A couple ideas

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1. This is the idea that prompted me to open my browser and come to the forum. There's a lot of details here for yah but feel free to take some liberties if you decide to actual write it. Anyhow: A gentleman transfers into a highschool for his senior year. Rumors are flying (which he readily confirms) that he spent his first 3 high school years (and his middle school and grade school years) being trained by monks. This last year was taking place in high school because the monks felt he would learn more about people in a more regular environment. He interpretted this as the monks wanting him to have some level of social skills (and for them to be applied towards a social life).

Under normal circumstances, his abnormal academic skills might have drawn attention to him but instead it was his very odd behavior which marked him as different. He almost consistently had his eyes closed during class, yet all attempts by his teachers to demonstrate that he was missing something (i.e. the stuff they wrote on the board) were unsuccessful; any time he was called on, he would always have the right answer, even to questions which were beyond what he was even expected to know. Sometimes the teacher would write an entire problem on the board and ask him to answer it and he would get it. It was quite disconcerting. He claimed (truthfully) that he was able to tell where the writing on the board was based on the sound of the chalk.

His odd behavior only got him beat up once. He did not fight back but rather stood still and did not move at all. The bully seemed to get in some good hits but the student was not knocked down or even bruised. It should be noted that this was not due to any sort of supernatural powers but rather due to precise tensing and relaxing of muscles to lessen impact.

Now, all this odd behavior had the girls very curious about him. Not that they'd ever consider going out with him, they assured their friends. Still, he was quite intriguing. In fact, he did eventually ask a girl out and she did say yes (just to find out about him, she told her friends).

He tended to be very contemplative, which was both a blessing and a curse. It was a blessing because any time the girl spoke, she knew he was truly listening to every word. In the past, many conversations for this girl had the listeners listening not so that they could hear her words but rather so that they would know when they could interject their own thoughts. However, his deep thinking was a curse in that she frequently felt uncomfortable in his silence and felt the need to talk. She ended up admitting that half the reason she'd said yes was because of curiosity rather than interest. She doubted the date would go anywhere but knew that if nothing else, he'd be a friend she'd love to have. With other men such a line would have been distressing but he knew she spoke her mind...and that she would change it. He grinned.

At his grin, his date almost fell out of her chair. It was a rather normal grin, the kind that people use when they are about to make you look like a complete moron for saying something silly. It creeped her out, not so much because the thing he would be correcting was her impression of him but rather because it was the first time she had ever seen his face without some look of thought upon it. Actuallying seeing an emotion expressed on his face was amazing.

He explained to her that his knowledge from the monks extended to understanding all of the energy flows within the human body, and that he could manipulate them with ease to cause incredible pleasure. She laughed, "So you learned how to bring a woman to orgasm with a sensual massage? Big whoop. My ex-boyfriend could do that!" At this point, he laughed. She almost fell out of her chair to see him laughing. For a moment, she wondered if it was a seizure. "No, you misunderstand. A sensual massage is manipulating the body. This is quite different." Of course eventually he was challenged to prove it (they both realized that such a challenge was his plan all along).

They ended up agreeing to have him use his trick on her using her hairbrush. And initially, it felt normal. Quite nice (To some people, having your hair brushed feels really, nice) but norrmal. But soon the pleasureably feeling were spreading through her body and magnifying. It took a lot of his monk training not to stop brushing her hair right at the edge of her climax, say I told you so, and make her admit he was wrong before continuing. But that little joke would be saved for another time.

2. This second idea popped into my a few moments ago. It's not especially original but its an idea. It's been done a bit on TV14 TV, among other places. Basically, a couple guys pretend to be gay boyfriends in order to get dates with these two girls they're after. This relates to the cliche where girls tend to fall for gay guys (and try to change their mind). Now, there's two routes you could take. The route I won't read (but which was done on Mad TV, I think) is that the guys act more and more gay (one guy is always questioning if it will work, the other keeps pushing) to the point where the one of them has come out to his family and they're having sex. Even then, they're not gay (well, I guess you could spin it that one of them is and is taking advantage of a friend, but that seems mean) but just trying to get action from the ladies. Still, it might be a good gay male story. Then again, it probably would suck in terms of the severe lack of seduction and happiness involved in any sex. Anyhow, the idea I do like is that it actually works (this was done on Married With Children, I think). The guys make their lies progressively more complex and the girls do progressively more to try to show the guys what they are missing, eventually pushing the guys into sex and even later into marriage. Since the two guys were in love with the two girls, this is a perfect result. Two very similar conversations took place on the honeymoon night.

Guy: You were right about everything. Sex with you *is* better. Everything with you is better. I love you. Thank you for showing me what I was missing.
Girl: Ya know, I think it was really sweet that you went through all that effort pretending to be gay so I would go out with you. Watching you two together was really entertaining. Still, wouldn't it have been easier to just ask me out? I'd have said yes.
Guy: ...
At this point, the girl ends the awkward moment by kissing the guy. And then the honeymoon night really gets started. Whether what happens next is included in the story I leave to the discretion of the author, though some sort of joke about what the guy had done would be fitting.
 
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