A Health Alert for AH Irregulars

[Rumple Foreskin]

Ananova:

Women plagued by 200 orgasms a day

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Dozens of women are suffering from a condition that makes them have hundreds of orgasms every day.

Researchers have identified the condition as persistent sexual arousal syndrome.

American sufferer Jean Lund, 51, told The Sun that when she told her gynaecologist he said: "You're every man's dream."

Office manager Jean said: "I looked at him in the face and said: "How would you like to walk around on the verge of an orgasm every second?" And he shut up."

Ten victims of the rare condition have been documented by Boston University's Institute of Sexual Medicine.

Another expert in New Jersey, claims to have found 40 more cases worldwide.

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Another fine service of, NO HOPE ENTERPRISES. Rumple Foreskine, prop.

 

[deliciously_naughty]

Ok...you've found me out.

This is the real reason I'm not around much anymore...I totally made up the whole "getting my masters degree in 3 weeks" thing...the truth is that I can't stop coming...

I'm so ashamed....

and sticky

 

[Guest]

A friend's mother suffered from this in her early seventies. She would have 'only' several orgasms a day and always unexpectedly and uncontrollably. It was frightening and not at all humorous, and accompanied other physical ailments due to aging.

Perdita

 

[Wills]

Curiously, the series of stories I was writing before NaNo interupted (5 parts - 40k words erotic) features a young lady with just that affliction.

Rhinoguy will be delighted to hear she is indeed a secretary. The five parts are all written, need one final edit post NaNo. (First typed as Nato - it is becoming a bit of a battle!)

Will's

 

[MathGirl]

Dear Rumple,
Is there a name for that curious affliction? If so, DurtGurl would like to include it in DG's Dubious Dictionary.
MG

 

[Quasimodem]

Toronto Sun — Doctors at John Hopkins have isolated a rare variant of persistent sexual arousal syndrome (PSAS) which afflicts mostly males more than thirty years of age.

"The condition is either caused, or aggravated, by the chronic vibrations suffered by long haul truckers," Dr. Ayshanta Pjammy announced. "We have already linked persistent sexual arousal syndrome (PSAS) with 17 industrial waste spills within the United States and Canada."

Dr. Carmen Plonkum, of the Psychiatric Medicine Department of Toronto General Hospital, working on a different approach to persistent sexual arousal syndrome (PSAS), announced Tuesday that he had developed a method of inducing PSAS. He added that he would be conducting a series of scientific investigations into this condition as soon as a sufficient quantity of volunteer subjects could be recruited.

Since his announcement, Dr. Plonkum has been unavailable for further comment, owing to a freak overload which has rendered all telephone contact with Toronto General Hospital impossible.

 

[Dirty Slut]

Toronto Sun — Doctors at John Hopkins have isolated a rare variant of persistent sexual arousal syndrome (PSAS) which afflicts mostly males more than thirty years of age.

"The condition is either caused, or aggravated, by the chronic vibrations suffered by long haul truckers," Dr. Ayshanta Pjammy announced. "We have already linked persistent sexual arousal syndrome (PSAS) with 17 industrial waste spills within the United States and Canada."

Dr. Carmen Plonkum, of the Psychiatric Medicine Department of Toronto General Hospital, working on a different approach to persistent sexual arousal syndrome (PSAS), announced Tuesday that he had developed a method of inducing PSAS. He added that he would be conducting a series of scientific investigations into this condition as soon as a sufficient quantity of volunteer subjects could be recruited.

Since his announcement, Dr. Plonkum has been unavailable for further comment, owing to a freak overload which has rendered all telephone contact with Toronto General Hospital impossible.

No wonder I couldn't get through even with my redial speedo button.

DS

 

[Icingsugar]

"We have already linked persistent sexual arousal syndrome (PSAS) with 17 industrial waste spills within the United States and Canada."

I sense a new spam wave on the rise.
"We've got the secret PSAS formula..."

 

[dr_mabeuse]

This raises a question I've always wondered about: would an orgasm outside of a sexual context feel good or be painful?

I'm pretty sure it would be mildly painful.

---dr.M.

 

[shereads]

It would be painful when the car hit the lamp post.

 

[Linbido]

Painful? I'm thinking more in the lines of really really really really really really annoying. Which of course could lead to loads of pain. Probably for those nearby.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Gives a hole new meaning to the old "O-dildo? My ass!" - joke...