A Kitten Pooped In My Shoe

[Laurel]

No, I didn't put it on. No, I don't know which one of them did it. Yes, they're very lucky about both of those things.

 

[Siren]

well..........

 

[Problem Child]

No, I didn't put it on. No, I don't know which one of them did it. Yes, they're very lucky about both of those things.

pft. Your implied threats of violence against kittens are meaningless and hollow.

 

[Sillyman]

A cat shit in my shower which I stepped in quite unexpectingly, causing me to slip and fall croth first on the rim of the bathtub. Not fun. That kitty got a shower.

 

[Dhalgren]

Are they big enough to be running around your house by now?

Seems like just days ago they were tiny, little weak things.


God..I swear, the Internet time clock runs three times faster than it does in real time.

 

[Rhys]

Editorial commentary obviously...


time to get the ketchup....

 

[dreamer]

Hehehe, that reminds me of when my kitty was little. She'd go to the fireplace (it's a gas fireplace) and take the little pieces of gravel out from around it (picture fishbowl gravel) and put them in my shoes.

I had this old pair of deck shoes that I had from HS, easily 8 yrs old, that had their insoles loose inside. They had come unglued a long time before. She would lift the insoles up and put the rocks under them in my shoe. hehe...damn I love that cat.

 

[Laurel]

Re: Re: A Kitten Pooped In My Shoe

pft. Your implied threats of violence against kittens are meaningless and hollow.

I know. They know it, too. That's the trouble.

Dhalgren - the littlest ones are almost 4 weeks old & the bigger ones are 5 weeks old. They're allowed out of their enclosure a few times a day while mommy cleans it & them, feeds them wet food and/or bottles (depending on the kitt), and checks them out. I try to keep an eye on them while they run around, but they're pretty squirrelly.

Sillyman & dreamer0919 - cats are practical jokers. Naughty.

Rhys -

 

[riff]

I have my bottle of "Bad Kitty! Amelia Spray - Amelia is BAD!" water spray ready.

I fed her and I am eating a pork chop and guess what?

 

[Laurel]

She wants some of daddy's pork chop?

 

[riff]

I just squirted her ass. I love her to death, but I am the boss.

Yes, she wanted some pork chop. And she has a plate full of 9-Lives.

I hope spraying her with water is not considered abusive- but damn it- I have rights too, ya know.

Here she comes again.

 

[Sillyman]

Kittens are adorable little minions of Satan.

 

[riff]

I am praying she learns what when daddy reaches for the spray means.

Pray with me.

 

[Laurel]

She will. I only have to look in the direction of the canned air and Aiko stops what she's doing & runs under the bed.

I run this house with an iron fist. Yes I do.

 

[riff]

Canned air. Office Depot. Next time I go- goddamn something is going on in the kitchen!

I get the feeling she is gonna teach me a lot about life.

 

[glamorilla]

God forbid I give Jam something to eat that she doesn't like. She usually grabs one of my comic books and drags it over to her bowl and covers it while huffing.

 

[Sillyman]

Laurel has qouted me in her sig line. I feel like God now.

 

[Andreina]

The cats of our neighbours usually sit on our outside patio windowsill and starr at us through the window. The won't come in but they happily see us as the "Big Brother Family". Scary.

 

[ShyGuy68]

Thrus me, a cat will learn to know what happens when you reach for the watermister, mine sure does! Even if he haven't been home for ½ a year (extended vacation at my mom's place over the summer) he haven't forgotten it at all!

Don't you just also love it when you have this cat on you lap, and it's laying there happily letting you pet it's belly, and then it suddenly don't like it anymore, and sink its claws and teeth into your hand?

 

[Laurel]

Don't you just also love it when you have this cat on you lap, and it's laying there happily letting you pet it's belly, and then it suddenly don't like it anymore, and sink its claws and teeth into your hand?

Oh yes! lol! And it's just that sudden that they change their minds. Fickle beasts.

 

[riff]

Mine is teasing me now.

I have never seen her prance about so. I wonder if she is trying to tell me to stop singing so goddamned much.

 

[Cheyenne]

I run this house with an iron fist. Yes I do.

And a shoe full of cat shit.





(Mensa would have loved this thread. *sniff*)

 

[JazzManJim]

Laurel, you have like 300 cats!

I think it'd be more newsworthy, and efficient, to list where they *haven't* pooped.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

We have these monster cockroaches and tree roaches/palmetto bugs down here in LA. My cats love those things. They'll catch one, bring it in to show it to me, and then let it go and chase it down again. They'll repeat this until they wear the roach out. After they wear it out, they'll sometimes put it in a shoe.

 

[iwmggw]

No, I didn't put it on. No, I don't know which one of them did it. Yes, they're very lucky about both of those things.

I believe that was the title of a blues tune written and performed by Blind Melon Chitlin (1936)