do not like your work.
Guess what? You cannot please everyone and I love how people here say they know that, but whine and piss and moan and start "Can you believe this?' threads so other authors will come in and make you feel all better about yourselves.
Sorry, but people have something called an opinion and we have the right to express it whether you approve or not.
2) Anymouse is a troll, they one bombed me! They gave me a Two! There are authors here who monitor their scores like I would monitor my daughter's temperature when she's sick. Well after dividing number of votes by total and factoring in.... That troll gave me a three! Obsess much? many here claim they do not, but wow are they all aware of their scores at any given moment (and I watch mine as well, but never claim not to) I want a dollar for every "I don't care about the score but...." remarks here.
Okay, so Literotica provides the reader with a 1-5 star rating. The owner designed this because if authors did the options would be 5-5.
4 is a great score, but people whine at anything but a five. To hear this is to feel as if I should be here passing out gold stars for all of you and everybody is a winner.
fact is, hold on now, there are people who may feel your Pulitzer prize winning 2k stroke piece may not really be that good! -pauses while the fainters can get back to their feet
That's right, not everyone agrees with you and your spouse and mom that you're the best ever. Some of us feel maybe a 3 is what your tale is worth. And keep in mind that is subjective as the next voter may indeed feel it is a 5. But the "5 guy" is right and Mr. 3? what does he know?
3) asking for feedback, then bitching about it.
Many writers ask for us to let them know what they think. Again "you suck" is not what I am speaking of, but from a readers point of view, when you ask for my comment and I remark(as I did today on a story and this is what set me off) "It was pretty good, but I feel the earlier chapters were better." and I go back and my comment has been deleted.
I have zero respect for an author who cannot handle a constructive remark and leaves only "You fucking rock" comments up there. Want to delete stupid insulting remarks? Sure, I get that, but when someone says, "hey there and their" are 2 different words, you may want to watch that, other than that, a great effort, 4 stars" and it gets deleted because I called out an error and had the nerve to only give a 4. That makes me not want to comment.
Again, allow me to pass out more gold stars.
This now segues into my next point.
4) readers know nothing.
According to some here(I am being nice and not calling out names because there is one very arrogant sort here who is famous for that one) a reader knows nothing about writing, grammar, or anything unless he has a gold star for you.
Look at my above example Their/there. Am I wrong? Is it not 2 different words? Do I need to have a degree in writing or have editorial experience to know that? A reader is every bit as intelligent(okay there are exceptions, but I hate to tell you, Mensa does not meet here either) as the authors. Being an author does not elevate you above the reader especially when many authors are the ones commenting. As Brad Pitt says in Se7en "Just because he has a library card, it doesn't make him Yoda"
Get off your horses. People make mistakes and no one is perfect and you are asking for feedback/comments and allegedly constructive criticism. Also everyone here is anonymous to each other and you have no clue who is reading/writing/commenting.
This brings me to my last point.
5) anymouse is a coward. "Let's see you say that as a registered user!" "Only registered users should comment or vote in contests."
Okay, so let me ask you this in all seriousness.
Anymouse is a coward, but IMhot4U is not?
Unless that is your real name and you are posting your face in your av and providing your address all you registered users are just as anonymous. You authors have pen names, they are not your real names so guess what? You are anonymous, so....
cowards? Really? Post your real info and we'll post ours, how is that?
I am not out to piss anyone off, but I think "anymouse" has become a boogeyman, a crutch and a built in excuse for a low score or unsuccessful story.
I have tremendous respect for anyone who has the creative ability to pen a story whether I think its good or not. Personally I am never crude in my comments and feel I vote fairly based on all I can go by, which is my opinion. I'm sure many just run around and spew nastiness and drop bombs, but again there are many here who will drop a 5 just because they like the author, regardless of whether it was good or not.
My point here is that if some people worried more about just having fun and writing and not worrying about what someone you'll never meet thinks of your FREE story on a FREE site, you might have a better time here.
And again, I feel its worth pointing out, no one gripes about the positive anymouse, which honestly makes the authors who complain look like nothing short of Divas
anymouse has as much right to comment as they see fit as you do to write whatever story you wish to. So stop blaming us for your low scores and writers block and "frustration" and suck it up.
And to not be completely negative there are authors here who get that. The ones who laugh at the over the top remarks or call them "rites of passage or battle scars" and who ignore them rather than delete the remarks and give them credence or best of all, never speak of it at all. Those are the authors who "get it" they also don't seem to be the ones whining about scores and from what I've seen in general seem to be the authors with the higher "marks"
They know how to handle "anymouse" and it shows.
Thank you for your time.
Sincerely,
Oh, come on, you really think I'm putting a name?