A cute guy seeking to be Friend Zoned.

superfry

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The "Friend Zone" is not implicitly dirty, naughty, or kinky, but if approached with the right mindsets, it can be quite a wonderful, thrilling, and mutually beneficial dynamic.

I'm a sweet, funny, clean, fit, youthful (45 but oft mistaken for 35), professional, outwardly alpha, seemingly straight single white male who happens to also be a subservient, service-oriented feminist ally who lives to put women on a pedestal, while asking nothing in return. Hence, the Friend Zone is my natural comfortable happy safe space. Yay me! J

I love being in the company of fabulous women, and especially when she can feel so at ease around me---her harmless admirer, trusty ally, eager accomplice, and loyal cheerleader---that she can shamelessly share her innermost hopes, dreams, and fantasies. It is the open and honest discussions that we’ll have, about any and all topics, that we'll find most liberating and deeply bonding.

Of course, I'm super respectful and utmost well-behaved, and would never add even a speck of drama or burden to your life, and though I'll likely have a heavy one-sided crush on you and shower you with adoration, praise, and gifts, I'm also the opposite of jealous and would only seek to enhance your life, however you see fit. And this is where a bit of twist/kink comes in. You will undoubtedly come to recognize the steep asymmetry of this dynamic, and that is when the fun really begins. I'm seeking a lady friend who understands her powers, is not shy about teasing, twisting, tormenting, and getting her way, and would enjoy having such a cute and doting minion in her corner to frustrate and play with.

So if you're a fun-loving, stylish, open-minded, semi-assertive, manipulatrix/Diva who enjoys wrapping silly males around her perfectly manicured little pinky finger, I invite you to say "Hi." Please consider me for any role that suits you:

* loyal and well-behaved boyfriend, who may or may not have sexual privileges,
* obedient, on-call date/arm-candy for when you have events to attend (I do clean up well),
* chaste beta-male orbiter/cuckold/wingman, who’s happy to listen to all of your dating drama, conquests, and failures,
* prompt and reliable personal assistant, secretary, chauffeur, nail tech, masseur, or errand boy,
* permanently Friend Zoned non-gay gay BFF,
* or whatever’s fun for you….

I live in San Diego and would love to find a new friend with the right chemistry. I'm fairly fit and attractive myself and a non-smoker, and seek the same. Okay then, I really hope to hear from you, and hopefully we can meet up for gentle introductions over a drink or coffee sometime! As our relationship matures, you'll understand that though your boyfriends may come and go (those a$$holes!), I'll be in your corner long term. This may be alternative, but it is my thing and I'm sincere with it.
 

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