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I read this in London Ontario's Free Press news paper.
It's from Ann Lander's advice column. I had a good
laugh hope you do too.
DOG NAMED SEX CAUSES TROUBLE FOR OWNER
by: Morty Strom
Everybody who has dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I
call mine "Sex." He's great pal, but he has caused me
a great deal of embarrassment.
When I went to city hall to renew his dog licence, I
told the clerk I would like a licence for Sex. He
said, "I'd like one, too!"
Then I said, "But this is a dog." He said, he
didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You
don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years
old." He winked and said, "You must have been quite
a kid."
When I married and went on my honeymoon, I took the
dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a
room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex.
He said, "You don't need a special room. As long as
you pay your bill, we don't care what you do." I
said, "Look, you don't seem to understand. Sex keeps
me awake at night." The clerk said, "Funny - I have
the same problem."
One day, I entered Sex in a contest, but before the
competition began, the dog ran away. Another
contestant asked me why I was just standing there,
looking disappointed. I told him I had planned to
have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have
sold my own tickets.
"But, you don't understand," I said. "I had hoped to
have Sex on TV." He said "Now that cable was all over
the place, it's no big deal anymore."
When my wife and I separated, we went to court for
custody of the dog. I said, "Your honour, I had Sex
before I was married." The judge said, "The
courtroom isn't a confessional. stick to the case,
please."
Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me.
He said, "Me, too."
Last night, Sex ran off again. I spent hours
looking all over town for him. A cop came over to me
and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4
o'clock in the morning?" I told him that I was
looking for Sex. My case comes up Friday.
I read this in London Ontario's Free Press news paper.
It's from Ann Lander's advice column. I had a good
laugh hope you do too.
DOG NAMED SEX CAUSES TROUBLE FOR OWNER
by: Morty Strom
Everybody who has dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I
call mine "Sex." He's great pal, but he has caused me
a great deal of embarrassment.
When I went to city hall to renew his dog licence, I
told the clerk I would like a licence for Sex. He
said, "I'd like one, too!"
Then I said, "But this is a dog." He said, he
didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You
don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years
old." He winked and said, "You must have been quite
a kid."
When I married and went on my honeymoon, I took the
dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a
room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex.
He said, "You don't need a special room. As long as
you pay your bill, we don't care what you do." I
said, "Look, you don't seem to understand. Sex keeps
me awake at night." The clerk said, "Funny - I have
the same problem."
One day, I entered Sex in a contest, but before the
competition began, the dog ran away. Another
contestant asked me why I was just standing there,
looking disappointed. I told him I had planned to
have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have
sold my own tickets.
"But, you don't understand," I said. "I had hoped to
have Sex on TV." He said "Now that cable was all over
the place, it's no big deal anymore."
When my wife and I separated, we went to court for
custody of the dog. I said, "Your honour, I had Sex
before I was married." The judge said, "The
courtroom isn't a confessional. stick to the case,
please."
Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me.
He said, "Me, too."
Last night, Sex ran off again. I spent hours
looking all over town for him. A cop came over to me
and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4
o'clock in the morning?" I told him that I was
looking for Sex. My case comes up Friday.
