LadyFyre
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"The whole world is a scab. The point is to pick it constructively." - Peter Beard
"The problem with the global village is all the global village idiots." - P. Ginsparg
"Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused." -Unknown
"Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth." - Don Marquis
"Suicide is the sincerest form of self-criticism." - Unknown
"Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups." - John Kenneth Galbraith
"Education... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading." - G.M. Trevelyan
"Reality is nothing but a collective hunch." - Lily Tomlin
"Equal opportunity means everybody will have a fair chance at being incompetent." - Laurence J. Peter
"Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity." - Frank Leahy
"I love mankind; it's people I can't stand." - Charles Schultz
"I have so much to do that I am going to bed." - Savoyard Proverb
"One should forgive one's enemies, but not before they're hanged. " - Heinrich Heine
"I only drink to make other people seem interesting." - George Jean Nathan
"Life is like a B-Grade movie. You don't want to leave in the middle, but you don't want to see it again." - Ted Turner
"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us." - Bill Watterson (Calvin and Hobbes)
"The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist knows it." -J. Robert Oppenheimer
"A true friend stabs you in the front." -Oscar Wilde
"Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately, it kills all its students." - Jean de la Bruyere
"Maybe this world is another planet's hell." - Aldous Huxley
"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat." - Lily Tomlin
"Our planet is the mental institution for the universe." - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
"The problem with the global village is all the global village idiots." - P. Ginsparg
"Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused." -Unknown
"Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth." - Don Marquis
"Suicide is the sincerest form of self-criticism." - Unknown
"Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups." - John Kenneth Galbraith
"Education... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading." - G.M. Trevelyan
"Reality is nothing but a collective hunch." - Lily Tomlin
"Equal opportunity means everybody will have a fair chance at being incompetent." - Laurence J. Peter
"Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity." - Frank Leahy
"I love mankind; it's people I can't stand." - Charles Schultz
"I have so much to do that I am going to bed." - Savoyard Proverb
"One should forgive one's enemies, but not before they're hanged. " - Heinrich Heine
"I only drink to make other people seem interesting." - George Jean Nathan
"Life is like a B-Grade movie. You don't want to leave in the middle, but you don't want to see it again." - Ted Turner
"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us." - Bill Watterson (Calvin and Hobbes)
"The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist knows it." -J. Robert Oppenheimer
"A true friend stabs you in the front." -Oscar Wilde
"Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately, it kills all its students." - Jean de la Bruyere
"Maybe this world is another planet's hell." - Aldous Huxley
"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat." - Lily Tomlin
"Our planet is the mental institution for the universe." - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
