bbkradwell
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If there's ONE thing in life I've learned today, it's this:
Never take a Viagra before going out in tight, Spandex, bicycle shorts!
I usually have a MAJOR League "shrinkage" problem when I wear my bikey shorts! Why? I don't know. It just happens. "Henry," my Magic Penis,
http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=14179
always shrinks when I engage in most forms of physical exercize! Swimming, jogging, biking, aerobics, you name it... Except, of course, for sex and fucking, obviously, but most other forms of strenuous activity he tends to shrink down to almost nothing!
Well, today I thought I'd try an experiment, however.
Yup, you guessed it, I took a Viagra before leaving the house (which explains why all the trees looked as blue as the sky, but that's a joke for another time.)
Needless to say I got a lot of funny looks from everyone with whom I came in contact, today. My little, black Italian shorts were extra tight the whole 28 miles that I rode! I ran into a friend's wife and she was extra nice to me. She even invited me to dinner with their family, next weekend! I noticed her eyes looking down at my package half the time that we were talking.
Darn, if only she weren't married to a good friend! I'da done her in her car, in the parking lot! She's really cute!
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to take care of a 7" problem... Luckily, I'm home and can walk, sit around naked! (Man, I LOVE being nude!)
Would anyone care to join me?
Never take a Viagra before going out in tight, Spandex, bicycle shorts!
I usually have a MAJOR League "shrinkage" problem when I wear my bikey shorts! Why? I don't know. It just happens. "Henry," my Magic Penis,
http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=14179
always shrinks when I engage in most forms of physical exercize! Swimming, jogging, biking, aerobics, you name it... Except, of course, for sex and fucking, obviously, but most other forms of strenuous activity he tends to shrink down to almost nothing!
Well, today I thought I'd try an experiment, however.
Yup, you guessed it, I took a Viagra before leaving the house (which explains why all the trees looked as blue as the sky, but that's a joke for another time.)
Needless to say I got a lot of funny looks from everyone with whom I came in contact, today. My little, black Italian shorts were extra tight the whole 28 miles that I rode! I ran into a friend's wife and she was extra nice to me. She even invited me to dinner with their family, next weekend! I noticed her eyes looking down at my package half the time that we were talking.Darn, if only she weren't married to a good friend! I'da done her in her car, in the parking lot! She's really cute!
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to take care of a 7" problem... Luckily, I'm home and can walk, sit around naked! (Man, I LOVE being nude!)
Would anyone care to join me?
