A girl's best friend..and maybe a man's too

Snork Maiden

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When a man just won't do there's always the toy closet/ drawer. But with so many to choose from, shapes, sizes, textures, materials, etc etc which one fits the bill.

I personally have a couple of personal pleasers which I always keep close to hand. One is a real mechanical monster that makes a disgusting whining noise but is very pleasing and the other is a beautiful purple glass one which is very cool - literally - and quite weighty.

Do you let your guy take control :) ? or do you use it secretively when he's not around?
 
Snork Maiden said:
When a man just won't do there's always the toy closet/ drawer. But with so many to choose from, shapes, sizes, textures, materials, etc etc which one fits the bill.

I personally have a couple of personal pleasers which I always keep close to hand. One is a real mechanical monster that makes a disgusting whining noise but is very pleasing and the other is a beautiful purple glass one which is very cool - literally - and quite weighty.

Do you let your guy take control :) ? or do you use it secretively when he's not around?

I don't have any store-bought toys, as such, so I use whatever's at hand: bananas, candles, ice cubes, grapes, cucumbers...

Well, you get the idea, right? ;)
 
My Mom always told me I shouldn't play with my food. Now I finally understand what she really meant :)
 
Snork Maiden said:
My Mom always told me I shouldn't play with my food. Now I finally understand what she really meant :)

Ah, but if you play with a banana as I do, you eat it afterwards. Yummy! :p
 
Bathtub Bunny

As a teenager, I had to make due with what I could find around the house. My favorite toy was the handle of a standard phillips screwdriver but I also played with icicles snapped off the eves of the house (still do when I get the chance). I use to have a boring old, hard plastic wand vibrator but I think I demanded too much of it and one day the vibe unit broke loose and the poor thing started to sound like a sick Kawasaki dirt bike. My lover, taking sympathy on me, bought me a lovely purple bathtub bunny for Christmas, which I've been enjoying ever since. Of course, not being one to read or follow directions, I turn the bunny ears around to tickle my ass and use my fingers for my clit.
 
Double Pleasure...

...I know this lady who has a double-ended long dildo. She plays with both at the same time...formed in the shape of a U, as it goes in her lovely wet pussy, it slides out of her tight little ass and it goes back and forth. When she does this, I am tempted to give in to her wishes and slide my cock between her lips, but I have seen her cum and I really would not want her to bite the dam thing off! lol

I have often wondered if this would work...take a strapon dildo, turn it, well, inside out, slide all the way up your pussy, then strap it on, thus, keeping it in...then, if you can, walk around doing your chores and everytime you move, it moves too...sounds totally exotic...
 
Thor, they do make dildos you can wear while you're walking around. I've always wanted one with a remote control for the vibrator. That way, you can be in a long line, say, at the grocery store and have an orgasm while the bag boy puts your groceries in your sack. Heehee. ;)
 
I'd be afraid to...

How could you remain standing???????? I'd like to be the guy standing behind you...wouldn't take me long to fill my pants up and I'd want to rub up against that tight little ass of yours, covered up by those tight fittin jeans...mmm

I know, if they had the equivalent for a guy, I couldn't stand in that line...my knees always start shaking and I have to crab hold of something. I suppose I could use the same toy, but I'd look at some sexy lady and if it was a slow line, well, I had better be wearing a rubber...
 
I'm with you LipstickKitten--a dildo and remote control vibrator with my darlin' Cowboy in control of the box. Mmmm-hmmmm.
 
Re: I'd be afraid to...

Thor69 said:
How could you remain standing???????? I'd like to be the guy standing behind you...wouldn't take me long to fill my pants up and I'd want to rub up against that tight little ass of yours, covered up by those tight fittin jeans...mmm

I know, if they had the equivalent for a guy, I couldn't stand in that line...my knees always start shaking and I have to crab hold of something. I suppose I could use the same toy, but I'd look at some sexy lady and if it was a slow line, well, I had better be wearing a rubber...

Ah, but that's where the beauty of the remote control comes in. If it gets too intense, you back off. You can always finish off in the car after putting your groceries away.

I'm just afraid that the wetness from my pussy oozing down my legs would be a dead giveaway! ;)
 
remote / radio controlled

I think I saw somewhere a radio controlled egg that had a range of about 20 feet. That could be really useful as I often forget where I park my car in a carpark. I could leave the transmitter on in the car so that after I have finished shopping, finding the car would be a snap :)

When I was at college I had a dildo with a tip that lit up. That was crazy, I would turn off all the lights and watch my tummy light up with a pink glow and watch it fade in and out as I moved it around inside me.
 
I have quite a few toys.......

most of the time I use them alone......but would love nothing more than for my husband do grab one and fuck me hard with it. A long time fantasy.......but....unfortunately he is not as adventurous as I would like him to be.

Carly
 
same here

My SO isn't adventurous either - I play with my jelly dildo, "Mr. Pink"...

I've thought about mentioning swinging, but I don't think he would do that either...I want to be pleased with more than just "Mr. Pink"!

Twosweet
 
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With or without help. . .

I have a few toys and generally use them alone. However, my partner has on occasion helped me out and it is a wonderful way to spice up intimate encounters.

However, reading LipstickKitten's post on the remote control makes me want to go shopping again!! I can't seem to get enough lately and perhaps that would help me get through the day!
 
Re: same here

twosweet4u2eatme said:
My husband isn't adventurous either - I play with my jelly dildo, "Mr. Pink"...

I've thought about mentioning swinging, but I don't think he would do that either...I want to be pleased with more than just "Mr. Pink"!

Twosweet


I can sympathize with you Too sweet.....Same here!!

Carly
 
I've never tried a dildo, though that jelly vibe looks rather inviting...It'd be really great if you could suction it to the chair!

I've always preferred a body massager to rub over my panties & against my clit. Have recently tried a slender candle & had a very intense orgasm.
 
This is an interesting thread, remote control vibrators - just as well I'm a bloke I can barely work the video.

Hi Ladies, hope you don't mind if I can ask a favour.

As it's coming up to valentines day I thought about getting my girl a dildo or vibrator (beats chocolates or flowers I suppose) but I haven't a clue what to get. I don't want to get her anything that'll she'll love more than me but I'd like her to have a lot of fun with it and hopefully I can join in. I quite like the idea of the suction cup one that you can use in the bath etc as she could be using it on the edge of the bath while I'm playing with her ass. But enough about my fantasies any and all suggestions warmly welcomed.
 
Gift Idea

I have this thing called the Eager Beaver. You would love it - it's a couple's toy, but you can use it separately too.

It looks like a beaver lying on its back, with a hole through his tummy - you slide your cock through from the back (use lube - it's a tight fit for my bf). When you penetrate your gf, the beaver's tongue rubs her clit, and his tail (short and stubby) tickles and penetrates her ass. OH - and it vibrates, too.

My bf likes to slide it up and down his cock by itself. I like to work it on myself, too - I insert a dildo sometimes.

mypleasure.com - they have gift certificates. Order came very quickly, totally discreet. They have reviews of their products, which are helpful.
 
Thanks braless, certainly sounds interesting and a bit of a laugh and that's what it's all about ain't it.

Living in London we have Soho, massive area full of sex shops and etc (who said London was sleazy) so I'll probably find whatever I want there.
 
I might be in the minority here. I am a guy but I enjoy using toys too... They can be man's best friend too. I have had some great solo sessions with a double ended toy, as well as strapping a strap on to a chair.
 
don't use 'em myself, BUT....

I have used 'em on my S/O and she loved it! She got such a charge out of me willingly using it on her that she damn near HURT me afterwards! Best hurt I ever withstood.....LOL:D
 
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