A Kick Up the Bum?

[Guest]

Do you want one?

Do you need one?

Do you wanna give yourself one?

Do you wanna give someone else one?

Procrastinators, sign in here, and allow others to tell you to, "f off and get on with it."

Lou

P.S. I'm sure any tips for motivation will be gratefully received in this thread.

 

[Blackie Malone]

I want to be kicked in the gutter and left for dead.


or just spend a day with Lou.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I don't know about bum kicking (I probably will need one later), but I would love to smack your bum, Lou. I know you need it!

 

[Guest]

I want to be kicked in the gutter and left for dead.


or just spend a day with Lou.

And I'd hold you close and stroke your head and tell you it will all be alright, eventually.

Then we'd go to the pub and get off our faces.

 

[Guest]

I don't know about bum kicking (I probably will need one later), but I would love to smack your bum, Lou. I know you need it!

Ooooh, YES PLEASE!

Especially the mood I'm in.

(See my "Fetish" thread. )

I LOVE writing about spankings. The only thing that's better is getting one.

 

[Blackie Malone]

And I'd hold you close and stroke your head and tell you it will all be alright, eventually.

Then we'd go to the pub and get off our faces.

I love you more than breakfast.

 

[NoJo]

Kick me up the bum and tell me to go out and get some sunshine on my white arse.

 

[Guest]

I love you more than breakfast.

"Have heart my dear..."

And I love you more than my knickers blowing in the wind on my washing line.

(That's a LOT, believe me. )

 

[carsonshepherd]

Kick me up the bum and tell me to go out and get some sunshine on my white arse.

Sunshine? WHat the fuck is that?

(Going out to get some now *cringes from light*)

Hi Daddy

 

[Guest]

Kick me up the bum and tell me to go out and get some sunshine on my white arse.

*Puts on pointy shoes, runs back twenty paces, legs it forward again, brings up foot, connects with bum*


Ahhhhhh. How was it for you?

 

[rgraham666]

I thought this was going to be a metaphorical thread.

But, since we're doing it for real, and with rather more enthusiasm than I like, I'll pass.

Lou?

Jur wy iaqs rzk!

That should distract her for a while.

 

[Guest]

I thought this was going to be a metaphorical thread.

But, since we're doing it for real, and with rather more enthusiasm than I like, I'll pass.

Lou?

Jur wy iaqs rzk!

That should distract her for a while.

Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

Ok, I've gone again...



(Thanks, gonna carry on writing my story now. Now that I have the sensations of an orgasm so fresh in my mind. )

 

[rgraham666]

You're welcome.

 

[English Lady]

So this is the place for procrastinators to procrastinate about procrastinating?


right?

 

[cloudy]

So this is the place for procrastinators to procrastinate about procrastinating?


right?

Works for me...I'm easy that way.

 

[Guest]

Works for me...I'm easy that way.

Another fetching AV and references to easy. That's all it takes to get me going right now.

I know it's not of you, but am bothered enough knowing you'd look that good.

Hope all is well with you, and that your MAJOR PROJECT is moving along...

 

[hydrex]

I wanted to be a procrastinator but I just kept putting it off.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I'll take the blow to the 'ead.

 

[English Lady]

Works for me...I'm easy that way.

*LOL*

 

[scheherazade_79]

I need a kick up the bum to get me moving with my latest story. I'm about halfway through it, and I'm so scared of spoiling it that I'm not writing as much as I should be.

I'm not sure I want a kick up the bum right now, though. I sat on a park bench yesterday afternoon - did a colossal butt-dive onto it, to be precise... and I didn't look first. It turned out some vandals had removed the two back slats of the seat, so I fell backwards and my bum took the brunt of the impact. I now have a huge purple welt going right across it

Do I want to give someone else a kick up the bum? YES!!! And I know exactly who. Every single morning on the way to work I pass a Christian centre that runs what I call the Jesus Bus. It's a big double-decker, and the sides are decorated with religious verse and pictures of rainbows, Jesus holding his hands out, bunny rabbits and pretty flowers. They tend to drive it around the local area, stopping on town squares and in supermarket carparks to recruit.
Well , today it pulled out in front of me and crept along at 30 mph hour all the way to the town where I work. The roads are pretty winding, and there are hardly any places where you can overtake. Because of this, there are places where slow-moving traffic can pull over at regular intervals. But did the Jesus Bus use them? No! In fact, I've never seen anyone drive in a more unchristian way.
So a kick up the bum for the driver of the Jesus Bus, please!

 

[Guy Delphine]

If people come to the southern meetup, do they get a kick up the bum? Or is this a special privelege reserved to long-time contributors only?

 

[Honey123]

Is it a kick or a spank...

I'd like a spank...please????

 

[Guest]

If people come to the southern meetup, do they get a kick up the bum? Or is this a special privelege reserved to long-time contributors only?

Nope, it's an invitation that's open to all-comers.

 

[Guest]

I need a kick up the bum to get me moving with my latest story. I'm about halfway through it, and I'm so scared of spoiling it that I'm not writing as much as I should be.

I'm not sure I want a kick up the bum right now, though. I sat on a park bench yesterday afternoon - did a colossal butt-dive onto it, to be precise... and I didn't look first. It turned out some vandals had removed the two back slats of the seat, so I fell backwards and my bum took the brunt of the impact. I now have a huge purple welt going right across it

Do I want to give someone else a kick up the bum? YES!!! And I know exactly who. Every single morning on the way to work I pass a Christian centre that runs what I call the Jesus Bus. It's a big double-decker, and the sides are decorated with religious verse and pictures of rainbows, Jesus holding his hands out, bunny rabbits and pretty flowers. They tend to drive it around the local area, stopping on town squares and in supermarket carparks to recruit.
Well , today it pulled out in front of me and crept along at 30 mph hour all the way to the town where I work. The roads are pretty winding, and there are hardly any places where you can overtake. Because of this, there are places where slow-moving traffic can pull over at regular intervals. But did the Jesus Bus use them? No! In fact, I've never seen anyone drive in a more unchristian way.
So a kick up the bum for the driver of the Jesus Bus, please!

OUCH! Ok, I'll just rub yours better.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

I shouldn't be here. I need to be writing.