A former Meerkat

[Noor]

A former meerkat expert at London Zoo has been ordered to pay compensation to a monkey handler she attacked with a wine glass in a love spat over a llama-keeper.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2015/1...or-assaulting-monkey-handler-in-dispute-over/

Has everyone seen the movie "Fierce Creatures?"

 

[jezzilee]

A former meerkat expert at London Zoo has been ordered to pay compensation to a monkey handler she attacked with a wine glass in a love spat over a llama-keeper.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2015/1...or-assaulting-monkey-handler-in-dispute-over/

Has everyone seen the movie "Fierce Creatures?"

This made me smile. Thank you Noor.

 

[yossi]

A former meerkat

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-AbcgqYW5OIc/UI6ebLTNm0I/AAAAAAAAAgU/_S-caWzG2QU/s1600/Yay-Im-a-Llama-Again.gif

 

[snugglestruggle]

A former meerkat expert at London Zoo has been ordered to pay compensation to a monkey handler she attacked with a wine glass in a love spat over a llama-keeper.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2015/1...or-assaulting-monkey-handler-in-dispute-over/

Has everyone seen the movie "Fierce Creatures?"

Humans are the worst sort of animal.

 

[jhane]

CAT FIGHT !

 

[Oh_That_Guy]

I've always heard that llama keepers were hung like well, llamas.

 

[Mr Noone]

A former meerkat expert at London Zoo has been ordered to pay compensation to a monkey handler she attacked with a wine glass in a love spat over a llama-keeper.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2015/1...or-assaulting-monkey-handler-in-dispute-over/

Has everyone seen the movie "Fierce Creatures?"

I guess it's only appropriate that it was on Fox news.

 

[pointless]

i'd fuck her.

 

[jhane]

i'd fuck her.

Are we talking meerkat or llama?

 

[pointless]

no, the crazy lady. i do have standards.

 

[Oh_That_Guy]

no, the crazy lady. i do have standards.

Those llamas can be pretty cute.

 

[pointless]

i'm not big on spitting. it just isn't classy.

 

[jhane]

no, the crazy lady. i do have standards.

Good choice. I've heard llamas can be pretty difficult. Not familiar
with the meerkat, but they are cute.

 

[yossi]

Swallowing is less messy.

 

[Noor]

I guess it's only appropriate that it was on Fox news.

It's everywhere, but the opening sentence that Fox used was quite good.

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/...t-llama-keeper-caroline-westlake-kate-sanders

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...andler-in-row-over-llama-keeper-a6694091.html

This is probably why one shouldn't drink at company Christmas parties or date co-workers

 

[Noor]

This made me smile. Thank you Noor.

I thought it might help.

 

[pointless]

Swallowing is less messy.

that too.

 

[jhane]

Swallowing is less messy.

..and more classy.

 

[Wings]

..and more classy.

Only if your pinkie is up.

 

[jhane]

Only if your pinkie is up.

That explains why I'm always called a classless bitch.