A friend

[Lollygirl26]

Looking for a friend male or female....

Someone to talk about life. Someone that right away isn't asking for photos or how much they want to fuck me. Prefer over 40, is married or been married, possibly with kids.

 

[Kinkster101]

As a break from the online norm, this is going to elicit responses from some unmarried guys who claim to be married

 

[Dc5rn]

I'm a little younger then what your looking for but I am divorced and have a child that's 5... Would enjoy someone to talk to about whatever... Pm me if you want to chat

 

[Pistol6]

49/M in TX. Divorced two years. I have custody of a teenager and a preteen. That qualify?

 

[Drakko]

Well I would like to cnverse as well and not just about sex. I am married and with kid and always willing to be of assistance to a gorgeous Southern Lady. Did I mentin a hell of a flirt? Anyway PM sent

 

[raceryz]

always ready to lend an ear. +45 male

 

[SassySheDevil]

Removed

 

[OxfordDon]

Bear in mind this thread is two years old...

 

[SassySheDevil]

Lol Well shit. That'll teach me to look.

 

[OxfordDon]

Lol Well shit. That'll teach me to look.

Lol...I had to look twice as we chat a lot!

 

[Everyday_Man]

Lol Well shit. That'll teach me to look.

I teach a woman not to look with the back of my hand ... if they keep looking, I give them the palm ... and if they still look, I take a step back, smoke a cigarette and say, 'You bitch.'



Nah, I don't do that.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Lol...I had to look twice as we chat a lot!

I'll just pretend it's too early and the coffee hasn't kicked in. Thanks for helping my eyeballs this morning.

 

[OxfordDon]

I'll just pretend it's too early and the coffee hasn't kicked in. Thanks for helping my eyeballs this morning.

My pleasure as ever darling.

 

[Everyday_Man]

I'll just pretend it's too early and the coffee hasn't kicked in. Thanks for helping my eyeballs this morning.

My pleasure as ever darling.

Get a room you two!


Hmm, I don't want to leave this ambiguous ... let me explain ...

When I said, 'room' ... I meant a hotel room and that Don, the 'OXDon' should make his penis hard and Sassy, she umm, you know, get wet .. self lubricate (like self medicate) and then Don should take his penis and put it inside Sassy and then they should both move around while that is going on .... and ... yeah, that's uh, what I was trying to say, just ... just to be clear.

I don't want anyone to not know what I was trying to say.

 

[OxfordDon]

Get a room you two!


Hmm, I don't want to leave this ambiguous ... let me explain ...

When I said, 'room' ... I meant a hotel room and that Don, the 'OXDon' should make his penis hard and Sassy, she umm, you know, get wet .. self lubricate (like self medicate) and then Don should take his penis and put it inside Sassy and then she should both move around while that is going on .... and ... yeah, that's uh, what I was trying to say, just ... just to be clear.

I don't want anyone to not know what I was trying to say.

So that's how it works!

 

[SassySheDevil]

Get a room you two!


Hmm, I don't want to leave this ambiguous ... let me explain ...

When I said, 'room' ... I meant a hotel room and that Don, the 'OXDon' should make his penis hard and Sassy, she umm, you know, get wet .. self lubricate (like self medicate) and then Don should take his penis and put it inside Sassy and then they should both move around while that is going on .... and ... yeah, that's uh, what I was trying to say, just ... just to be clear.

I don't want anyone to not know what I was trying to say.

Well I guess if we are going to get a hotel, can we please make sure it's over on your side of the pond Don?

So that's how it works!

I know. Damn, you learn something new every day!! I knew I came to lit for something.

 

[Lollygirl26]

This old post was brought back from the dead

 

[Firemanw2]

Is that good or bad?

 

[jack_burton_me]

A resurrection of sorts....

You are definitely sweet enough to deserve some attention thrown your way. Except not the unwanted kind.... That can stay away!

 

[DisreputableDan]

This old post was brought back from the dead

I think it just means that raceryz was so lost in reading your posting history he felt compelled to reply to *something*

 

[kingkoll]

pm sent

 

[OxfordDon]

How could this not impress?

lol...she'll just melt....

 

[Prince Albert]

Still looking though???

 

[Lollygirl26]

lol...she'll just melt....

If any would know about me and melting. Lol

 

[OralDave]

If any would know about me and melting. Lol

Melting? In Texas-- so you're probably not made of snow. If you were in Oz, water might make you melt, but I take you to be at least an occasional good witch-- if a witch you be. Are my guesses hopeless enough yet. There are kisses that make one melt. That's more poetic, at least.