A Different Game

Dixon Carter Lee

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1) It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milkbone underwear.
2) Make a left at the rock that looks like a bear, then a right at the bear that looks like a rock.
3) I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!
4) Now, no prejudice intended, but I always check with the Bible on these here things. I think that, I mean if God had meant for us to be together he'd a put us together. But look what he done. He put you over in Africa, and put the rest of us in all the white countries.
5) Always keep your bowler on in time of stress, and watch out for diabolical masterminds.
6) I'm not a snitcher. I just tell it like it is.
7) Hello? Ah, yes, Mr. O'Reilly, well it's perfectly simple. When I asked you to build me a wall I was rather hoping that instead of just dumping the bricks in a pile, you might have found time to cement them together... You know, one on top of another, in the traditional fashion.
8) And... loving it.
9) Oh, I almost forgot, fellow babies... BOOGER!!
 
Is 7 a line of John Cleese's from a Faulty Towers episode?

I know number 3 so well -- argh!!!!
 
Lol, I was just about to write the same thing, Kitte! ;)

Thanks for getting that Hawkeye quote -- that was driving me nuts!

Now number 2 is under my skin! (argh -- I *know* it!)
 
Kitte said:
3 is hawkey on M*A*S*H when he was officer of the day.

I knew I recognized that when I read it...I can hear his voice now that you put the name on it.....lol
 
Make a left at the rock that looks like a bear, then a right at the bear that looks like a rock.

Directions to Fort Courage in F Troop by Captain Parmenter
 
the milkbone one is a classic from Norm on Cheers.
 
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