...at monopoly if she's bad at managing her properties.
Bet you didn't see that one coming! Sorry if you came here to tumblr-bash a misogynist... Move along.
Hello! I'm so glad you clicked on my little reddit thingy. Here is a treat and here is some music to enjoy as you read.
So this may be a touch different (and a few touches longer) than some of the other posts on this forum... bear with me.
I could start off with the obligatory few lines about myself and how I see D/s and my experience and what not, but... ugh. That's boring. You can find that stuff out in conversation. Come on, reddit, step your game up. So we're going to switch things up a bit. I'm going to start by telling you about, well, you.
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You're strong. Submission is a precious and beautiful gift and yours is no exception. You're not a doormat, weakminded, or flitty. You know yourself, what you need out of life and relationships and a partner, and you don't let anyone tell you otherwise. None of that groveling "please sir may i have the pleasure of sending you a message" bullshit. You have a sharp tongue (that gets you into way more trouble than it's worth) and a quick wit. You realize more than anyone how precious the gift of your trust, love, and submission is, and you wouldn't dare let anyone see that who is less than 100% worthy.
You're intelligent. That's probably one of your greatest sources of pride and something people notice about you and know you for. And not just big words book smart (though that's incredibly adorable), you're wise and have a perspective on life. You've probably lived through some shit to get it, too. But you came out with a smile, picked up the pieces, and made yourself stronger for it. It's funny how life works like that sometimes, that you need to see lowest low before you can appreciate the highest high. You think. A lot. About absolutely everything. Yet you keep your feet (usually) on the ground and appreciate the simple things in life. You're a down-to-earth genius and are even modest about it. You realize the mind is by far the biggest erogenous zone of the entire body and probably can't even enjoy anything without an incredible mental connection. You constantly seek to learn new things and open your mind to new ideas, even if you know you disagree with them.
You're attractive. You take care of your body as well as you take care of your mind and heart. I'm not attracted to overweight women, and I have no shame in stating that personal preference. You don't wear (much) makeup or jewelry because you realize they only get in the way of your natural beauty. You have a girlish innocence about you and have a smile that can melt even the grumpiest old polar bear's heart. (You just cracked a tiny one thinking about a grumpy old polar bear
) Nobody would ever think you were the type to be on a site like this. You have such a gushing inner beauty that it cannot help but radiate out of you. You have stunningly deep eyes that one could easily get lost in for hours and a butt that turns heads and drops jaws. You're often pursued, but are completely uninterested in shallow compliments, as you know your beauty is just a reflection of your whole, and that whole is not something you give away lightly.
You're a huge dork. Maybe you're obsessed with some sci-fi series and impulse-bought Star Trek tee-shirts you'd never wear in public. Maybe you're a bookworm and can (and will) go off for hours about how brilliant your latest author-crush is at foreshadowing and creating dramatic tension. Maybe you're a gamer and can have embarrassingly long and indepth conversations about theorycrafting and dragons and ocarinas and know that warhammers have lower dps than polearms but choose them anyways because they fit your character's personality better. But you have your own something(s) and have the most adorable obsession about it. And won't get actually offended when I make fun of you for it
You're a natural submissive. You're not a "princess" or "babygirl" manipulative type who thinks topping from the bottom and controlling the dynamic with a pout is being "submissive". You yearn to give. To let go. It's almost the meaning and point of your life in a scary sense, and that is, clearly, not something you take lightly. You're incredibly strong, smart, dignified, and successful yet... there is a hunger, a longing from the deepest parts of what makes you you to give that all to a man you love and trust more than yourself. Because you know in his hands you can be even better than in your own. And that scares/excites the shit out of you. You're not at all a puppet or a doormat; you have a quick tongue (which definitely gets you into trouble) and a sharp wit and generally are able to tear most guys apart in a single sentence. Maybe everyone even thinks you're the dominant type at work or in your friendships because of that strength and no-bullshit attitude. But here you are, reading this painfully long wall of text, hoping to find that one man to be complete with one day. Because you can't accept the idea that he's not out there, somewhere, looking for you too.
