"A Guy Walks Into a Bar..."

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the only other customer is a woman in a little black dress sitting alone at the bar, stirring a martini. Several empties are lined up already. The bartender is down at the far end of the bar, watching the game on tv....

what does the guy say to her?
how does she answer?
who is she?
what happens next?

(of course, leading up to the sex...hot filthy sex)

the variations are almost, not quite infinite ...

its that easy to frame a story...simple scenario, answer a few basic questions. Use some sort of random selection generator if you have trouble deciding the answers for yourself.

[another for Linds]
 
Ahhh... Quite the myster woman she is. Interesting. It leaves one to ask "who is she?" and "why is she here?" :)

I'll have to think on this one. Hopefully others do too!
 
Ahhh... Quite the myster woman she is. Interesting. It leaves one to ask "who is she?" and "why is she here?" :)

I'll have to think on this one. Hopefully others do too!

you COULD play that angle...do the seduction, the sex, then..she's his wife/daughter/sister/secretary/neighbour/long lost childhood sweetheart/stranger...
 
you COULD play that angle...do the seduction, the sex, then..she's his wife/daughter/sister/secretary/neighbour/long lost childhood sweetheart/stranger...
Or you COULD play this angle...do the seduction, the entry into the bedroom, then..she's a transvestite ...
 
As long as it doesn't turn out that the man and woman are husband and wife and are merely role-playing for the night to spice up their sex life. I always feel cheated when a story ends that way.
 
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He, with an inebriated slur, says the first crude thing that pops into his mind: "Hey, babe, you want to kiss my pet python"

She, Judge Harriet Stone, says: "That, my friend, ... is going to cost you."

She offers him the choice of going to county lock-up for indecency or going to a hotel room and being her bitch-boy for the night.

You can imagine which option he took.
 
As long as it doesn't turn out that the man and woman are husband and wife and are merely role-playing for the night to spice up their sex life. I always feel cheated when a story ends that way.

what ending would YOU prefer?
 
He, with an inebriated slur, says the first crude thing that pops into his mind: "Hey, babe, you want to kiss my pet python"

She, Judge Harriet Stone, says: "That, my friend, ... is going to cost you."

She offers him the choice of going to county lock-up for indecency or going to a hotel room and being her bitch-boy for the night.

You can imagine which option he took.

the lockup? :D
 
Or you COULD play this angle...do the seduction, the entry into the bedroom, then..she's a transvestite ...

cute... a different twist indeed.... what does he do then?
Depends on the readership you are seeking.

Maybe he likes the idea of a shemale and has a hot MM scene.

If you have a really twisted mind it turns out the transvestite is a wimp husband who was sent to the bar as bait by a Femdom wife.
 
Snoopy's sex life aside actualy that is an interesting idea. :p :devil:

So you have a cross dressing wimp husband ordered to do whatever is asked of him by men at the bar. Now if we are talking an actual bar, most of it will be bathroom blowjobs, though there would be one or more trips to the alley or bathroom for sex. When it comes to drunk guys I don't think they would care all that much if it is a crossdresser, enough beer in them and any port when horny. :rolleyes:
 
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