A kernel of popcorn is like an orgasm...(an exersize)

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Your turn. Think of something to use in comparison to an orgasm. You're erotic authors, it should be easy enough ;)
 
Laughter is like an orgasm...

the build up is pleasurable and the release is ecstacy.
 
A place you liked is like an orgasm ...

... it gets better each time you remember it but trying to revisit it is never as good as the first time unless you start again from the beginning.

Og
 
A good Chinese meal is like an orgasm ...

... it was great at the time but soon leaves you wanting another.

Og
 
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Checklit:

Definitely better than a leg crap of the hamstring that makes the body ridgid......

much better than a warm bottle of coke, shaken hard, cap released quickly.......
 
The commuter train is like an orgasm...

we all wish for it to come. Sometimes it does.
 
Getting totally trashed (drunk) is like an orgasm. Apparently it was quite fun whilst you were doing it, but you can never seem to quite remember *exactly* what it was you were feeling at the time.
 
An orgasm is like....

A warm bath. It's exquisite when you first sink in, but cools off much too soon and just needs some more heat added again.

Whisper :rose:
 
A cup of coffee is like an orgasm...

...I need at least three huge ones every day, or I'll be really grumpy
 
I often think of orgasms like musical scores. They might come in simple motives, trios or quarterts; at times they are truly operatic or symphonic. There are measures and exquisite pauses. I love the demi-quavers, but I need to bite the pillow on the really high notes.

Perdita
 
An orgasm is like a volcano


massive pressure erupting that leaves a terrible mess when it's finished.
 
A brisk walk on a windy day is like an orgasm...

...it can be very invigorating, but if you overdo it you end up puffing and panting, red faced, and suffering from sore bits.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. :eek:

Purrditta, I loved your analogy; very poetic. And, thinking of you biting the pillow on the really high notes... blimey! ;)

Loulou :rose:
 
Re: A brisk walk on a windy day is like an orgasm...

Tatelou said:
Purrditta, I loved your analogy; very poetic. And, thinking of you biting the pillow on the really high notes... blimey! ;)
Thanks, Louloula. I recall a time when LvB's 3rd symphony was on, the Ero[t]ica. I had a great 'O' at the finish but my partner (a rather young man) had not arrived. He smiled and said, "Well, Beethoven and you came on time!" I honestly don't recall what happened next, I'm sure I found another musical offering for him. :)

Purr :heart:
 
A broken pipe is like an orgasm. You sit at home all day waiting for someone to come, but no-one ever does :D.

I would say that an orgasm is like waves crashing on the sea-defences near my home. The wave builds and builds, swelling in size, before sinking away to be overlapped by another larger wave. The swells grow larger and larger, pounding against the wall faster and harder each time before they finally lap the top of the defences and crash through, flooding the promenade with an almighty thunder.

Phew.

The Earl
 
An orgasm is like a chocolate bar, have it too quickly and all you end up with is heartburn. Hold back and slowly lick,suck and nibble and you end up with a far more satisfying experience.
 
Enlgish Lady, you have inspired me. When next alone and wanton, I will listen to the last movement of The Eroica and suck, nibble, bite, smear, fondle, grope and fully digest a chocolate bar (preferably Milka; my brother in Vienna sends them to me and I save them for special moments).

Perdita :p
 
Savour your chocolate Perdita! :D I think I am going to have to indulge in some chocolate nibbling myself now :p
 
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