You're happy. Whether that manifests itself through bubbly extroversion or a deep and quiet inner peace, you see the glass as half full and at the end of the day see life as a beautiful thing. This isn't some escape from your problems or something you think will "fix" you; this is something you wish to freely and sanely share with someone else because it's just so amazing you can't keep it to yourself. While you're snarky and sarcastic, you're not drawn to drama or confrontation and know that there are more important things in life than being right all the time. You have a clear concept of the big picture and what it's all about and have spent many sleepless nights thinking about these things and realize that a relationship isn't about filling a hole or a void but sharing and growing as one. You have an incredibly healthy sense of humor and find laughter to be the cure for most problems. You're mentally and emotionally stable and are ready to share your life with a man who deserves that priceless treasure.
You're local to NYC. Not in CT. Not in LI. I'm not interested in penpals or texting to death or "wow you sound great but I'm in California o.o". I want to date like otherwise normal people. Get coffee (I don't drink coffee...) and talk for hours. Wander around central park. Play hide and seek in times square. Nerd out like little kids at Toys 'R' Us. Snuggle together under mountains of blankets and cuddle (I freaking love cuddling) all night talking about the future. Fall in love. You know, that sort of thing. Not going to happen if you're across the country. Or in Brooklyn. Like, you'd have to be SO hot to make that subway ride worth it. Just saying.
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"Ok, but..." you ask, "what about you oh mysterious domly dom man sir?" Well, I suppose I should tell you a bit since you asked so nicely.
I consider myself a natural dominant. What that means, to me, is that this is something I am, not something I do. It's been a long journey of self-discovery over many years of research, reading, talking, thinking, and growing, and I consider myself lucky to know myself so clearly in this regard. It's, obviously, something I love talking about at great lengths and have spent many hours philosophizing about. I'm not at all a sadist or interested in coming within 10 feet of a sharp object or anyone's blood. Not kidding, I'll run and scream like a little girl. I feel I've come into my own as a dominant in a very unique way that really doesn't "fit" the typical molds and I happen to think that's pretty cool.
This is not some cheap bedroom game to me. You'll notice there's hardly a mention of sex in this entire post. This is so much more, so much deeper than that. Of course that's an organic part of such incredible intimacy, but let's save the badly written erotica for the angsty teenagers. That being said, I'm a very sexual person and that's how I express love and affection, and I have a lot of both to give. However, that's something incredibly precious and special to me I intend to give only to one woman, so don't expect it on our third date. It would be awesome if you felt the same, but certainly not a dealbreaker if you don't.
Sound picky? You bet I am. And don't worry, I fully expect you not to exist. But in the miraculous chance that you do, I know I'm not going to find you out at a seedy bar (I don't drink) or dance club (obnoxiously loud music and a bunch of teenagers with popped collars screaming? nothankyou). You're probably snuggled under a few layers of blankets watching the awesomely flaky snow come down and binging netflix. And, maybe, browsing BDSM Personals, looking for me.
Well hi there. You found me. Now please don't be shy. Because guess what? You're probably the type that would never message someone like this. And you read every single word of this (at least once) and are going "Dude... (yes, you refer to yourself in your head as "dude" in my head...) this guy sounds awesomesauce, I think we'd totes get along. But, alas, he's probably found someone or I'm not his type or maybe he's a huge douche or [insert bad excuse], so I'll just save this post and get back to season 9 of Everybody Loves Raymond and let this pass by because blergh it's probably not even worth it." And that would be very sad.
So here's the deal. I'm gonna make you a promise. If you take the time to respond to this post (privately is better unless you just want to leave your favorite Chuck Norris joke in the thread for posterity), I will write back. No matter what. Even if it's just to say "Hey, thanks for the message, but I'm just not interested. Best wishes!" Because hey, I took the time to type this giant post out, so I appreciate the time you put into a message and won't let that go to waste. There, you have no more excuses.
I'm not going anywhere. And this isn't something I'm going to find in the next hour. So as long as you see this up, my door is still cracked open. Even if it's been weeks. Feel free to take your time and win my heart with your own epic novel, bonus points for messages that must have taken as long as this post. And include bacon.
I look forward to hearing from you. I look forward to getting to know you. I look forward to finally finding you. It's been far too long.
