A Joke For TN_Vixen

[Weird Harold]

In another thread, TN_Vixen said:

~laughing. Um, well no.. they've stopped their rapid growth thank God. At the rate they were going I was going to use them as wings and fly myself to Vegas. heh

That reminded me of this blonde joke I got in my e-mail:

Today's Joke:

There was a competition to cross the English Channel doing only the breaststroke. Just three women entered the race: a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde.

After approximately 14 hours the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest breaststroker.

About 40 minutes later the redhead crawled up on the shore and was declared to be the second place finisher.

Nearly 48 hours after that, the blonde finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers.

When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied, "I don't want to sound like I'm a sore loser, but I think those two other girls were using their arms."

 

[TN_Vixen]

WH

That is my absolute favorite blonde joke. I've told that joke 100 times and as a matter of fact, about a month ago I went to a local comedy show... at the end of his act he picked people from the audience to come up on stage and tell a joke. I was picked and went up on stage and told this same joke - but no one laughed! (of course after 4 scotch on the rocks I wouldn't be suprised if I left out the fact they were trying out for the breast stroke)

lol.

I wouldn't leave the stage until I got a laugh so I made fun of the last guy who told a moronic joke, got the laugh and left the stage.