A fucking employee...

erosman

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is a HAPPY employee.


We bought the personnel flowers to take home on the 14th. It seemed like good business sense - kind of like good business karma. Hopefully the smiling faces will be more productive. There is nothing to make the day drag on like no hope for any fun when you get home. Conversely, if the mystery of romance is waiting after work, you feel energized in your work.
Our outlook improves when we belong to a purpose, and so does our productivity. I know it sounds linear, but I think it works.
 
I like the way your brain works. New management philosophy I could really come to appreciate.
 
erosman said:
is a HAPPY employee.


We bought the personnel flowers to take home on the 14th. It seemed like good business sense - kind of like good business karma. Hopefully the smiling faces will be more productive. There is nothing to make the day drag on like no hope for any fun when you get home. Conversely, if the mystery of romance is waiting after work, you feel energized in your work.
Our outlook improves when we belong to a purpose, and so does our productivity. I know it sounds linear, but I think it works.

Looking for a great employee? I am looking for a good and caring employer..........so lacking these days...........:rose: :rose: :rose:
 
The heroes in this story are the flowers. The 'personnel' happen to all be of the male persuasion. It is amazing how thick the male skull can be. One remarked how much his wife liked them, and after my further inquiry, admitted that it had been 8-10 years since he had brought flowers home. LOL. That sounded so non-linear.
Einstein made a comment that went something like so: It is insanity to do the same thing over and over and expect different results. If that is true, then the opposite must also be true. It is insanity to NOT do something when you know it works.

morninggirl, it's not how this brain works, but how it wants to work that is scary.

and, Jacqline, send your resume. There is always room for another great pair of legs...I mean hands. LOL
 
Are you serious about the resume?

Where in the west is the job?

What kind of work is it?

If you are joking, that's ok too........I try not to let an opportunity go by me, that's all...........

Having employers that think along the same lines as I do is quite appealing as well..........Yes, my legs and I are a package deal.........LOL:rose:
 
Jacquiline <I have nothing to do the the job>

Do you think you could work all day long (and maybe weekends too) in an office full of men? ;)
 
It depends on what the work is..........I am a good person to have for an employee and I grew up surrounded by boys (I was a tomboy and very competitive in sports).

I see no problem as long as we all respect each other........(This is not meant to be sexist, but in my experience, men are a lot easier to get along with at work than women. I am great at setting and honoring boundaries.............some women are so into being catty).
 
Ahhh my dear, such a serious answer when a playful one might earn more points..........

Good luck with it and enjoy the rest of the weekend.
 
LovetoGiveRoses said:
Ahhh my dear, such a serious answer when a playful one might earn more points..........

Good luck with it and enjoy the rest of the weekend.

I love to joke as much as the next person, but there are times (such as when you are looking for employment) to be on the serious side..........If it is required that I be coquettish in order to get a job, then I don't want it...........I want to be appreciated for my abilities to do the job. I take pride in my work and would much rather be hired for the good reasons rather than the popular ones. I think laughter is a wonderful part of doing your job........it promotes good morale and when employees get along, more work gets accomplished, which benefits all.............

I hope you have a wonderful weekend as well..........Thank you for your good wishes.............:) :rose:
 
The company i work for has been in business for one hundred years this year.

A cheap ass jacket with their logo and 1902-2002 on it will ONLY cost $30.00 and the Tee shirt $15.00

Almost everyone there has at least twenty years in.

Yes sir they really know how to make us feel good!

Did i mention the time the company talked my brothern into trading their christmas bonus (40 hours pay) for a profit sharing plan that never did equal one christmas bonus check before the company just did away with it.

Yes, the company i work cares about us!:rolleyes:
 
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