Thoggy
Really Experienced
- Joined
- Jan 12, 2007
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Hello citizens of Literotica,
On this, the holiest day of the year, I want to wish everyone a happy Canada Day. As many of you know, July 1st was chosen as Canada Day as it was on this date in 1412 that Canada erupted fully formed from the top of what would one day be America.
With our trademark combination of wit, style and cheese curds, Canada swiftly dominated the world stage, politically, economically and of course sexually.
For the most of the 16th century, "going Canadian" was a popular slang term for anal sex. A rare exception to this was in southern Europe where the term meant forced female ejaculation.
Canada's star faded briefly during the industrial revolution, in large part due to our nation's reliance on wood for all mechanical parts. An influx of beavers left us unable to compete for a period and we developed a national stutter and an embarassing habit of masturbating at world fairs.
I mean Canadians as individuals, not the country. If Canada could masturbate, it would however, blow the biggest load you have ever seen, likely on America. We'd do this not to humiliate the States, but to remind it of its place as our little slut.
I think I've wandered off on a tangent here, so let me just conclude by saying that on behalf of Canada, you're welcome.
T
On this, the holiest day of the year, I want to wish everyone a happy Canada Day. As many of you know, July 1st was chosen as Canada Day as it was on this date in 1412 that Canada erupted fully formed from the top of what would one day be America.
With our trademark combination of wit, style and cheese curds, Canada swiftly dominated the world stage, politically, economically and of course sexually.
For the most of the 16th century, "going Canadian" was a popular slang term for anal sex. A rare exception to this was in southern Europe where the term meant forced female ejaculation.
Canada's star faded briefly during the industrial revolution, in large part due to our nation's reliance on wood for all mechanical parts. An influx of beavers left us unable to compete for a period and we developed a national stutter and an embarassing habit of masturbating at world fairs.
I mean Canadians as individuals, not the country. If Canada could masturbate, it would however, blow the biggest load you have ever seen, likely on America. We'd do this not to humiliate the States, but to remind it of its place as our little slut.
I think I've wandered off on a tangent here, so let me just conclude by saying that on behalf of Canada, you're welcome.
T
Happy Birthday Canada! Hope you had a good one 
