A fart by any other name is still a stinker, especially if its an SBD.

[FlamingoBlue]

Don't you just love it when you're sitting in a crowded plane/trian/subway car or standing in a elevator and "that" odor wafts by you and makes you want to puke? And you know who did it and you see him/her (the dog) looking off into space, (especially the dog, but what's a dog doing on an elevator)?

BTW, I think that dog farts and farts afer drinking tequilla are the worst. And if you could get a dog to drink tequilla, the farts produced would wipe out half of Afganastan. Now, there's an idea. Drop drunken dogs with parachutes on the Taliban.

So, you ask, what's the point of this thread? Nothing, absolutely nothing. I just thought I would present it at 1o am and go to bed.

Nitety nite, folks.


blue

 

[lavender]

 

[Tabby432]

Goodnight blue. I'm off to bed too but thanks for giving me something to think about.

 

[Mensa]

This is just WRONG!!

I'm beginning to think that FlamingoBlue is Sparky's clone!

 

[Renegade]

Blue

Goodnight old friend. And..... uh..... seek an Exorcist or something, okay?

"The power of christ compels you!"

 

[lavender]

 

[Renegade]

We could get Manu to perform the cyber exorcism on Blue and Mensa.

 

[lavender]

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Boo!! Or should I say....

Phpth. (I can't believe I'm staying up to do this, especially when I start a trial in the morning. Aw, fuck it. I'm having fun and I don't have to be in Court until 10am).

blue

 

[Renegade]

Lav

Todd would be good if we needed a virgin to sacrifice. And isn't all this responding to me hurting your chances to get your post average down to 20??

 

[Renegade]

Re: Boo!! Or should I say....

Phpth. (I can't believe I'm staying up to do this, especially when I start a trial in the morning. Aw, fuck it. I'm having fun and I don't have to be in Court until 10am).

blue

Somebody grab him!!!

 

[lavender]

In true Southern fashion

 

[Renegade]

There's nothing wrong with tomorrow. Tomorrow is always a great day for dealing with the problems of life.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Hey, folks, this thread is about farts!!

Watch it that you don't class it up too much while I'm asleep.

Nitey nite, for real.

blue

OOps, I just farted. Now, I really have to leave the computer room.

 

[lavender]

 

[Problem Child]

I relish the fragrant aroma of my own outgassing. You all love your own as well, but you won't admit it.

Stop living a lie, and admit you love the smell.

 

[Renegade]

Well, I'll admit it. Just that nobody has bothered to ask. Wonder why?

 

[lavender]

 

[Problem Child]

right on, renny!

 

[Renegade]

No real scat fetishes over here. But I do have a cat fetish. Cute little pussy.

Yeah, I'm weird.

 

[Starfish]

My friend nasty would dissagree with you blue.

I love my farts. Others should too...

Oh, that's what nasty is here for.

 

[nasty]

Did someone mention my name? Blue, I RELISH your farts.*sniff*

 

[Renegade]

You smell that? Do you smell that? Farts, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of farts in the morning.

 

[Mensa]

PHEWWW!!

You guys wanna take this thread outside! It's stinking up the Board!

 

[nasty]

You should ALL LOVE farts. They make you feel better, do they not?