A guy listens to an imp

[Not2Pervy]

An imp gets a guy into troublesome situations. The imp’s name is Little Dickie. He’s like an invisible little devil sitting on the MMC’s shoulder and whispering in his ear. The story would go in either Nonhuman or Humor and Satire.

Little Dickie says stuff like, “You know what you should do don’t ya? Fuck her!”

For every woman the guy encounters that’s his answer: teacher, boss, coworker, customer service rep, mom’s friend, cop, doctor, therapist. Every situation that comes up, Little Dickie counsels extreme horniness. He’s the horniest, crudest little shit you can imagine, but he has a certain roguish charm. It’s the absolute glee he takes in his depravity.

The guy starts listening to him and has some surprising successes, and a few setbacks too, But even when his new approach gets him into trouble, he just doubles down. Eventually he ends up in jail but manages to break out after fucking a guard.

 

[NuclearFairy]

What if when he fucks the guard instead of that getting him out of jail it's the final act of depravity needed for his shoulder imp to turn him into that guard's shoulder imp.

 

[Husky_Embrace]

How is this more horny than the average horny decisions of a man?

Jokes aside, I think you the imp needs to do more than just scream "fuck it" as a command. It would get repetitive, requiring the situation to carry the full story.

Instead I would focus on the imp convincing the man to fuck. To note certain things, maybe supernatural things. Like knowing a woman isn't wearing underwear, or simply indicating how incredible the lace edge of a bra is on that raw flesh. What position they last did it. It is a different way of saying "fuck them!" each time, making the story more compelling. This can carry it together with the situation.

Maybe the imp also sometimes lies, causing the situation. Sex with the waitress? That hallway she walks into is private. No one goes there. They start sex there, though it is right next to the toilets. Soon enough someone comes along...

Though it works out in his favour at other times, like in the jail. Cuban Pete knows how to defuse the cautious police. He'll teach you to chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom.

 

[Britva415]

The imp’s name is Little Dickie

As George Carlin said:

“You don’t have to be Fellini to figure that one out.”