A good laugh to all

[Medieval-Man]

Oi, I just made a stupid mistake, haha, I walked into the bathroom right? I went to brush my hair before bed because I'ma really long haired guy, and yeah, I like it soft and comfy, and so, I check and see my kneck has a big shaving cut I never saw on it, so I simply walk out and enter my parents room, and see a tumble of naked parents and blanked.

Naturally I close the door, and they simply say, through the door, "Well since you interrupted, what did you want?"

So I say, "No that's okay, I'll ask some other time."

They insist, being fairly open, and insane people, so I open the door a bit to talk and my mom simply says.

"Don't let the air out, we're covered it's fine."

So I explain the problem, my dad talks about some thing we can pick up tomorrow that'll fix the problem, and as I walk out my mom, the loving.... person she is, asks, "So can I go back to blowing your father?"

My reaction "Sure have a blast, Enjoy it! But I Do NOT want a report.

My dad, the also pervert, I mean person... "He doesn't want a report dear."

(Me again) "No Reports, letters, e-mails, fax's, pages, calls, none of that, okay?"

(mom) "Well how about a note under the door and voice mail?"

(Me) "Hell no, and not even a lymeric (spelling)

And so, embarrased and laughing, listening to my parents go over the things I did not include not to do, I came here, and had to tell the story.

Do laugh... but understand, that's my blood... *is mildly ashamed* I'll check the responses in about 8 hours, after sleep, night Everyone!

-Meddy

 

[Guest]

'night, night, lad

A heart, erm, some kind of warming story, Med. You're too much, and that's good. Thanks for influencing my dreams tonight.

anon, Perdita

p.s. I hope you write stories as naturally as your posts, *you* come through fine.

 

[The_Fool]

Re: 'night, night, lad

A heart, erm, some kind of warming story, Med. You're too much, and that's good. Thanks for influencing my dreams tonight.

anon, Perdita

p.s. I hope you write stories as naturally as your posts, *you* come through fine.

I'm probably the same age as his parents.....


Oh the naughty things that I do......

 

[Master_Vassago]

I had just the reverse happen long ago. My wife, who at the time was only my girlfriend, had come over to visit me one morning when I came home on leave. Well next thing you know we are entangled in the sheets and having some quiet but very vigorous sex.

Who at this time should decide to come in but my mother, "Um, Chad," she says, "can you put a pillow behind the headboard your sisters are watching tv and the banging against the wall is too drowning out the movie."

At this time I had paused, still inside my girlfriend and I know I turned all shades of red.

As mom walked out the door she called out, "Hi, girlfriend's name." Then closed the door and left like it wasn't out of the ordinary to walk in and see her son having sex.

Later she pulled us both aside and asked if we enjoyed our morning in my room.

My mom's a perv.

 

[Guest]

Vassago, nevermind the story of having your mom walk in on you, I can't believe your name is Chad. My dom fantasies are shattered.

Perdita

 

[Master_Vassago]

Now Perdita, is that my real name or just one I inserted? A few know. Yes, by the way it really is Chad. Nothing to hide there.

Sorry for shattering your fantasies.

 

[Guest]

Aw, I was joshing; my fantasies aren't so easily broken. *sniffle, sniffle...*

You'll always be Vassago to me. But isn't Medi-boy a pip? Such ingenuousness is utterly refreshing on this board.

'night, night, Perdita

 

[Guest]

Meddy,

That story brightened my morning, thank you. And, what great parents you have! Don't be ashamed at all, I'm actually quite envious.

Lou

 

[Medieval-Man]

Wow, well I'm glad I cheered you all up, I hopw you have a great day, as I will on this wednesday!

Vassago, this is why I lock my door ^_^ (Oh wait.. I have no sex life... yeah nevermind that) I bet that one will happen to me, but see, I'm sure it would be my little brother, because he's much worse in my mind than my mom, my mom would simply ask "How's he doing?" just to see my reaction... ah... thought she's an odd one, can't help but love her quick wits and sarcasm, right?

Morning everyone and have a lovely day!
Meddy

 

[BlackSnake]

M&M,

I thought it was very funny. I bet you'll think about it before going into your parents room again.

Goodday

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Whow, Meddy! I think your mother has a long lost twin sister in my friend M's mother!

