A joke to share

[SweetCherry]

I got this from a friend of mine in the UK. It kinda made me smile, so I thought I'd pass it on.


Following a night out with a few friends, a man brought them back
to show off his new flat. After the grand tour, the visitors were rather
perplexed by the large gong taking pride of place in the lounge.

"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked.

"That," the man replied, "is my Speaking Clock".

"How does it work?"

"I'll show you", the man said, giving the gong an ear-shattering blow
with an unpadded hammer. Suddenly, a voice from the other side of the wall screamed,

"For fuck's sake, you wanker, it's twenty to two in the fucking
morning!!"

 

[kiwiwolf]

LMAO

 

[registered "^^"]

HEHEHEHEHEHE

 

[Shylady]

lol Cherry that is too funny!

 

[SweetCherry]

Glad ya'lll are enjoying it. I know it helped snap me out of that "I'm gonna strangle the next person who pisses me off" mood.

 

[juicylips]

LMAO!!

Very cute!!!

Cassidy

 

[LadyDarkFire]

ROFL That's going on the Christmas list of Gag Gifts.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Yeah, sure - laugh it up...

It's funny to you, but I live next to the wanker and he does that 3-4 times every bloody week.

 

[Draco]

SweetCherry ~You silly tart...

God..i love your sense of humour!

Love you too Hun.....laters....

TOO MUCH

 

[noflames40]

thanks

Thanks, Sweet Cherry!!

I needed that laugh. The funny part is I think I lived one floor down from this guy when I was in college!

noflames

 

[Wanderer D]

Hehe, that's great! Lol.

 

[p_p_man]

Excellent...

to be passed on immediately...

 

[Summery]

Lmao...Thanks for sharing that SC. We need more humor around here sometimes.

 

[ToddHwrd]

OH god SweetCherry that was hilarious, I almost fell out of my chair girl. Thank you for sharing

ToddH

 

[pabloback]

Glad ya'lll are enjoying it. I know it helped snap me out of that "I'm gonna strangle the next person who pisses me off" mood.

how am i supposed to rant and rave when insensitive people like you are posting funnies like this and totaly blowing my concentration on the grieviences i have against the world and his best friend?
this is not on

 

[Batgirl]

lol, thanks it really brightened an otherwise dreary day.

 

[SweetCherry]

SweetCherry ~You silly tart...

God..i love your sense of humour!

Love you too Hun.....laters....

TOO MUCH

Woohoo! I'm a silly tart! I just love it when you call me that, Draco.

I'm glad you all enjoyed the joke. I' glad now that I passed it one.

And Pablo, sorry about your bad day. Mine was hell to, so it was either drink til I passed out or try and find something to laugh at. And since I didn't have any alcohol in the house, it was the joke.

 

[Nighthunter]

hahaahaaa good one, almost as funny as some of the "rivalry" jokes here

 

[LukkyKnight]

new day, new joke

A small Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very difficult to handle.

Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available.

While reflecting on their problem, the park administrators noticed Bud, part-time redneck intern, responsible for cleaning the animals' cages. Bud, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.

The park administrators thought they might have a solution. Bud was approached with a proposition.

Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500? Bud showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, Bud announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions.

"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her. Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this."

The park administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was his third condition.

"Well," said Bud, "you gotta give me another week to come up with the $500."

 

[tn_8tiv]

LMAO...Funny