A funny story

[Vivacia]

Found this when I was reading a mag recently and thought I would share it with you - It is part of a whole section of similar stories (which I will post later maybe)

but here you are, hope you like it as much as I did...

ALL REVVED UP

"I has been planning a romantic camping weekend in the Lake District with my bloke. Everything was going well until the second night when it started to rain heavily and we got back form the villiage pub to find our tent flooded. This wasn't as much of a problem as it could have been as we decided to sleep in the car. We were still up for a bit of rough and tumble, but due to the massive amount of alcohol we had drunk, my boyfriend passed out before we'd reached a satisfactory conclusion! I couldn't wake him but still felt very horny, so I decided to try using the gear stick with the engine ticking over! It was better then I'd imagined and I started thrashing about, but a few seconds later I went too far back and managed to put the car into first. It lurched forwards into the tree we were parked in front of - waking my boyfriend, causing a great deal of damage to the car and leaving me in quite a bit of pian. Still, the embarrassment of having to explain what had happened was more painful!"

Phillipa, 21, Hull

If you like that and want more just let me know

 

[heterotic]

Yeowtch. Makes me feel so much better about my own, minor romantic misadventures.

 

[Cherry]

HAHAHAAA!

Now THAT is desperate!

MORE MORE!

 

[Vivacia]

"while visiting my boyfriend at his house, his pet poodle Ziggy jumped on the sofa between us. Being an animal lover, I didn't mind, so as I watched TV I gently tickled his tummy. Feeling something warm and damp on my fingers I looked down and, to my horror, I found out I hadn't been tickling Ziggy's tummy after all! To make matters worse, my boyfriend's mum walked in and saw the state of her dog. My boyfriend on the other hand thought it was very funny and asked when it was his turn."

Nicky, 21, Lincs

(your wish is my command)

 

[heterotic]

Hehehe. Pre-verts. Corrupting an innocent dog... That's too funny.

 

[Vivacia]

"One day while my parents were out, I invited my boyfriend round to get kinky. I handcuffed his arms and legs to the bed and started slathering him in chocolate body paint. Sadly, just after I'd painted my my boyfriend's bits, I discovered there wasn't enough left to do the rest of his body. Wanting to do a through job, I left my bloke on the bed while I went to raid the kitchen for some chocolate spread. I could hear some muffled sounds from the bedroom and smiled at the thought of him excitedly waiting for my return. When I got back all I could see was my Irish wolfhound lying on top of my poor boyfriend licking the chocolate body paint off his balls! I dragged the dog off but the damage was done and my boyfriend now refuses to go near the handcuffs and flinches everytime he sees my dog!"

Zoe, 18, West Wales

 

[lilminx]

These are too fuckin' funny.

 

[Vivacia]

"My boyfriend and I had the house to ourselves one day so we decided to experiment. We had the idea of doinf it with vegetables, so we dived into the fridge and found an extremely large cucumber. We had a really good session trying all sorts of different things with the cucumber and, when we had finished, my boyfriend put it back into the fridge. Trouble is that our flatmate was cooking for our whole flat that night and started with cucumber dip! I've never had so much trouble finishing a dish in my life!"

Kirsta, 19, Scotland

 

[heterotic]

HAhaha! A bit pickled, i suppose.

 

[Vivacia]

ok thats it for now - Unless someone gets on their knees and begs for more

*EG*

 

[lilminx]

Please, pretty please, more? These are entertaining.

 

[Vivacia]

whoops double post....lol

 

[Vivacia]

Maybe Minx, but you have to beg harder than that... *EG*

 

[lilminx]

*on my knees, hands clasped in front of me*

Pleeeeeeeeease?

 

[Vivacia]

<giggles> thats better!

"My boyfriend and I wanted to spice up our sex life, so we decided to play naughty games with fruit. My bloke thought it would be really exciting to insert a tangerine into my pussy, but when he did, it got completely stuck! We tried everything to get it out but in the end we had to go to hospital. When the doctor asked me how I could have managed such a thing, I told him that I was putting up curtains and I'd fallen on the fruitbowl! He looked less than convinced. I think we'll be sticking to the missionary position from now on!"

Anon, wirral

 

[Vivacia]

I will post some more tomorrow!

Till then I hope I made some of you smile

 

[Vivacia]

"One weekend, I was staying at my new boyfriend's parent's house. He decided to go to bed early, and left me to sit up late talking and with his mother. Before he left he whispered to me to come up and surprise him if he was asleep. A few hours later, I groggily found the stairs and slipped quietly into the bedroom. There was a figure asleep in the double bed so, as promised, I slid under the duvet and proceeded to give him a blow job. I heard a moan and then he cried out 'Jane' - I would have been pleased with the effect I was having if it wasn't for the fact that my name is Hannah! I jumped up, ready to yell at my forgetful boyfriend, but when I looked properly at him I realized thatit wasn't him but his father! I ran out of the room and never went back!"

Hannah, 20, Liverpool

 

[Vivacia]

"I was giving my horny new Bloke a hand job in his house when he came on my hand. While he was pulling his trousers up, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. On the way I bumped into his Dad who I hadn't met before. He said hi and held his out his hand for me to shake. I panicked and shook it. He gave me such a strange look and I was so embarrassed at what I had done that I fled sharpish!"

Jemma, 21, middlesex

 

[perks]

ohhhhh MAN!!

haahahahahahahaha... these are great.

 

[Vivacia]

"During a recent holiday, we met some lads on the way back to our room after a heavy night's drinking. One offered me a piggyback. While trying to get on, I started laughing. I was giggling so hard I lost all control of my bladder and, to my horro, peed down his back. He was totally disgusted and I never got my piggyback!"

Kirsty, 19, Lancs

 

[Nathon_88]

"During a recent holiday, we met some lads on the way back to our room after a heavy night's drinking. One offered me a piggyback. While trying to get on, I started laughing. I was giggling so hard I lost all control of my bladder and, to my horro, peed down his back. He was totally disgusted and I never got my piggyback!"

Kirsty, 19, Lancs

Ick, ick, ick.....MORE!!!!!

*kneels in front of you* Pweeeeeease more?

 

[perks]

haahahahah WIDDLYYYYYYY

that's a great one.

It's great to see you,sugah.

 

[Vivacia]

"I'd fancied the plumber's son for ages. One day, when my parents were out, we had a leak and he came around with his Dad to fix it. We ended up sneaking upstairs for some action and I was just giving him head when my parents came homen early and walked in on us. He ran out of the room with his pant's down, tripping up and landing at my Dad's feet. My parents went mad and even sacked the plumber! I haven't been able to look at a U-bend the same way since!"

Emily, 18, London

 

[Vivacia]

Will add some more on Wednesday if you guys are interested!

I am tired so I am heading to bed - night and I hope you like the latest additions...

 

[BigDawg69]

Damn these are soooo funny!

Hey Squashers! long time sexy!