A Itsy Bitsy Tiny Request for KillerMuffin

[lavender]

 

[KillerMuffin]

Well, I could do that, I just have this problem with my entourage. Two dogs, one chihuahua-yeti, a big StudMuffin and a six year old human shaped T-Rex named Godzilla.

You have room? The StudMuffin comes equipped with a 600 pound olympic weight set and about 3,000 pounds in tools.

 

[lavender]

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Well, I could do that, I just have this problem with my entourage. A big StudMuffin human shaped T-Rex named Godzilla.

You have room? The StudMuffin comes equipped with a 600 pound olympic weight set and about 3,000 pounds in tools.

The stud will be right...

GODZILLA!

 

[Mischka]

You can make us cheesecakes and cookies...The lavyland ranch needs a ballbuster like you around.

Oh, I see how it is. I'm being tossed aside like yesterday's garbage. Did my chocolate cake mean nothing to you? And what about the Jamaican chicken papaya? Or the grilled steaks and garlic mashed potatos? I even stocked my fridge with Ginger Ale. Sigh...

 

[lavender]

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Re: Re: A Itsy Bitsy Tiny Request for KillerMuffin

Oh, I see how it is. I'm being tossed aside like yesterday's garbage. Did my chocolate cake mean nothing to you? And what about the Jamaican chicken papaya? Or the grilled steaks and garlic mashed potatos? I even stocked my fridge with Ginger Ale. Sigh...

JESSICA, I told you I'll move in, just so long as my room needs no renovatin'

And so long as Roger don't mind.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

It's really having her here to read us erotic bedtime stories that caused me to make this thread.

I think Lavy wants some FLBS










FLBS=front lawn butt sex

 

[GuyJD]

*psst Mischka*

It's really having her here to read us erotic bedtime stories that caused me to make this thread. The cheesecake and cookies is just added bonus.

Oh I see. So my stories aren't good enough.........Hmmmm

 

[Mischka]

It's really having her here to read us erotic bedtime stories that caused me to make this thread. The cheesecake and cookies is just added bonus.

Oh, OK. Then how about we trade in that weight set for a gym membership? And Mr. Mischka and I have space for the tools. The chihuahua-yeti sounds like the perfect companion for our younger cat, who thinks he's a puppy. Um. I'll have to get back to you on the rest...

 

[KillerMuffin]

We'll have to work out the logistics. What are the gun laws? And you do realize that the StudMuffin is a whacked right wing extremist NRA supporter?

 

[Mischka]

Gun laws? Sweetie, remember we're in Texas. The Stud will fit right in. Concealed weapon permits. More shooting ranges than you can shake a fist at. Mr. Mischka has even gone during lunch.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Okay, sounds cool.

Um, can we continue negotiations later? It's about anniversary time. I gotta, er, do stuff. *grins lasciviously*

Give Never a big kiss for me, lavy. Well, on the forehead if she has a sore throat, I get mono way too easy. Tell her the floaties are on their way, please please be patient!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Texas HAS gun laws?

 

[fgarvb1]

why yes we have gun laws.

ours just tells us what we can't do with them.

 

[Renegade]

The fact that Texas has any laws at all is what still surprises me. Damn trigger happy yahoos. *ducks*