A cure for declining birth rates

[Strangebuddy]

So I was taking some time to read up on the problems modern countries are having with their declining birth rates. In Japan for example, a third of the population is 60+ and the younger generations are voicing a disinterest in having a family or even sex. Now there's a lot of Reasons that go into the issue but there are countries who are going to be in a bad way if they can't find a way to offset the damage or get the birth rates to start going up.

Now, some solutions are to increase immigration to bring in a new population or make it so there are benefits to having children (or a lack of punishment in a person's professional life for having a family).

But...what if there were less conventional efforts being made?

For example:
1. The government starts dumping aphrodisiacs in the water supply.
2. Kids start being born at a higher rate. Yay?! Only thing is, none of them seem to have parents who are sticking around. So a new program starts where people have to devote a set amount of time to helping care for these new kids.

Some people love the new program and embrace their "little brothers and sisters" however, our lead is spending time with his assigned child when she has an accident and needs to go to the hospital. She needs a blood transfusion so he offers to give his blood. Doctors are skeptical but there's a shortage so they test him and he's a perfect match. Curious, the doctor does a paternity test...and he's a perfect match. However, the guy's never had sex.
...but he has made use of cheap disposable masturbatirs which have been popping up. Ones which you can exchange freely at the store for almost nothing once you're done. Stores that are subsidized by the government.

 

[Hypoxia]

That's a cute SF premise. For a more political edge, the gov't is importing and training sexy young foreigners to seduce the locals. It obviously won't work IRL but this is LIT fantasyland.

Or maybe the gov't secretly abducts young citizens and inserts brain implants to boost their horniness. People return from a lost weekend with a scar on their head and a burning lust. Heterosexual, hopefully. But some fraction of the treated only want to fuck anyone and anything within reach. Hilarity ensues.

 

[handysr]

That's a cute SF premise. For a more political edge, the gov't is importing and training sexy young foreigners to seduce the locals. It obviously won't work IRL but this is LIT fantasyland.

Or maybe the gov't secretly abducts young citizens and inserts brain implants to boost their horniness. People return from a lost weekend with a scar on their head and a burning lust. Heterosexual, hopefully. But some fraction of the treated only want to fuck anyone and anything within reach. Hilarity ensues.

Oh, but it could work in IRL. People are freakin crazy, and government stooges are even worse.

Now moveing away from political BS before I get mad, let's enter Lit's fairy-tale land:

The govt of Moupsa is very concerned about lowered birth rates combined with excessive old people, and all the subsidies they've been providing for young couples to hook up and make babies isn't working so well. There must be something in the water, since even when the guys do get the urge to have sex, the women only have a 1% chance of getting pregnant.

Of course the gov's spy agencies keep close track of everyone (and their extended families) who emigrates to anywhere else in the world, so they go around and find all the college-aged women that have at least 75% pure Moupsa bloodlines. These ladies are kidnapped made a deal. If they, of their own free will, agree to be brought back to Moupsa for one to three months and have enough sex to become pregnant, they can resume their normal lives back home, coming back to Moupsa to deliver the baby, then go home again. Upon the birth of a live child, they will receive 8 years of free college, rent, and a generous spending allowance. The child will be raised by a non-sexy couple in Moupsa, ensuring the population of their land.

How many young ladies will ask their contacts what a second child will get them?
Aside from "trip to <country> with the girlfriends" type of excuse, how do these ladies explain their absense?
How about women that already have children and don't want college? Do they get a bonus for being a known-good breeder, as well as not needing an over-priced and under-valued education?

 

[Hypoxia]

Too baroque a structure. The Moupsa gov't isn't together enough for such plots. Instead they lure thousands of young folks from neighboring Poumsa to "cultural festivals" with bribes, drugs, flashy images etc, all so they can fuck Moupsan youths. The Poumsans look pretty swarthy and exotic to the hoity-toity Moupsans. Fertility ensues. The nation is saved. Whew.

But then the next generation of Mopusa-Poumsans takes over both countries and institutes a clothing-free culture. Everyone fuck everyone, yeah! Population expands dramatically. Whew.