Bet you didn't see that one coming! Sorry if you came here to tumblr-bash a misogynist... Move along.
Hello! I'm so glad you clicked on my little reddit thingy. Here is a treat and here is some music to enjoy as you read.
So this may be a touch different (and a few touches longer) than some of the other posts on this forum... bear with me.
I could start off with the obligatory few lines about myself and how I see D/s and my experience and what not, but... ugh. That's boring. You can find that stuff out in conversation. Come on, reddit, step your game up. So we're going to switch things up a bit. I'm going to start by telling you about, well, you.
-----
You're strong. Submission is a precious and beautiful gift and yours is no exception. You're not a doormat, weakminded, or flitty. You know yourself, what you need out of life and relationships and a partner, and you don't let anyone tell you otherwise. None of that groveling "please sir may i have the pleasure of sending you a message" bullshit. You have a sharp tongue (that gets you into way more trouble than it's worth) and a quick wit. You realize more than anyone how precious the gift of your trust, love, and submission is, and you wouldn't dare let anyone see that who is less than 100% worthy.
You're intelligent. That's probably one of your greatest sources of pride and something people notice about you and know you for. And not just big words book smart (though that's incredibly adorable), you're wise and have a perspective on life. You've probably lived through some shit to get it, too. But you came out with a smile, picked up the pieces, and made yourself stronger for it. It's funny how life works like that sometimes, that you need to see lowest low before you can appreciate the highest high. You think. A lot. About absolutely everything. Yet you keep your feet (usually) on the ground and appreciate the simple things in life. You're a down-to-earth genius and are even modest about it. You realize the mind is by far the biggest erogenous zone of the entire body and probably can't even enjoy anything without an incredible mental connection. You constantly seek to learn new things and open your mind to new ideas, even if you know you disagree with them.
You're attractive. You take care of your body as well as you take care of your mind and heart. I'm not attracted to overweight women, and I have no shame in stating that personal preference. You don't wear (much) makeup or jewelry because you realize they only get in the way of your natural beauty. You have a girlish innocence about you and have a smile that can melt even the grumpiest old polar bear's heart. (You just cracked a tiny one thinking about a grumpy old polar bear
) Nobody would ever think you were the type to be on a site like this. You have such a gushing inner beauty that it cannot help but radiate out of you. You have stunningly deep eyes that one could easily get lost in for hours and a butt that turns heads and drops jaws. You're often pursued, but are completely uninterested in shallow compliments, as you know your beauty is just a reflection of your whole, and that whole is not something you give away lightly.You're a huge dork. Maybe you're obsessed with some sci-fi series and impulse-bought Star Trek tee-shirts you'd never wear in public. Maybe you're a bookworm and can (and will) go off for hours about how brilliant your latest author-crush is at foreshadowing and creating dramatic tension. Maybe you're a gamer and can have embarrassingly long and indepth conversations about theorycrafting and dragons and ocarinas and know that warhammers have lower dps than polearms but choose them anyways because they fit your character's personality better. But you have your own something(s) and have the most adorable obsession about it. And won't get actually offended when I make fun of you for it
You're a natural submissive. You're not a "princess" or "babygirl" manipulative type who thinks topping from the bottom and controlling the dynamic with a pout is being "submissive". You yearn to give. To let go. It's almost the meaning and point of your life in a scary sense, and that is, clearly, not something you take lightly. You're incredibly strong, smart, dignified, and successful yet... there is a hunger, a longing from the deepest parts of what makes you you to give that all to a man you love and trust more than yourself. Because you know in his hands you can be even better than in your own. And that scares/excites the shit out of you. You're not at all a puppet or a doormat; you have a quick tongue (which definitely gets you into trouble) and a sharp wit and generally are able to tear most guys apart in a single sentence. Maybe everyone even thinks you're the dominant type at work or in your friendships because of that strength and no-bullshit attitude. But here you are, reading this painfully long wall of text, hoping to find that one man to be complete with one day. Because you can't accept the idea that he's not out there, somewhere, looking for you too.
