A joke

[ManOSafety]

A priest, a rabbi, an attorney and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"



Hey, it's not great, but I must admit, I laughed the first time I heard it.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Okay, that was funny, though it would be funnier if it went, "A Priest, a Rabbi, a Mexican and a Frog walked into a bar..." Don't ask me why, it just would.

 

[roosterboy]

Loved it!!


Rooster-

 

[Guest]

Two men walk into a bar...a third man ducks!

Late one night Jesus walks into an Inn with nails in hand. He asks the Inn-keeper, "Can ya put me up for the night?"


(Ooooo...I'm going straight to hell for that one! Might as well have fun while I'm on this earth then!)

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

An Answering Machine. Judea. Circa 3 B.C. Passover.

"Hi, this is Jesus, I'm not home right now. I'll be back in about three days...."

 

[naudiz]

Hey, Peter! I can see your house from up here!

A skeleton walks into a bar and says "Gimme a beer and a mop."

After dining on a clown, one cannibal says to another "Did that taste funny to you?"


I can't believe my mom told me this one:

A priest and a nun were traveling through the desert by way of camel, but halfway into the journey the animal keels over, dead. The two holy types decide there's no way they're going to survive the heat, so the priest says to the nun, "Since we're going to die anyway, do you think the Lord would forgive us if, just once in my life, I got to see what a naked woman looked like?"

The nun, getting hot in that habit anyway, says "I think the Lord will forgive you." And she takes off her clothes so the priest can get an eyeful. And he does. So then the nun says, "You know I've never seen a naked man, and I am a little curious..."

"Say no more," says the priest, "I'll be happy to oblige." And he strips down to his birthday suit.

The nun is very confused by his penis and asks "What is that? What does it do?"

The priest doesn't want to offend the nun's delicate sensibilities, so he explains carefully "It's something the Lord gives us to rejuvinate life."

The nun's eyes widen and she says, "What are you waiting for? Stick that damn thing in the camel and let's get out of here!"

 

[Jeff726]

Your momma so frigid in bed, I fucked her and still I am a virgin!

Your momma so old, the bitch squirts powdered milk out her titties.

You're so ugly your hand won't put out.

Louis Farrakhan's new rap single, "White Christmas My Ass!"

A porn star got laid off.

Melody Lane asked Jeff out for a date. (sounds great tho)

Ok so I am no Dennis Miller but I try.



-Jeff