A huge hello!

[Mindfultreasure]

I'm officially a newbie to this site and excited to jump in. I've been looking for an adult/uncensored message board for some time now. It's amazing how prudes get offended over something as natural as sexuality. Not to mention the ones not wanting our kids to come across such content when in reality, they will find it anywhere if the want to.

Pretty much what you see in my profile is what I'm here to discuss. I'm happily married and welcome to pals but absolutely nothing else. I read the dirty stuff and write it too. Oh yeah, my mouth speaks it too. As I've seen written somewhere, "My mind is a whore but my body isn't"---that is me!

I'm a hopeless romantic with a mind full of kink. Taboo, fetishes and sexual orientation don't bother me one bit. I'm extremely open minded.

*****I swear I'm not an idiot and I've used boards and profiles before. For the life of me I can't find an image upload. I feel like a dork without a profile picture. Help me.*****

 

[RobDownSouth]

The powers that be have decreed that you are not worthy of an avatar until your 100th post here.

I see to recall a secret handshake as well, but my memory's a bit hazy on that.

Welcome to Lit. Everyone's a bit grouchy this morning.

 

[Libsam]

I'm a hopeless romantic with a mind full of kink. Taboo, fetishes and sexual orientation don't bother me one bit. I'm extremely open minded.

the GB will help you cast out those demons, welcome.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

I'm officially a newbie to this site and excited to jump in. I've been looking for an adult/uncensored message board for some time now. It's amazing how prudes get offended over something as natural as sexuality. Not to mention the ones not wanting our kids to come across such content when in reality, they will find it anywhere if the want to.

Pretty much what you see in my profile is what I'm here to discuss. I'm happily married and welcome to pals but absolutely nothing else. I read the dirty stuff and write it too. Oh yeah, my mouth speaks it too. As I've seen written somewhere, "My mind is a whore but my body isn't"---that is me!

I'm a hopeless romantic with a mind full of kink. Taboo, fetishes and sexual orientation don't bother me one bit. I'm extremely open minded.

*****I swear I'm not an idiot and I've used boards and profiles before. For the life of me I can't find an image upload. I feel like a dork without a profile picture. Help me.*****

don't make fun of us prudes bro!

Stew

 

[Mindfultreasure]

Oh ok. Gotcha. I'm a virgin and need to earn my reputation. With time on my hands I can accomplish that

 

[Mindfultreasure]

the GB will help you cast out those demons, welcome.

Hmmm. This could be good news or bad news. Are the demons to be released and tolerated or are they to outcast me as disgusting perv? I take the challenge.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Oh ok. Gotcha. I'm a virgin and need to earn my reputation. With time on my hands I can accomplish that

you don't lose your virginity with your hands bro!

Stew

 

[pointless]

Oh ok. Gotcha. I'm a virgin and need to earn my reputation. With time on my hands I can accomplish that

no, you don't need to earn shit. you just have to post more.

though, if you go the post rampage for av route a good number of people will hate you and put you on ignore, so have fun with that.

 

[Pookie]

Show us your tits.

 

[MNGuy]

Mindful Treasure, l'd like you to meet Mohammet Jugdish, Sidney and Clayton. Grab a seat and make yourselves at home. Don't be shy about helping yourselves to punch and cookies.

 

[Libsam]

no, you don't to earn shit. you just have to post more.

this is good advice. carpe deez nutz!

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'm officially a newbie to this site and excited to jump in. I've been looking for an adult/uncensored message board for some time now. It's amazing how prudes get offended over something as natural as sexuality. Not to mention the ones not wanting our kids to come across such content when in reality, they will find it anywhere if the want to.

Pretty much what you see in my profile is what I'm here to discuss. I'm happily married and welcome to pals but absolutely nothing else. I read the dirty stuff and write it too. Oh yeah, my mouth speaks it too. As I've seen written somewhere, "My mind is a whore but my body isn't"---that is me!

I'm a hopeless romantic with a mind full of kink. Taboo, fetishes and sexual orientation don't bother me one bit. I'm extremely open minded.

*****I swear I'm not an idiot and I've used boards and profiles before. For the life of me I can't find an image upload. I feel like a dork without a profile picture. Help me.*****

What do you think about the Lit creating a Political Forum?

 

[yossi]

100 posts gets you an av. You can post a profile pic right away.

 

[Aphro]

Fastest way to 100 posts is hit the Playground and post on every thread imaginable. Disable PM's before you do it, though.

 

[pointless]

if it can't figure out how to post a profile pic i doubt it's going to be able to figure out turning PMs on and off.

 

[Mindfultreasure]

no, you don't need to earn shit. you just have to post more.

though, if you go the post rampage for av route a good number of people will hate you and put you on ignore, so have fun with that.

Ok apparently you used the mf word at first. As to why is beyond me. Obviously I know I don't earn freaking cookies. I knew exactly that I "earned" status and a right to a profile picture by posting. Exactly why time on my hands came into play. I'm not some retard or anyone's little beotch. Grown adults that have to carry big ego's and disrespect on the internet fathoms me.

 

[pointless]

Ok apparently you used the mf word at first. As to why is beyond me. Obviously I know I don't earn freaking cookies. I knew exactly that I "earned" status and a right to a profile picture by posting. Exactly why time on my hands came into play. I'm not some retard or anyone's little beotch. Grown adults that have to carry big ego's and disrespect on the internet fathoms me.

no, i dropped a word. the motherfucker is an expression of frustration over the fact that i didn't notice until after i was quoted.

and "retard." how nice.

 

[Mindfultreasure]

if it can't figure out how to post a profile pic i doubt it's going to be able to figure out turning PMs on and off.

You must have a big ego because of your small package. I'm not an it. I'm not your peon either. I knew exactly where to go to upload a picture as in most sites you do so in editing. I'm sorry the literotica fairy didn't enlighten me about the 100 post rule. I guess I know who the fairy is now.

 

[Adre]

I just realized I never said hello when I got here.

 

[pointless]

You must have a big ego because of your small package. I'm not an it. I'm not your peon either. I knew exactly where to go to upload a picture as in most sites you do so in editing. I'm sorry the literotica fairy didn't enlighten me about the 100 post rule. I guess I know who the fairy is now.

and i know who the oversensitive whiner with an easily bruised ego is. isn't that wonderful? now hush. tng is on.

 

[Mindfultreasure]

Fastest way to 100 posts is hit the Playground and post on every thread imaginable. Disable PM's before you do it, though.

Thanks for the warning but due to prior experience elsewhere, I knew to do that first thing! Nice boobs from a boob loving girl.

 

[Mindfultreasure]

and i know who the oversensitive whiner with an easily bruised ego is. isn't that wonderful? now hush. tng is on.

You must be a liberal. Geez.

 

[MNGuy]

This newbie is not long on the GB, experience GBers already smell the blood in the water.

Golly Gee, I never said hello either.

 

[neci]

your voting privileges have been restricted until 1/1/15.

 

[neci]

Thanks for the warning but due to prior experience elsewhere, I knew to do that first thing! Nice boobs from a boob loving girl.

You must be a liberal. Geez.

a conservative lesbian?

i smell alt.