A humorous discription of trolls.

Ravenloft

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Trolls are horrid carnivores found in all climes, from arctic wastelands to tropical jungles. Most creatures avoid these beasts, who know no fear and attack unceasingly when hungry.

Trolls have ravenous appitites, devouring everything from grubs to bears and humanoids. They often lair near settlements and hunt the inhabitants until they devour every last one.

A typical adult troll stands 9 feet tall and weighs 500 lbs. Its rubbery hide is moss green, mottled green and gray, or putrid gray. A writhing, hairlike mass grows out of its scull and is usually greenish black or iron gray. The arms and legs are long and ungainly.

The legs end in great, three-toed feet, the arms, in wide, powerful hands with sharp claws. Trolls can appear thin and frail but possess surprising strength. Females are larger and more powerful than their male counterpart.

Trolls walk up-right, but hunched forward with sagging shoulders. Their gait is uneven, and when they run, the arms dangle and drag along the ground. For all their seeming awkwardness, trolls are very agile. Trolls speak Giant.

Trolls have no fear of death: They launch themselves into comba without hesitation, flailing wildly at the closest opponent. Even when confronted with fire, they try to get around the flames and attack.
 
Ravenloft.... that has to have been the funniest yet most accurate thing that I have read.
 
*Dusting off Fiend Folio*

A Few Notes on Giant Trolls:

Giant Trolls are hideous crossbreeds with reddish-brown skin and red-rimmed eyes.

Despite their pot-bellied appearance they are immensely resilient and inflict terrible damage wherever they go.

Before a giant troll can be killed, it must first be burned with fire.

MP ;)
 
NUUUUUUUU! Not my cute trolls!

*Crying like a baby*


Be proud... this is my 300th post.
 
LMFAO some more.



(and yet another quality post by Renegade :p)
 
Ren, that whole LMAO thing is SO pase'

Get with the new brand...

BWUL!

It tastes great and does a body good!
 
Good Ren, good boy.

Now roll over so I can scratch your belly...

Then I will throw you a frisbie.
 
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