A Joke for Endlessly

[Weird Harold]

This was forwarded to me by my daughter who got it from a "joke a day" e-mail circle. I thought of Endlessly as soon as I saw the punchline.

Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were
approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the
pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth
until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter,
one tourist asked the blonde employee,

"Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us?
Would you please pronounce where we are...very slowly?"

The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said,
"Burrrrrrrr, gerrrrrrr, Kiiiiing."

 

[Never]

That's bad hun.
That's just really bad.

Burrrrr Gerrrr Kiiiiing.

 

[SeXy ReDHeD]

Hee hee!

It is bad, but it's so true!

 

[Jester]

Everyone who loves bad jokes stand and be counted!

Oh, yeah, I'm up!

 

[Guest]

<standing!>

Two men walk into a bar. A third man ducks.

~Tiggs~

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[Aranian]

Jokes? My turn!

A seven-year-old boy and his four-year-old brother were upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" said the seven year old. "I think it's about time we start swearing." The four year old nodded his head in approval.
"When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say hell, and you say ass, okay?" The four year old agreed with enthusiasm.
The mother walked into the kitchen and asked the seven year old what he wanted for breakfast. "Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios." WHACK! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the floor, got up and ran upstairs crying his eyes out. The mother looked at the four year old and asked with a stern voice, "And what do you want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbered, "but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios."

 

[April]

FOTFLMFAO Every time I hear or read that one, it makes me laugh.