 

[pop_54]

Hi medi man

Welcome to the madhouse MM, you will fit in here I can tell , I'm not saying that you, or we, are a bit strange, just that we're all a bit open minded and like a laugh at times

I admire your parents for their openness and your light hearted response to it, good on you all

I too like friend fool am probably as old as you're parents, I too believe that once a child reaches 'old enough' one should be open about things sexual as well as life in general.

Last summer at about midnight one Friday/Saturday I received a phone call from my 18 yr old son.

"Dad, do us a favour, put the tent up in the back garden for us will you".

"Huh, why mate, feeling hot or something".

"Too right dad, John and me have picked up a couple of hotties and we need somewhere private for the night".

"Oh, right, Oh, OK mate".

I duly set about constructing said canvas structure as ordered, wifey got up and held the torch for me to see what I was doing.

My lad and his mate arrived about 10 minutes later in the company of two 18 y old absolute crackers in mini skirts and vanished into the tent with them.

On the way upstairs my wife commented, "I hope they don't make too much noise about it and wake the neighbours"

We are so strict with our kids.

pops................

 

[Svenskaflicka]

You're spoiling your kid, pops! You should have made him put up his own goddam tent!

 

[pop_54]

Yea I know

You're spoiling your kid, pops! You should have made him put up his own goddam tent!

I know love, too damn soft, I didn't want to risk him having a premature something though with the hold up and effort, such a mess that makes

 

[Guest]

Now that's a very caring dad.

Hey, Pops, I have a little tent that needs proper care. Give me a buzz...

perdita

 

[destinie21]

Next time knock

There was a time when the same thing happened to me.
I was only 9 though.


scared and scarred for life

 

[Quasimodem]

You're spoiling your kid, pops! You should have made him put up his own goddam tent!

I'm with Svenskaflicka.

Besides, if he can't put up a tent, he has no reason to be alone with a girl.

 

[ffreak]

I never had the problem. When I grew up (it wasn't in a cave) Mom and Pop had separate beds and the only sounds I ever heard were 'Get your paws off me'.

My better half and I willingly embarass anyone who's around. I think there is nothing wrong with a kiss in public and my arm around her waist, nuzzling her neck, etc. (don't get the impression we're exhibisionists - just that we ignore the rest of the world sometimes). I don't think the kids ever came-in while we were inflagranto - but on the other hand we have 7 grandkids now so we didn't cause them to shrink from the act.

Don't be embarassed by finding out your parents love each other. Yeah, it may be an awkward moment, but you'll eventually laugh about it. MM is obviously OK since he can tell us. And Destinie's scars turned out so beautiful.

 

[champagne1982]

[...]
My reaction "Sure have a blast, Enjoy it! But I Do NOT want a report.

My dad, the also pervert, I mean person... "He doesn't want a report dear."

(Me again) "No Reports, letters, e-mails, fax's, pages, calls, none of that, okay?"

(mom) "Well how about a note under the door and voice mail?"

(Me) "Hell no, and not even a lymeric (spelling)
[...]

There once was a lad from Ohio,
Who disturbed a parental fellatio,
"Oh Lordy dear Mums!
"Don't say when he cums!
"And Daddy, please no blow by blow!"

 

[Guest]

I'm reminded of some special recollections. My father loved my mother as I've rarely seen exhibited since. He used to embarrass her often in public with affection (this was the 50s).

Not in public but at home and amidst extended family he enjoyed touching or grabbing her breasts. As a little girl I was not embarrassed or disturbed I think because it was such a loving and joyful act for my father. As a woman it has always been such a turn-on and joy for me.

Perdita

 

[ffreak]

I can't resist Perdita...

The memory or when you are the object of affection?

 

[Guest]

I can't resist Perdita...
The memory or when you are the object of affection?

Ha! I didn't see the lack of clarity. I'll keep you guessing.

Nah, I mean when it's me being grabbed, fondled, tweaked, pinched, bitten, sucked, pulled, tickled, rubbed, hummed, nibbled, what-have-you.

 

[ffreak]

So you take Bart to work, do you?

 

[Guest]

So you take Bart to work, do you?

LOL. No, I walk everywhere, don't even have a car.

 

[ffreak]

I used to do that too. I never owned a car till I moved to Houston. Hmm... differnt type of bumping on the street, can't get as close and call it the sway of the train.