A cure for..

[Never]

We interrupt the typical meaningless post for:
I'm in extreme pain right now and I'd really like to take it out on another human being but there are none available.
Okay, I took ten maximum strength Ibuprofen an hour ago and I still have cramps. The four Benadril with antihistamines aren't making me sleepy. The Don Qui has upset my stomach. The Motrin is looking great but it gives me hives (though only when I have my period) and my mother won't let me do self surgery on her kitchen floor (what do I need with a womb anyway?). I finally broke down and took one of the Man's valiums (blue) but it seems their abilities are vastly overestimated.
Why are all these drugs so worthless? I buy these things in family sized packs and I might as well be taking sugar pills. I go through this every month, I want an explanation. Why are we the only females in the mammalian phylum (sp?) to have to deal with this crap?


So now I'm drugged, cranky and my cat's hiding from me. You know it's difficult for someone who always tries to be nice in RL to want to smash people's heads in for speaking with me.
Come on, there are hundreds of ladies on this site. Someone has to have a clue.

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Breath in.. breath out..

 

[Wizard]

Would it be safe to say..........take another??????????Myself ,I liked the yellow..............Take a deep breath...........Relax..............Deep breath in............relax...........keep it going now.......Deep breath in...........and out.....relax..........

 

[Sonora]

I thankfully don't have cramps as bad as yours must be. But I know that when I do if I have an orgasm I'm able to get some relief. (I read it someplace a long time ago and it seems to work.) I don't know if that will work for you, but you might try it.

 

[Mortto56]

"Breath in,EXHALE sloooow

Would it be safe to say..........take another??????????Myself ,I liked the yellow..............Take a deep breath...........Relax..............Deep breath in............relax...........keep it going now.......Deep breath in...........and out.....relax..........

Try the La Mazs technique.That worked pretty good for my wife during childbirth.
If all else fails,grab a bottle of your favorite alcohol.(Just Jokin)

 

[Wizard]

I know it is hard for some to belive, but I think I have taken the "Yellows" while drinking...........

 

[Never]

Eh, I tried the orgasm thing once, I could never come. This might be due to the fact that I couldn't relax.

I never really understood what the La Mazs techniquie was.

He doesn't have yellows and I'm only 19.

 

[Nicole]

Never sweetie ... what's the weather like???

I'm serious here.

 

[Mortto56]

"Thats a NO NO!"

I know it is hard for some to belive, but I think I have taken the "Yellows" while drinking...........

All I can say Wizard is I did that one time,and I woke up 2 days later,in a hospital all FUCKED UP.
I don't even take asprin anymore.If the booze and mary jane don't cure it I just live with it.

 

[Never]

Cold, wet and rainy. Makes me homesick for the NW.
Now tell me why serious one.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Just a suggestion...perhaps crawl under the covers with a heating pad...and lie on your back with it on your tummy.

This in combination with all those meds might make you drowsy enough to fall asleep.

For some reason I always find I hurt less lying on my side..can't hurt...might help

 

[Never]

Oddly enough after his car accident the Man used to take pinks and drink beer. Then again this is also a gentleman who used to go to Boston disco clubs with a solid 24 caret spoon around his neck - then there was the Greatful Dead shows.

 

[Nicole]

Okay just didn't want to make you uncomfortable.

Have you got anything that you can heat up??? Not sure if you have them there or not, but a Hot Water Bottle or something???

I'm not saying it will work (I get BAD Cramps), but sometimes lying in a ball with something warm on my tummy helps. I drift off to sleep and when I wake because I am relaxed (which is the key here and I KNOW How hard that is), I have less cramps.

The Tablets don't work for me either babe so your not the only one there, and my heart feels for you right now ... I went through this just last week, as you can tell by some of my post's.

Give it a try and see how you go, I'm sorry I'm not much more help.

Have you ever tried going on the pill ... it helped me before I had my son (and no I wasn't on the pill when I fell Pregnant).

Good Luck and Big Hug to you

 

[Never]

Ahhh, SS knows how it's going on.
I did that last night, curled up on my side with a hot water bottle, which is why I didn't wake up until four pm (stupid cat just keeps on butting her head and wet nose against my face until I wake up). Now it's 6:45 though and I can't get back to sleep.

 

[Nicole]

Well shit SS beat me and then you answered.

Why do I bother??? LOL

I have no clue as to what to suggest now except go find a Doctor that is open and see what they can do for you.

Ever thought that maybe all the pills you took are keeping you awake?

Good Luck Sweetie

 

[Nicole]

Hey try this ...

Get in a warm bath and lie on your tummy.

Good Luck

 

[Never]

Oddly enough that's exactly what I was wondering when I read some of your post last week Nicole.
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Maybe this will make me feel better.

 

[Never]

Ohhhh, that's a good one.
*off to the bathroom*

 

[Mortto56]

Never:
The only way I can tell you about the La Mazs technique is,It's a mind over matter thing.
The idea of it is to regulate your breathing.It's based on your consentration.The more you consentrate on your breathing it helps you forget about the pain.I'm sure that someone else on the board can explain it better,but thats the best I can do.

 

[Nicole]

LOL yes you can usally tell Never ... I should just leave during that time.

Did that make you feel better???

FOR NEVERS EYES ONLY

I only get cranky for the week before ... don't know why, maybe it's all that pain that I'm in. We have this big Spa and I jump in there and lie on my Tummy, it sometimes helps it sometimes doesn't. Give the bath a try it might relax you enough to get back to sleep. I do however get very down on myself in that time and "Go Off" at anyone and everyone over the most stupid of things. Have the bath then get into bed with the Hot Water Bottle, see how you go.

Good Luck babe

 

[SimplySouthern]

Hope you feel better darlin'

Sending good thoughts your way

 

[Nicole]

Mortto I have to say that when in Labour that did help me too.

Breath in deeply hold for 5 seconds and then breath out again, make sure you breath all the way to your Diaphram (sp?), it does take your mind off the pain too.

Good Luck yet again

 

[April]

Poor Never. I feel so bad for you. I know how bad it can be. Next time, try Aleve. It really works for me. Nothing else does except Nyquil, which conks me out. I say next time, because I think you've taken enough different pills, and I don't want you to overdose or make yourself even sicker. I hope you feel better tomorrow. {{{{Never}}}}

 

[Mortto56]

Nicole...Is that what it was 5 seconds?...It's been 20 years ago when my youngest boy was born,so I forgot the main details.
I do breathing like that just for relaxation,helps me get rid of stress.

 

[Nicole]

Yep Breathing is the best thing for relaxation. To breath deeply and hold it, you are concentrating on doing something else and taking the pain out of your mind.

I have a fairly strong pain threshold, and by doing the breathing during Labour, I only complained of the pain three time to my Mum, and that was towards the end when I had been in Labour for 14 hours.

I hope Never feels better and that she gets a good nights sleep.

((((((((((((((Never)))))))))))))))

 

[Sonora]

Oh, have to agree with April on the Aleve. It cures my aches and pains better than anything else. (But in this case the orgasm is more fun. )