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Like too many of my gen did not care about sun damage thus shortened their tomorrows :(
Yet I have no pity for zombie butcher boys ~ no empathy, maybe zombie already walks amongst the living
 
:eek: ohhh my!!
That's really naughty! Those who deal frontline customer service really have my empathy (so maybe Im not zombie after all) To tolerate the stupid/rude/arrogant takes some energy.

I really dig your av
 
:eek: ohhh my!!
That's really naughty! Those who deal frontline customer service really have my empathy (so maybe Im not zombie after all) To tolerate the stupid/rude/arrogant takes some energy.

I really dig your av

Hey, I'm that rude, stupid, arrogant person across the counter! I'm called the customer and I pay good money for the privilege of being an asshole and I like to think I do it well.

Have you picked out your a/v for your 100th post?
 
Hey, I'm that rude, stupid, arrogant person across the counter! I'm called the customer and I pay good money for the privilege of being an asshole and I like to think I do it well.

Have you picked out your a/v for your 100th post?

I can see the slogan now ... Prices in our store have increased to afford you, the customer, the pleasure of being an asshole :rolleyes:

An a/v? Hmm I really don't wanna be an ass but hey, how about Eeyore? Or the Cookie Monster? They are two of my favs :D
 
I can see the slogan now ... Prices in our store have increased to afford you, the customer, the pleasure of being an asshole :rolleyes:

An a/v? Hmm I really don't wanna be an ass but hey, how about Eeyore? Or the Cookie Monster? They are two of my favs :D

I enjoy that eeyore was constantly depressed and the moral of the story was never that he needed to change.

Super weird Pooh made that death pact with Christopher Robin though.
 
I enjoy that eeyore was constantly depressed and the moral of the story was never that he needed to change.

Super weird Pooh made that death pact with Christopher Robin though.

They always included Eeyore and didn't expect him to be anything other than what he was - a good model. A friend of mine who suffers with depression shared something to that effect on social media recently, and it really helped me understand, actually.

Going to have to go back and check on the second, though. :D

Of course the lovely thing about Pooh was his enthusiasm for, er, honey... :devil:
 
They always included Eeyore and didn't expect him to be anything other than what he was - a good model. A friend of mine who suffers with depression shared something to that effect on social media recently, and it really helped me understand, actually.

Going to have to go back and check on the second, though. :D

Of course the lovely thing about Pooh was his enthusiasm for, er, honey... :devil:

Pooh's quote: "If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you."

I can only imagine Pooh cackling evily and saying "The pact is seeled," was lost in editing.

And he always had to steal the honey. Shoving his fingers in and scooping it out. Serious consent issues.
 
Pooh's quote: "If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you."

I can only imagine Pooh cackling evily and saying "The pact is seeled," was lost in editing.

And he always had to steal the honey. Shoving his fingers in and scooping it out. Serious consent issues.

I am definitely going to have to re-read all this.

Tell me about Alice in Wonderland now. *kneels at your chair and gazes up expectantly*
 
I am definitely going to have to re-read all this.

Tell me about Alice in Wonderland now. *kneels at your chair and gazes up expectantly*

That's the story of a foreign invasion of sovereign royal land. A wayward girl becomes radicalized by an admittedly mad hatter and makes an attempt on a queen.
 
That's all the caterpillar. It gets very hentai there for a bit...best left unsaid.

A very 'hungry' caterpillar, eh... :devil:

I will admit that the first time I saw "Grease" I was rather young and innocent, I think I missed most of the innuendo entirely. I was quite surprised when I saw it again years later, when my innocence was a dim and distant memory. (Hard to believe, I know :D)
 
A very 'hungry' caterpillar, eh... :devil:

I will admit that the first time I saw "Grease" I was rather young and innocent, I think I missed most of the innuendo entirely. I was quite surprised when I saw it again years later, when my innocence was a dim and distant memory. (Hard to believe, I know :D)

"On the first day, he ate one trembling slit, but he was STILL HUNGRY..."

I'm good at missing innuendo. It doesn't even have to be in movies. Back in college my roommate asked me to come 'help set up her computer' while she folded laundry and kept showing me her panties as she put them away. I ignored her because her computer was a pain in the ass. But once I left I finally stopped and said, "oh. OH. Fuck."
 
"On the first day, he ate one trembling slit, but he was STILL HUNGRY..."

I'm good at missing innuendo. It doesn't even have to be in movies. Back in college my roommate asked me to come 'help set up her computer' while she folded laundry and kept showing me her panties as she put them away. I ignored her because her computer was a pain in the ass. But once I left I finally stopped and said, "oh. OH. Fuck."

"Trembling slit"... :eek: I think you are a shoe in for a publishing deal here. Adult bedtime stories :cool:

You can't really return to the scene of a panty-demo and say "Ah, I see what you're doing there now", though, can you... :( Still, I'm sure the experience equipped you for later exhibitions. :devil:
 
"Trembling slit"... :eek: I think you are a shoe in for a publishing deal here. Adult bedtime stories :cool:

You can't really return to the scene of a panty-demo and say "Ah, I see what you're doing there now", though, can you... :( Still, I'm sure the experience equipped you for later exhibitions. :devil:

If I had to list my greatest accomplishment, I think my description of caterpillar sex would take the cake.

Indeed, the choice was made. And one or two ;)
 
Why does the vision of a caterpillar puffing out smoke rings seem stark in the mind right now?
Sex becomes the chrysalis? :cool: oh dear!:rolleyes:
 
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