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Hi folks, Rich Henderson here and I'd like to extend a welcoming hand to our new friends coming to the forum for the first time.
You're probably here because you are over-sexed. Hey, relax. We all are. In fact, I'm masturbating right now.
If you haven't had a chance to look around the Literotica Forums at large, you may just want to peek around a bit. I suggest the Playground and the Personals section for fun and light-hearted flirting, and the Amateur Pictures section for those of you inclined to more visual stimulation. There is something over there for everyone. If you're thing is nubile college girls or droopy-skinned ladies of the Golden Girls set, you'll find it there. Perhaps you enjoy pasty-skinned flabby men with startling body-hair patterns. If so, you are in luck. It's a veritable smorgasbord of flesh and fantasy, and there's a dish just right for you.
Of course, you're already here in the General Board, so let me just say, Hi and Welcome.
A quick check of the FAQs and a few tentative posts and you may find yourself swept up in the fascinating world of what we call the "GB".
However, the task of getting started can be quite daunting. Many a poster has started a "Hi I'm New" thread only to be inundated with catcalls, derision and sudden and urgent demands to "show your tits". Don't be afraid, don't be offended.
Imagine the GB is like a tribe in Papua/New Guinea. In order to begin communication with the tribes people, you need to start getting a grasp on their culture, their language and their rituals. The best way to do this is to be patient, to observe and to participate where and when you feel comfortable. And much like a tribe from Papua/New Guinea, you may still end up getting eaten alive.
My advice is to stick with it. Oh sure, you're going to be called a Newbie, a n00b or even Fresh Meat. Don't let that bother you. And don't be shy. Here in the GB, you are judged by a whole different set of parameters. Say you are a bi-sexual dominatrix with a fetish for golden showers and public humiliation. No one will bat an eyelash. However, if they find out you voted for Ralph Nader in the last election, you may find yourself being kindly asked to return to whatever slimy pit of primordial ooze from whence scum like you originate.
And most of all have fun. This is, quite simply, a porn board. Don't be intimidated. The next person who asks you to pee on their backs while they lick your toes just might be your boss. You never know.
Hi folks, Rich Henderson here and I'd like to extend a welcoming hand to our new friends coming to the forum for the first time.
You're probably here because you are over-sexed. Hey, relax. We all are. In fact, I'm masturbating right now.
If you haven't had a chance to look around the Literotica Forums at large, you may just want to peek around a bit. I suggest the Playground and the Personals section for fun and light-hearted flirting, and the Amateur Pictures section for those of you inclined to more visual stimulation. There is something over there for everyone. If you're thing is nubile college girls or droopy-skinned ladies of the Golden Girls set, you'll find it there. Perhaps you enjoy pasty-skinned flabby men with startling body-hair patterns. If so, you are in luck. It's a veritable smorgasbord of flesh and fantasy, and there's a dish just right for you.
Of course, you're already here in the General Board, so let me just say, Hi and Welcome.
A quick check of the FAQs and a few tentative posts and you may find yourself swept up in the fascinating world of what we call the "GB".
However, the task of getting started can be quite daunting. Many a poster has started a "Hi I'm New" thread only to be inundated with catcalls, derision and sudden and urgent demands to "show your tits". Don't be afraid, don't be offended.
Imagine the GB is like a tribe in Papua/New Guinea. In order to begin communication with the tribes people, you need to start getting a grasp on their culture, their language and their rituals. The best way to do this is to be patient, to observe and to participate where and when you feel comfortable. And much like a tribe from Papua/New Guinea, you may still end up getting eaten alive.
My advice is to stick with it. Oh sure, you're going to be called a Newbie, a n00b or even Fresh Meat. Don't let that bother you. And don't be shy. Here in the GB, you are judged by a whole different set of parameters. Say you are a bi-sexual dominatrix with a fetish for golden showers and public humiliation. No one will bat an eyelash. However, if they find out you voted for Ralph Nader in the last election, you may find yourself being kindly asked to return to whatever slimy pit of primordial ooze from whence scum like you originate.
And most of all have fun. This is, quite simply, a porn board. Don't be intimidated. The next person who asks you to pee on their backs while they lick your toes just might be your boss. You never know.