a Kitty thread for Laurel

[crystalhunting]

Why Cats are better than men

A cat always hits the litterbox.

You have a better chance of training a cat.

You never have to spend time with your cat's mother.

If you ask enough times, a cat may actually LISTEN to you.

You can de-claw a cat... try to get a guy to clip his toenails.

It's okay if a cat rubs up against your best friend.

A cat knows you're the key to his happiness... a man thinks He is.


compliments of CH

 

[Laurel]

Yeah, but men don't shed, or give you allergies. And their breath is generally better (though the smell of Aiko's fishy mouth makes me happy, only because I associate it with her being near me).

Of course, their fur isn't as soft as a kittie's either.