You're happy. Whether that manifests itself through bubbly extroversion or a deep and quiet inner peace, you see the glass as half full and at the end of the day see life as a beautiful thing. This isn't some escape from your problems or something you think will "fix" you; this is something you wish to freely and sanely share with someone else because it's just so amazing you can't keep it to yourself. While you're snarky and sarcastic, you're not drawn to drama or confrontation and know that there are more important things in life than being right all the time. You have a clear concept of the big picture and what it's all about and have spent many sleepless nights thinking about these things and realize that a relationship isn't about filling a hole or a void but sharing and growing as one. You have an incredibly healthy sense of humor and find laughter to be the cure for most problems. You're mentally and emotionally stable and are ready to share your life with a man who deserves that priceless treasure.
You're local to NYC. Not in CT. Not in LI. I'm not interested in penpals or texting to death or "wow you sound great but I'm in California o.o". I want to date like otherwise normal people. Get coffee (I don't drink coffee...) and talk for hours. Wander around central park. Play hide and seek in times square. Nerd out like little kids at Toys 'R' Us. Snuggle together under mountains of blankets and cuddle (I freaking love cuddling) all night talking about the future. Fall in love. You know, that sort of thing. Not going to happen if you're across the country. Or in Brooklyn. Like, you'd have to be SO hot to make that subway ride worth it. Just saying.
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"Ok, but..." you ask, "what about you oh mysterious domly dom man sir?" Well, I suppose I should tell you a bit since you asked so nicely.
I consider myself a natural dominant. What that means, to me, is that this is something I am, not something I do. It's been a long journey of self-discovery over many years of research, reading, talking, thinking, and growing, and I consider myself lucky to know myself so clearly in this regard. It's, obviously, something I love talking about at great lengths and have spent many hours philosophizing about. I'm not at all a sadist or interested in coming within 10 feet of a sharp object or anyone's blood. Not kidding, I'll run and scream like a little girl. I feel I've come into my own as a dominant in a very unique way that really doesn't "fit" the typical molds and I happen to think that's pretty cool.
This is not some cheap bedroom game to me. You'll notice there's hardly a mention of sex in this entire post. This is so much more, so much deeper than that. Of course that's an organic part of such incredible intimacy, but let's save the badly written erotica for the angsty teenagers. That being said, I'm a very sexual person and that's how I express love and affection, and I have a lot of both to give. However, that's something incredibly precious and special to me I intend to give only to one woman, so don't expect it on our third date. It would be awesome if you felt the same, but certainly not a dealbreaker if you don't.
Sound picky? You bet I am. And don't worry, I fully expect you not to exist. But in the miraculous chance that you do, I know I'm not going to find you out at a seedy bar (I don't drink) or dance club (obnoxiously loud music and a bunch of teenagers with popped collars screaming? nothankyou). You're probably snuggled under a few layers of blankets watching the awesomely flaky snow come down and binging netflix. And, maybe, browsing BDSM Personals, looking for me.
Well hi there. You found me. Now please don't be shy. Because guess what? You're probably the type that would never message someone like this. And you read every single word of this (at least once) and are going "Dude... (yes, you refer to yourself in your head as "dude" in my head...) this guy sounds awesomesauce, I think we'd totes get along. But, alas, he's probably found someone or I'm not his type or maybe he's a huge douche or [insert bad excuse], so I'll just save this post and get back to season 9 of Everybody Loves Raymond and let this pass by because blergh it's probably not even worth it." And that would be very sad.
So here's the deal. I'm gonna make you a promise. If you take the time to respond to this post (privately is better unless you just want to leave your favorite Chuck Norris joke in the thread for posterity), I will write back. No matter what. Even if it's just to say "Hey, thanks for the message, but I'm just not interested. Best wishes!" Because hey, I took the time to type this giant post out, so I appreciate the time you put into a message and won't let that go to waste. There, you have no more excuses.
I'm not going anywhere. And this isn't something I'm going to find in the next hour. So as long as you see this up, my door is still cracked open. Even if it's been weeks. Feel free to take your time and win my heart with your own epic novel, bonus points for messages that must have taken as long as this post. And include bacon.
I look forward to hearing from you. I look forward to getting to know you. I look forward to finally finding you. It's been far too long.
Chuck Norris jokes 
