A couple questions =)

Snowballz

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Whats the sweetest thing a guy or girl has ever done for you? Whats the hottest thing a guy or girl has done for you?
Whats the worst thing a guy or girl has done to you in bed?
Whats the best thing a guy or girl has done to you in bed?
How are you today?
Whens the last time you masturbated?

I know this guy who is like 30 and has never had an orgasm and he thinks he doesnt need to masturbate im afraid hes gonna die without having an orgasm what do i do? I mean i really want to help the guy.


Thanks everyone =) :)
 
Snowballz said:
Whats the sweetest thing a guy or girl has ever done for you? Whats the hottest thing a guy or girl has done for you?
Whats the worst thing a guy or girl has done to you in bed?
Whats the best thing a guy or girl has done to you in bed?
How are you today?
Whens the last time you masturbated?

I know this guy who is like 30 and has never had an orgasm and he thinks he doesnt need to masturbate im afraid hes gonna die without having an orgasm what do i do? I mean i really want to help the guy.


Thanks everyone =) :)

Whoa there... sounds more like the Spanish Inquisition here with this barrage of questions!

Slow down!

To answer your questions though-
-the hottest and sweetest thing any woman's ever done for me was my first girlfriend surrendering her virginity to me. At the time, it was an incredible experience and I guess in a way it still is quite an honor to share that.

-the worst thing in bed? walking out.

-the best thing in bed? being there to go at it again the next morning for a few more hours.

-I'm doing fine today.

-And I got off just a few hours ago. It was mind numbingly wonderful too.

-As far as your friend? It's his call not unless you plan on jumping his bones & assaulting him sexually. Help him by being supportive & not snooping into his sexual history.
 
Questions, questions...Ok, here goes:

Whats the sweetest thing a guy or girl has ever done for you?
Does 'she saved my life' qualify? If not, the best moment would be when she told me she wanted to make kids with me.

Whats the hottest thing a guy or girl has done for you?
A girl I know gave me a rather different birthday present once. 24 hours of whatever I wanted after that, no strings attached. That's one hot offer. But I was interrested in someone else at the moment. So I gracefully declined, letting her know that my best friend had a huge crush on her. Eventually, they hit it off.

Whats the worst thing a guy or girl has done to you in bed?
After climbing off: "My real boyfriend is much better than you." Then dump me.

Whats the best thing a guy or girl has done to you in bed?
Stayed in it with me. For three days.

How are you today?
Engaged & euphoric.

Whens the last time you masturbated?
Months. See above.

I know this guy who is like 30 and has never had an orgasm and he thinks he doesnt need to masturbate im afraid hes gonna die without having an orgasm what do i do? I mean i really want to help the guy.

No offense, but I have to agree with the previous poster. Unless you have an interrest in giving and recieving orgasms with him yourself, then it's entirely his business.
 
The sweetest thing is my wife continues to love me even with all my faults and "kinky" desires.

The hottest thing my wife has ever done for me (hard to single out just one) is to have sex in a motel pool with another couple sitting in the hot tub. Their back's were to us. I have as story posted on Literotica about that experience.

The worst thing in bed was to act disinterested.

I have had two different men share their wives with me in bed.

I am happily married

Not, to completion, but I did on Saturday

I find it hard to believe a guy at 30 has never masturbated. He is either to embaressed to admit it or he has a serious problem

LDLarry52
 
Whats the sweetest thing a guy or girl has ever done for you?
she paid for dinner on the first date

Whats the hottest thing a guy or girl has done for you?
she bought me sex toys


Whats the worst thing a guy or girl has done to you in bed?
she farted on me while I was eating her out


Whats the best thing a guy or girl has done to you in bed?
stuck her finger up my ass while she was giving me a blowjob

How are you today?
so far so good


Whens the last time you masturbated?
last night
 
deliciously_naughty said:
try keeping your posts to no more than two or so related questions and you'll get more of a response.

I agree...that's a whole lot of answering questions there. I almost felt like Kato Kaelin there for a bit!:rolleyes:
 
A couple questions =)
Whats the sweetest thing a guy or girl has ever done for you?

In the realm of sexuality, offered to swap fantasy fulfillment, and folloing through.

Whats the hottest thing a guy or girl has done for you?

Told me her kinks, and helped me to try them with her. I was not thrilled with the kinks, but the turn on I got from her arousal was amazing.

Whats the worst thing a guy or girl has done to you in bed?

Had a great round of lovemaking, we both had a few orgasms, then told me I was the worst fuck she ever had.

Whats the best thing a guy or girl has done to you in bed?

Tied me up with silk scarves and a blindfold then tortured me with sweetness, ending with her straddling my face so I could lick and suck her pussy and clit till she came all over me.

How are you today?

Pretty darn good, thanks.

Whens the last time you masturbated?

Last night, off to do that again soon.

I know this guy who is like 30 and has never had an orgasm and he thinks he doesnt need to masturbate im afraid hes gonna die without having an orgasm what do i do? I mean i really want to help the guy.

I would suggest subtly piquing his curiosity? Mention subtle things about good sex or whatever, maybe self-depricating jokes about masturbation? Just gotta keep the tone away from anything that could feed into his insecurity around sexuality. Maybe he will miss out on this pleasure, just be glad you will not.
 
Originally posted by Snowballz
Whats the sweetest thing a guy or girl has ever done for you?

Hmmm. There are several. I've been lucky to have great men in my life. :) Off the top of my head, right now...he flew all night to get to my doorstep, just to spend a few hours with me, and then he flew back. It was a wonderful surprise. :)

Whats the hottest thing a guy or girl has done for you?

Told me that he would do anything I wanted in bed, anything at all, and I could call all the shots. Then he did it. It was amazing. :D

Whats the worst thing a guy or girl has done to you in bed?

That memory is too painful to relate.

Whats the best thing a guy or girl has done to you in bed?

Mmmmm....triple penetration...I posted the details on the DP thread. :D Best orgasm of my life. It makes me swoon just thinking about it. Damn, I love that man! :devil:

How are you today?

Could be better, but not bad enough to complain. :)

Whens the last time you masturbated?

About ten days ago? Something like that.

I know this guy who is like 30 and has never had an orgasm and he thinks he doesnt need to masturbate im afraid hes gonna die without having an orgasm what do i do? I mean i really want to help the guy.

I don't think he's going to die from not having an orgasm. I don't think he's going to die before he has one, either. Frankly, whether he gets off or not is his business, unless you plan to help him with the situation in a very intimate manner anytime soon. ;)


S.
 
Monks, priests & those seriously into their celibacy for religious reasons have never gotten off either. While it's DEFINITELY not for me, I'm not one to cast criticism on their choices. If they're content I'd say back off IMMEDIATELY on this point if you really value them as a friend.
 
Whats the sweetest thing a guy or girl has ever done for you?
Actually, my husband is always doing little sweet things for me, too many to keep track of.
Whats the hottest thing a guy or girl has done for you?
Again, too many to keep track of.
Whats the worst thing a guy or girl has done to you in bed?
I can think of three--all from the same guy. I can't decide which was worse.
Whats the best thing a guy or girl has done to you in bed?
It has to be in bed?
How are you today?
Pretty good.
Whens the last time you masturbated?
Yesterday morning.

About your friend, the others have said it best--unless you are personally prepared to help him out yourself, it's probably none of your beeswax. Anyway, there's got to be more to the story than you're telling.
 
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