A glued down toilet seat with built-in estrogen-powered TV remote

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I think I'll make a fortune.

 

[bluemuse]

This was my first laugh out loud of the day.

Thank you.

 

[desert spike]

If you ever go to her house to visit, you will have to pee sitting down though.

How good is your aim?

 

[tortoise]

Ditto.

Has anyone ever told you that you outta be a comedian?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

If you ever go to her house to visit, you will have to pee sitting down though.

How good is your aim?

I can spell "Mary Poppins", if I don't have to dot the "i".

 

[desert spike]

Suppose you can hit the hole then. Doting the I is easy. Just pinch it off a second then let go again.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Can we think of another word besides "pinch"?

 

[calypso_21]

Can we think of another word besides "pinch"?

LMAO

 

[Saint Peter]

Piss proof glue not included.

 

[Guest]

If you ever go to her house to visit, you will have to pee sitting down though.

How good is your aim?

No probs. She does that all the time.

 

[Saint Peter]

What about those fuzzy toilet seat covers that are so fuzzy the toilet seat will not remain up. Stand on one foot while the other holds the seat up? Sit down and wonder how many other asses have shared the fuzzies with your ass? Or just piss all over that mofo to make your point (and mark territory at the same time.)

I am willing to bet that no man has ever bought such a cover. And if so dont ask dont tell.

 

[desert spike]

Ditto.

Has anyone ever told you that you outta be a comedian?

If you are refering to me, then nope. If not never mind.

DLC is a comedian, at least here anyway.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

My toilet seat is made of lava rock. Grrr.

 

[desert spike]

Can we think of another word besides "pinch"?

OK, wrong word. How about squeeze gently, softly. No way now it sounds like you're playing with it.

Back to pinch. Tough.

 

[chromefreak]

Although...

What about those fuzzy toilet seat covers that are so fuzzy the toilet seat will not remain up. Stand on one foot while the other holds the seat up? Sit down and wonder how many other asses have shared the fuzzies with your ass? Or just piss all over that mofo to make your point (and mark territory at the same time.)

I am willing to bet that no man has ever bought such a cover. And if so dont ask dont tell.

A toilet lid is just about the right size to support an automatic transmission pan, and the fuzzy cover woyld do wonders for absorbing ATF.

Make yerself a good resting place for that junkyard 727 Torqueflite, C-6 or TH-400 while preparing the tub for its bath of "Simple Green"

 

[Saint Peter]

Re: Although...

A toilet lid is just about the right size to support an automatic transmission pan, and the fuzzy cover woyld do wonders for absorbing ATF.

Make yerself a good resting place for that junkyard 727 Torqueflite, C-6 or TH-400 while preparing the tub for its bath of "Simple Green"

Her ass dwarfed a TH-400.

 

[Jimi]

Re: Re: Although...

Her ass dwarfed a TH-400.

That's a helluv'an ass - If you mount it bellhousing down, she can mount it and enjoy!

That'll make her Dinah Mo Hummm

 

[Mellon Collie]

I can spell "Mary Poppins", if I don't have to dot the "i".

I'd love to know the circumstances in which you discovered you can spell Mary Poppins, minus the dot on the i.

 

[blooflame]

Not glued down, but....

As a man with many lesbian couples as friends, I've a different problem! They all have toilet seats that WON'T stay up on their own! Since no one in the household EVER needs the seat to be up, they feel free to add superthick toilets seat covers, decorate with sea shells, or just never bother lining things up right! The net effect is that when a male wants to urinate at their house, he either has to manage it holding the seat up with one hand, or else be fast, lest the seat come crashing down and bruise that which he holds (well, we hope he holds, otherwise he might be missing the objective!!) most dear....

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I'd love to know the circumstances in which you discovered you can spell Mary Poppins, minus the dot on the i.

I like to sing Chim Chim Cher-ee as I go pee pee pee.

 

[lovetoread]

I like to sing Chim Chim Cher-ee as I go pee pee pee.

Do you dance too?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Do I dance while I pee? Not unless I have a web cam on me.