A haiku about yourself

[CRaZy]

CRaZy the teacher
Bursts youthful bubbles with words
They pray for the bell

 

[WriterDom]

Caspian Whiskers
Stirring me to consciousness
On rainy Thursday

 

[Ambrosious]

Meet Ambrosious
He's striving for acceptance
But finds ridicule.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Um the rules again please?

 

[WebDesignGuru]

WebDesignGuru
Came here seeking ridicule
Lost out to Ambro

 

[Guru]

 

[Friendly Dragon]

Not all dragons bite
But the friendly ones sometimes
Can be persuaded

 

[LittleRedDevil]

Child catching stars
Standing in the bright moonlight
Letting dreams fly free

 

[ranajja]

For the literary challenged, what's a haiku?

 

[LittleRedDevil]

It's a poem with three line.

5 syllables in the first line
7 ' ' second line
5 ' ' third line.

 

[CreamyLady]

CreamyLady sees
the good in all creation
with nearsighted eyes.

 

[ranajja]

Aha! I see--thank you, LRD

very cool

 

[Guru]

 

[Pyper]

Pyper sits typing
Avoiding her anthro quiz
Will study later

What better way to waste time than to write haiku?

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

The silly wife
Always sleeping in the night
I'm getting some loveing tonight

so I went over board lol

THE WIFE

 

[Guru]

 

[Starfish]

G.R. is a girl
who likes plants and animals
I give care to them

 

[WebDesignGuru]

A word of warning
You don't want to see us nude
From the guys at Lit

 

[Jade]

A word of warning
You don't want to see us nude
From the guys at Lit

That's more than one word
Now don't question what we want
Just give it to us

 

[Jade]

Smart Sexy Singer
Oxymoronic Living
Totally Stressed Out

 

[WebDesignGuru]

That's more than one word
Now don't question what we want
Just give it to us

I see your point, Jade,
but I have knowledge you don't.
Trust me on this one.

 

[dza]

wowsers finally a
post that is worth my time to
draft a response to

 

[Jade]

That's more than one word
Now don't question what we want
Just give it to us

I see your point, Jade,
but I have knowledge you don't.
Trust me on this one.

Please give us a chance?
And let us judge for ourselves!
That's all we ask - Thanks!

 

[WebDesignGuru]

That's more than one word
Now don't question what we want
Just give it to us

I see your point, Jade,
but I have knowledge you don't.
Trust me on this one.

Please give us a chance?
And let us judge for ourselves!
That's all we ask - Thanks!

Your pleas are heartfelt,
but we are old, fat and bald.
We are hunks no more.

 

[Jade]

LMAO

That's more than one word
Now don't question what we want
Just give it to us

I see your point, Jade,
but I have knowledge you don't.
Trust me on this one.

Please give us a chance?
And let us judge for ourselves!
That's all we ask - Thanks!

Your pleas are heartfelt,
but we are old, fat and bald.
We are hunks no more.

So are some of us!!
Okay, maybe not "bald" but...
Just show us some pics!