A demonic caper (closed for Mairu)

[Dirtydave1974]

I am the guy who can get it for you. Especially if it belongs to someone else. Swords, jewels, clothes, maps, documents, it's all fair game. I don't like to call myself a master thief, but I really like it when other people call me that. I have been known to encourage them.

Is it dangerous work? Only if you get caught. Is it honest work? That depends on your definition of honest. Is it fun? You bet. It is my observation in life that men with a profession that is that little dangerous tend to do better with the ladies as well.

Sometimes danger can be its own reward. Sometimes the more dangerous a job is the more rewarding it is.

For instance I was approached by a client, who was very interested in acquiring a pendant. It was rumoured to possess certain magical properties, which in and of itself wasn't of interest to me. But it was made from mythril and at its centre was a ruby bigger than a babies hand.

I always like to steal things that have value in and of themselves. That way if my client is unable to pay my fee I can Hawke the item off. Surprising how often that happens. Honour amongst thieves, huh

My fee for this item was significant. On account of the fact that the lady currently in possession of said item wasn't a local. She had, for reasons best know to herself, taken residence in a volcano on a nearby island.

My first impression of this island was that it was like giant wart puffing up from beneath the ocean. My second impression was that it was like being trapped under the sheets of my bed while my big brother farted on my face. Not somewhere you wanted to take the missus on holiday. The stench from the volcano only increased the closer I approached her cave. I was curious, on one level, to see the kind of woman who would make her home here. I was less curious to actually meet her, which is what happened.

 

[Mairu]

I was pissed. I had to hideout in a stinky volcano because people had an addiction to stealing other peoples stuff and I had something of great value. It is a pendant I have had for as long as I can remember and it had actually protected me from getting killed a couple of times, and I could probably thank the magical properties for that.

Now here I was, naked as usual and trying to get to sleep on burning rock. Though it wasn't the burning that got to me, it was the uncomfortable hardness. The pendant was beside my hands, with my black and smooth tail with an arrow shaped tip laying over it, I swear that thing had a mind of it's own. It could sense movement thankfully and thief wouldn't be able to take one step away before my tail had them in its grasp. Some people would run from my wings though. They were black, big and powerful and made most people run at the sight of them.

 

[Dirtydave1974]

You here about such creatures, but to see a demon in the flesh. Demons are supposed to be ugly, but I found myself strangely aroused by this one. I couldn't stop staring at her beautiful curves. Fascinated and horrified at the same time I just hid there admiring her for a long time.

Before doing a job, I like to know the layout of the house I am stealing or the habits of the guy I am going to pick pocket. It makes things go a little smoother. As a peeved at this naked creature I began to see some of the challenges I needed to overcome. Even sleeping her tail moved restlessly, as if responding to strange dreams. One minute it would be curled on her back the. Next on a rock, a moment later between her legs pressing against her intimates.

A spider was crossing a rock nearby and immediately the tail shot out impaling it. But i still had a plan. It took me awhile to find what I was looking for. I had to assume that the demon was strong. But here is the thing about strength. Every muscle in our body is different. Different strength, different flexibility. If you can find the right spot, it doesn't matter how strong someone's legs are. If they can't use them to maximum effect, they're strength can't help 'em.

I was taking a big gamble with this, but as I said, what is life without a little, or a lot of risk. I moved quietly on the balls of my feet, until I close enough. Positioned behind her with a lovely view of her naked round ass. It wasn't easy. Then I sprung my little trap. I kicked a pebble forward. I doubt this would have worked had the demon been awake, but The tail shot out. Immediately I dropped the heaviest rock I could onto the base of her tail, trapping it and her underneath.

She woke up pissed!

 

[Mairu]

I awoke when something heavy landed on my tail and I sreamed and immediately my hands grabbed my pendant and I put it around my neck with the chain I had bought, next I glared at the little wannabe thief, my eyes burning with rage. The next thing that happened is what made rumors. My wings and tail now were on fire, literally, and then with a few ripples my tail shot out through the rock and mangaged to entangle his feet and arms. I then put my weight on the rock and made it crumble, now flapping my wings. "Well well. What do we have here. Oh I know, a stupid little thief. Thank you by the way, you are now going to be my example, but first let's get you to my real home." I then took away all his weapons, careful to not miss any and then grabbed him by the shoulders and with my tail still around him took him to my nice little house in the forest. I threw him on the bed, my tail still tightly holding on. I then got my rope and quickly maneuvering my tail and hands had him tied spread eagle on my bed. I then sat on the chair next to the bed with my legs crossed. "Now, want to beg for forgiveness or say anything because this is your last chance."

 

[Dirtydave1974]

My head spun. As plans go that one went side ways faster than I would have thought possible.
"You're right. I apologise completely and utterly. I see now the errors of my ways, and I can assure you I learned something today. Not only is it a mistake to challenge a demon, even incredibly sexy and hot demons, it is just wrong to steal. I promise that from this day forth, if you let me go, I will turn over a new leaf."