A joke told by my three year old neice this morning...

[Mistress]

Why is 6 afriad of 7?

Because seven ate nine...

Get it? Talk about corny but cute.
Something she heard on the TV yesterday....

Now if I could just get her to stop singing at the top of her lungs this morning I might be able to get rid of this headach I woke up with.

 

[sexy-girl]

cute


thats about the level of my jokes that i tell

 

[Paradyce]

It is corny, but when it comes from a child, it is SO cute!! My daughter told me that one one day after school.

Oh, to be at that age of innocence once again...

 

[Mistress]

At least is a real joke, it could be worse.....

When her brother was that age his jokes consisted of:

Why did they put the refrigerator (sp) in the window?

Answer: Because the elephant wouldn't fit!

And then he would crack up laughing so hard you'd think he had gone nuts.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

hay sounds like my nephews old jokes. now that he is older he stoped them... now the younger kids are telling ones like that.

 

[miles]

One of my kids was in kindergarten when she told me this one. I was more than a little shocked to hear it from her.

Q: How does Popeye keep his penis from getting rusty?
A: He sticks it in Olive Oyl.

 

[Renegade]

At least is a real joke, it could be worse.....

When her brother was that age his jokes consisted of:

Why did they put the refrigerator (sp) in the window?

Answer: Because the elephant wouldn't fit!

And then he would crack up laughing so hard you'd think he had gone nuts.

Sounds like one of my cousins when we were younger.

Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Answer: So he could jump off the roof and become a gladiator.

Why couldn't he tell jokes like Miles kid? heheh Wait, he actualy did once.

 

[miles]

Miles' kid is now chopping big ones into little ones in juvie.

(kidding)

 

[Mistress]

OMG! Laughs

I remember my mom like to have killed me when I said this one once:

How come Peter Pan flies?

Answer: If someone hit you in the peter with a pan you'd fly too!

 

[Willing and Unsure]

i saw this one yesterday....


a naked man walks into his shrinks office.. the shrink looks at him and say "i see your nuts"